Shazam. Just like that, I’m back home among the snow and ice, but only for about 36 hours, since I got home last night and I’ve got a flight to Madrona in the morning. Today is all about packing and printing handouts and doing laundry, although it’s not as bad as all that, since I had the intelligence to pack most of it before I left for Mexico. (I totally did it the wrong way the year before last, and I’ve vowed never again. It was a really crazy 36 hours at home, and I think that Joe enjoyed it even less than I did. It’s hard living with someone who’s crazy – and being rushed like that makes me crazy.) Still, I’ve got no time to mess around today, so without further ado:
Ten Things I did in Three days
1. I went to the ruins of the Mayan city of Tulum. It was extremely cool.
2. Actually, I lie. It was extremely amazingly interesting, but it was about as far as you can get from cool. It was like walking on the surface of Venus. I have never been so hot in my life. No wonder the city isn’t inhabited anymore. The Mayan’s probably went somewhere with a little freakin’ shade.
3.There were lizards everywhere and they were not small either.
4. I learned that my mother has taken to killing the ants in the apartment with Coppertone suncreen. It has been noted in her presence that this is not really bug killer, but her response was “they’re dead, aren’t they?”
5. I met an Irish guy named Noel who said he could teach me thousands of Spanish words in two minutes. He was right. (He said that there’s three great rules for knowing lots of Spanish words. a) If it ends in “ive” in English, then you just add an “o”. Collective = Collectivo. B) If the English word ends in “tion” just change the t to a c. Selection = selección C) If the english word ends in “ly” then the Spanish will end in “mente.” Continually = continuamente.)
6. I swam in a cenote.
It was fabulous, and full of fish, which is something you get over in a few minutes. Except for the big ones.
7. I went snorkelling with my mum on the reef outside of Puerto Morelos, which is a National Marine Park that’s part of the Great Mesoamerican Reef.
It was extremely cool to see all the coral and fish, and a barracuda swam by and I saw a sting ray. In that picture we have “mask face” and I feel a little proud that it’s on me, and super proud that it’s on my mum.
8. I got a sunburn on the part of my arse that isn’t covered by a bathing suit, and while it totally makes sense that it’s a risk of snorkelling, I didn’t think about it until after. When I was sitting down.
9. I finished a pair of socks on the way home.
10. Now that I’m back where it’s snowy, they look too bright again.