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Wow! That's gorgeous. And what a great birthday gift to yourself. Hope you had a fun one.

Posted by Karen at June 16, 2010 3:17 PM

you have every right to be obsessed. it is beautiful. i am imagining it in a new blue moon color right now!

Posted by marcy vandale at June 16, 2010 3:19 PM

Gorgeous! Must ... have ... beady goodness...

Posted by Muriel at June 16, 2010 3:21 PM

As one who is constantly distracted by bright and shiny objects (beads, glass, yarn, projects, etc.), I think your "fickleness" to a project is a wonderful quality for a harlot to have! Just means you have varied interests...

Hope 42 is a wonderful you for you. Arthur Dent would be so proud.

Posted by leslieKK at June 16, 2010 3:23 PM

You can start as many projects as you want around your birthday. It's a free pass (not to be confused with all of the other free passes during the year).

And hey! It's not green.

Posted by Seanna Lea at June 16, 2010 3:25 PM

Knitting dreams are the best, aren't they? I haven't been knitting due to some major stress, and the other night I dreamt about garter stitch. So of course I have a garter stitch shawl on the needles by my recliner now. So glad to get the groove back.

Posted by Krista M at June 16, 2010 3:25 PM

Slightly obsessed?!

Posted by Austin Val at June 16, 2010 3:25 PM

Is there a male equivalent of a Harlot?

I am having a serious case of "startitis" lately. And, despite an aggressive push at destashing I seem to be accumulating more yarn.

I blame the interwebs.

Posted by Steve at June 16, 2010 3:32 PM

Love Love Love!!! Must Have

Posted by Poppy at June 16, 2010 3:32 PM

beautiful scarf, makes my fingers itch to learn how to knit with beads, we have more than a few beads in the Madison area

Posted by kris phipps at June 16, 2010 3:34 PM

That's why you're the Harlot, darlin'. And that's why we love you. Fickle, yes, but never boring!
(And Steve @3:32? The word you're looking for is "gigolo." The Garter-Stitch Gigolo? It has possibilities.)

Posted by violet at June 16, 2010 3:36 PM

I know absolutely nothing about obessions, absolutely not a single, solitary thing.

Posted by Lynn at June 16, 2010 3:37 PM

And you have BUSINESS CARDS with "Harlot" on them?!?! Love it!!!!!

Posted by violet at June 16, 2010 3:38 PM

I love the look of that crossed stitch.

Posted by madonnaearth at June 16, 2010 3:39 PM

The yarn and the pattern remind me of linen for some reason.

Posted by madonnaearth at June 16, 2010 3:40 PM

I've seen that pattern before and never really liked it. But with the needs it seems okay.

Posted by kashurst at June 16, 2010 3:42 PM

I love it! I love knitting with beads, too. I have a feeling I have a yarn in my stash that's just clamoring to be made up in this pattern... *drool*

Posted by Ellen at June 16, 2010 3:43 PM

That's a gorgeous scarf, and the beads are the frosting on the cake. Happy Birthday a day late.

Steve @3:32, I've been trying to knit with stash all year and was doing fairly well but then I fell spectacularly off the wagon last Saturday when I bought a sweater's worth of chunky red yarn for a hoodie. I NEED a red hoodie, and the yarn was ON SALE. 25% off! I couldn't help myself, I'm a victim of circumstance--and bad companions.

Posted by Barbara at June 16, 2010 3:43 PM

Beautiful scarf!At first glance, I thought there were ants on it until I scrolled down and saw the whole picture!I have a major case of startitis as well-two tank tops, one full sleeve sweater,one pair of socks and a minor fall down the rabbit hole at my LYS all within one week.Not to mention everything else I want to start RIGHT NOW!!!

Posted by Kim(with kids) at June 16, 2010 3:57 PM

So when you woke up, the method didn't have beady little ayes after all?

Posted by AlisonH at June 16, 2010 4:01 PM

I love the scarf! I hate those dreams that should be true when they aren't---like the time I was 8 1/2 months pregnant and dreamed the entire labor and delivery in great detail....and woke up still pregnant. But at least knitting a scarf is more fun that childbirth.

Posted by Lisa R. at June 16, 2010 4:01 PM

Ok. Maybe I need to learn to add beads to my knitting projects after all. That scarf is just gorgeous!

Posted by Sheri at The Loopy Ewe at June 16, 2010 4:02 PM

Beads just add a bit of elegance to ordinary pieces so they are really the wonderful accessories to your beautiful stitches! I bet it took longer to string the beads than to do the piece. Just beautiful and thanks for sharing.

Posted by Deborah at June 16, 2010 4:09 PM

Ooooo...lovely! I think that it could look really smashing in some soft handspun singles too. Beads, though, hmm? I've not gotten the nerve up to try knitting with beads yet, despite that beauty that they can bring to a project. Do be sure to let us know if you *do* dream up how to get them onto the yarn more easily ;)

Posted by Cynthia A at June 16, 2010 4:10 PM

Do you have a bead spinner to put the beads on your yarn? I'd never heard of one before until I got in a group doing a KAL for the Shipwreck Shawl (which takes like 5,000 beads) and that little gizmo is a definitely necessity. If you don't have one, maybe Joe or one of the girls needs to get you a belated birthday gift?

Posted by Tammy at June 16, 2010 4:11 PM

Hey, Steve, look what I found! You too can be a harlot--based on the old definition of harlot.

Word History : The word harlot nowadays refers to a particular kind of woman, but interestingly it used to refer to a particular kind of man. The word is first recorded in English in a work written around the beginning of the 13th century, meaning "a man of no fixed occupation, vagabond, beggar," and soon afterwards meant "male lecher." Already in the 14th century it appears as a deprecatory word for a woman, though exactly how this meaning developed from the male sense is not clear. For a time the word could also refer to a juggler or jester of either sex, but by the close of the 17th century its usage referring to males had disappeared.

The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
Copyright © 2009 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.

Posted by Abby at June 16, 2010 4:13 PM

Uh-oh. I see a new scarf in my future.

Posted by Nancy at June 16, 2010 4:15 PM

For what it's worth: I find the best way to get beads onto yarn is nail polish. Dip the yarn in the polish ... take it out, twist it if needed, and let it dry ... repeat till desired stiffness is achieved. Once beads are strung, snip off polished portion of yarn.

Posted by SaraJoan at June 16, 2010 4:15 PM

Funny how the word "harlot" now refers to a certain kind of woman, but it used to refer to a certain kind of man! Women are taking over in all areas. Happy birthday and best wishes.

Posted by Max at June 16, 2010 4:18 PM

Oh wow, that scarf is fabulous! I really like the bead color with the yarn. Beautiful!

Posted by ashpags at June 16, 2010 4:19 PM

I have been doing very good at not knitting scarves for the last year. I have knit a blanket and chokers and lace and SHAWLS and STOLES and now I want to put everything down, go get some nice soft fuzzy yarn and - in the middle of June - knit a scarf?!

Stephanie, you are a terrible influence on me. I shouldn't read about your WIPs because I just end up with new and terrifying ideas for projects.

Posted by Nyx at June 16, 2010 4:24 PM

Is it just me, or does that really look like Broomstick Lace without the Broomstick? Because it does. Very Pretty.

Posted by Trina D. at June 16, 2010 4:24 PM

Oh fine! I had to download the pattern for myself and will need to drop by my local bead store over the weekend. See what you've done!

Posted by Cindi at June 16, 2010 4:29 PM

oh my gosh, am I *ever* glad to hear that I am not the only one who dreams of what they're working on, comes up with an idea, and then realizes when they try to do it while awake, that.... oh, wait, that's not going to work now, is it? yay!

Posted by andrea at June 16, 2010 4:29 PM

Georgeous scarf! I must have the beautiful beaded scarf as well!! Dude I think I am in a scarf phase, everything I have knit even patternsthat I have looked at have been scarves...Is something wrong with me??

Posted by Liz at June 16, 2010 4:31 PM

Funny how dreams are. I had a dream about a fiddly project and dreamt that I knew to knit backwards (I wanted to avoid purling with two-colors). Lo and behold, the next day, I tried out what I did in my dream, and it worked. Now I can knit backwards, and with two-colors! :D

Posted by Linda at June 16, 2010 4:35 PM

Smitten! Yes, me too. I love the not-knitted look of all the crossed stitches. Plus beads.... way to much to resist. Can't... Resist..... looking for yarn and pattern.

Posted by teresa at June 16, 2010 4:39 PM

Beautiful scarf! Now I want one!

Posted by alana at June 16, 2010 4:47 PM

I could say sorry, but really, I knew you'd get obsessed and I meant to do it... glad it's making you happy!

Posted by Laura Nelkin at June 16, 2010 4:57 PM

That first picture with the flowers? I was sure your knitting had an ant infestation. Subsequent pictures proved it was a beauty infestation. Time to get the glasses checked, I think.

Posted by Robby at June 16, 2010 4:57 PM

wow, I love that. It looks more like a craft project then a knitting pattern but I might have to give it a shot.

Posted by sheila at June 16, 2010 4:57 PM

Don't you ever wonder why there's not a good name for a guy who's a harlot? Why?

Love those beads. I've been on a bit of a bead bender myself lately -- they're a Good Thing.

Posted by Jocelyn at June 16, 2010 5:36 PM

Wonderful! Very unique and pretty. No wonder you strayed.

Posted by Jeremy at June 16, 2010 5:50 PM

fun! seriously, I need to make one now, might be a good Xmas gift choice for the 16 yr old girl that seems suddenly to be here all the time

Posted by elan at June 16, 2010 5:56 PM

WOW that is gorgeous!

Posted by Erin at June 16, 2010 6:08 PM

I LOVE it. And I'd just committed to no craft supply purchases for a month (unless needed to complete a WIP: I'm not crazy!). The pattern will still exist in July.... No need to panic....

Posted by Jessie B at June 16, 2010 6:23 PM

Oooo Wow! I like even the parts without the beads! What a cool stitch! I love it.

Posted by Sharon In Michigan at June 16, 2010 6:24 PM

yes, but is that lace?
never mind. i can't go through that again.

Posted by Steven A. at June 16, 2010 6:27 PM

I don't normally disagree with you, but...

I think a harlot knows what she wants. And you know exactly what you want too... Yarn! All different kinds. Different styles. Different skills. Different costs.

And lots of it. :)

Posted by Kathy at June 16, 2010 6:28 PM

Beautiful. Love all your lovely yarny things. Thanks for being our Yarn Harlot.

Posted by Jen at June 16, 2010 6:31 PM

Aw man, just when I'd almost come to terms with my "project in/project out" mandate! It's amazing what a difference colorway can make, too -- I'd totally dismissed this one on Rav when I saw it, but the neutral color with the black beads... *bliss*

Does that make you a Yarn Pimp as well? That'd be harder to explain to kiddies with a straight face :D

Posted by Elizabeth at June 16, 2010 6:44 PM

That's great, except I can imagine those kids going to school and using their new word in a sentence...

Posted by Sarah at June 16, 2010 6:58 PM

OMG that is beautiful!!! Even without the beads I think it would be gorgeous!!!

Posted by Janey at June 16, 2010 7:16 PM

Oooh, I love that! I knit a headscarf like that a few years ago after seeing Scout (of Scout's Swag) wearing one on Knitty Gritty. The twisting takes on a rhythm of its own after awhile, and I imagine it's made more fun with the addition of pretty, shiny beads!

No, no, I will not start buying beads. No, no, I will not...

Posted by Angelia at June 16, 2010 7:29 PM

Oh my...so lovely. Why am I so very afraid of using beads? I totally avoid them, but your scarf is certainly making a pretty good case for giving beading a try.

Posted by EricaG at June 16, 2010 7:40 PM

That knitting almost looks like macrame (which is a compliment, BTW!), meaning you may have incorporated another craft into the swirl of Harlotry. Knitting, beads, crossing stitches...see?

Posted by Betsy at June 16, 2010 8:21 PM

I love that scarf and since I've recently become addicted to all things beady, I have many, many of those little things at my fingertips. I'm going to find that pattern right now!

Would you please go here: http://tinyurl.com/2a7t46a and vote for Karynne to get a show on Oprah's new network? She's a great person and would be have a really worthwhile show! Thanks!

Posted by SallyA at June 16, 2010 9:04 PM

i have to admit... i have NEVER seen any knit item anything remotely like that scarf! i have a feeling it could be examined closely and at great length before a fibre loving person would become tired of it! how hard was it to make?

Posted by christine m. east of toronto at June 16, 2010 9:06 PM

Happy belated 42nd b-day... awesome! lovely scarf.. You dream about yarn and beads.. what does it say about me that i had a dream my hubby got a tattoo on his calf of a hot dog - complete with those little grill marks?? Don't even eat hotdogs... hmmmmm.

Posted by Brooke at June 16, 2010 9:42 PM

That looks like a fun knit. I haven't broken into the bead knitting thing yet. I don't think I need a new obsession just yet....

Posted by Shelly at June 16, 2010 9:47 PM

My Husband calls me an old crow, due to my sinful lust for anything shiny or sparkly.. inlcuding your new scarf.. its very nice.
Happy Birthday.

Posted by Daviree at June 16, 2010 9:47 PM

THank you for the definition! As my daughter was readign it alng with me- she caught the joke and asked me "what does a Harlt mean anyways?" I reiterated YOUR definition. lol. Like that scarf as well. Can see why you are smitten.

Posted by heather at June 16, 2010 9:51 PM

Wow... I love that scarf. I wonder if I could buy the pattern for my husband for Father's Day? So what if he doesn't knit...

Posted by Mary Peed at June 16, 2010 10:02 PM

YO+ktog=lace?

Posted by Audrey at June 16, 2010 10:03 PM

Belated Happy B-day! Hope the celebrations continue all week.

The pattern is pretty, and I know those elongated crossed stitches can be a little challenging until you get the hang of it. BUT you're knitting with beige yarn now! The green kick was one thing, but to go off it for BEIGE!?!? Someone get Steph a color wheel -- or physically drop her in a big bin full of gorgeous jewel-toned yarns in cashmere, silk, angora, alpaca, qiviut, vicuna, etc.

Posted by Anonymous, too at June 16, 2010 10:54 PM

Your birthday and mine appear to be about 6 days apart. I hadn't realized it in other year. So, late HBD.

Posted by Gillian at June 16, 2010 11:00 PM

Oh! NO! Another thing I HAVE to knit! And all because of you! (again)

I've been merrily going along with only minor inspirations distracting me! I have serious projects with serious deadlines, not to mention things in queue!

Thanks a lot (with disdain, and excitement)

...and I might have proper yarn!

Posted by Juliet in Grand Rapids at June 16, 2010 11:01 PM

That is just a gorgeous scarf. Might have to get that in my queue...actually, definitely have to get that in my queue.

Posted by Doris at June 16, 2010 11:07 PM

Stunning and easy to see why it's addictive!

Posted by Jessica Powers at June 16, 2010 11:07 PM

that yarn is stunning, as are the beads and the stitch. delicious and beauuutiful.

Posted by cecelia at June 17, 2010 12:25 AM

I missed your birthday post-- happy belated! 42 was a great year for me, and will be for you, too, I'm sure.

"42" is the answer. The hard part is finding the right question.

That is a seriously pretty scarf.

Posted by Marina Stern at June 17, 2010 12:34 AM

I actually started my crafting with beads. I made jewelry before I learned to knit. Then I caught the yarn bug and haven't looked back at my beads for months. Until I found out I could combine both loves. :) And yes, it is amazing how many beads you can get for so little.

All of you who are afraid to take the plunge, go ahead! 8/0 seed beads are an awfully cheap crafty treat. Plus, they don't count if you are on a yarn diet. *evil cackle* :)

Posted by Sarah S. at June 17, 2010 1:44 AM

I feel much better knowing I am not the only one who dreams about knitting... ;-)

Seriously, that is one amazing scarf. I might have to give that a go sometime!

Posted by Susan at June 17, 2010 2:17 AM

Happy Birthday Steph. I have a question...how does one get the beads into the knitting. AN elementary question. can someone email me on this? KBruce@together.net. Thanks.

Posted by Kathleen Bruce at June 17, 2010 5:08 AM

But...it isn't GREEN! It IS gorgeous though!

Posted by marit at June 17, 2010 5:13 AM

Loverly. Now, if you could just figure out how to KNIT in your sleep (Watch out, Joe, those tips are sharp!)...

Posted by Leslie F at June 17, 2010 7:21 AM

I always thought a harlot was on par with a ho, as it were, one willing to sell herself for compensation (yarn?) - I stand corrected...

Posted by Deirdre at June 17, 2010 7:26 AM

To Elizabeth @ 6:44: a Yarn Madam, maybe? This is just a gorgeous scarf. I'll have to check it on Rav this weekend. I had a dream too: one of my coworker's aunts was sent to the nursing home, and the coworker brought me a huge crate of yarn from Auntie's closet. At the bottom was a shoebox stuffed with quivut... I wish I had a clue what I was supposed to do with 5 hanks of quivut, but that's when I woke up. *Sigh* I suppose I would have thought of something I needed in quivut.

Posted by Anna at June 17, 2010 8:05 AM

Wonder how many people went out & snapped up that pattern after seeing this post? I'm sure I'm not the only one. I'm sure I have something in stash (both beady & wooly) that will work with this pattern. =)

Posted by Jenn at June 17, 2010 8:25 AM

That scarf is absolutely beautiful. I made up a scarf a few years ago that had pearls knit into each end. It was a little traumatizing so I haven't done it since. But you may have convinced me to give it another try. Just lovely!!!

Posted by jayayceeblog at June 17, 2010 8:29 AM

Steph: When I first started reading your blog, my DH inadvertently (I think) referred to you as the 'Yarn Tart' ("what's up with the Yarn Tart today?" "Harlot, harlot, not tart," I'd reply). This has become the running joke at our house. Yarn Tart - what's the definition of that one?

Posted by Karen at June 17, 2010 9:22 AM

It is beautiful! You little harlot!

Posted by Angie at June 17, 2010 9:42 AM

I am once again wildly impressed with your photography- the photos with the pattern are good, and give a would-be knitter a good idea what the pattern will look like, but yours are positively artistic!

@Kathleen Bruce- I thought this Knitty article on how to combine beads with knitting was excellent:
http://knitty.com/ISSUEspring06/FEATseducedbybeads.html

Posted by RobinH at June 17, 2010 10:04 AM

I think that's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen...must queue now...totally enchanted...

Posted by Melissa at June 17, 2010 10:04 AM

so 42 is not the answer to _everything_, except in your dreams. It was a happy dream, so you still win!
The interplay of yarn and bead is definitely intriguing.

Posted by Gail at June 17, 2010 10:08 AM

I guess to do anything really great obsession is a necessary ingredient - was Picasso obsessed? Michaelangelo ? you bet! You're in good company!!! And the scarf is faboolah!! (And don't forget, the other projects will still be waiting patiently for you when you get done!)

Posted by Helen in Switzerland at June 17, 2010 10:19 AM

now THAT is really pretty!

Posted by donna at June 17, 2010 10:36 AM

Happy belated birthday!!! Gorgeous scarf!

Posted by liz at June 17, 2010 10:36 AM

Hmmm...... Now that I see your bead work, I'm thinking I could add beads to the shawl I've just started. Fortunately, I'm still on the border and haven't started the design. Darn you, Harlot!

Liz L.

Posted by Liz L at June 17, 2010 10:36 AM

Dammit, Harlot, with your husky whiskey and cigarettes voice! I'm already in the middle of a lace project! You can't distract me! You just can't! (just bookmarked the designer's page, though)

Posted by Roz at June 17, 2010 10:42 AM

LOVE the look of Eventide. Is it easy enough for me ? I"ve discovered that if a pattern and st. isn't easy enough it gets into the ufo pile.

Posted by JoanH at June 17, 2010 11:42 AM

Wow.

That's all I can really say. Just Wow.

It's stunning, simply, stunning.

Posted by Jessica at June 17, 2010 11:46 AM

One of my first few knitting projects was an afghan with a very similar crossed stitch pattern. It looked great for a while, but Lordy, did it pull easily. So watch out.

Posted by John at June 17, 2010 11:46 AM

Ouch - this lends some credibility to the argument that it isn't yarn overs that make lace, because this definitely does kind of have a lace thing going on ....

Posted by Valeria at June 17, 2010 11:49 AM

NOW you have me wanting to do this in a verdant green (hmmm, maybe the Malabrigo laceweight I have here in the shop )with purply-black beads. It's making me think of blackberry brambles.

Posted by Dez Crawford at June 17, 2010 1:34 PM

Ooooo, very pretty, Stephanie! And since my co-worker caught me reading your blog just now, she wants one. All I asked her was, "Do you like purple?" I have lots of purple size 8 beads waiting for a job.

Posted by Lou at June 17, 2010 1:40 PM

Happy birthday, but you are a creep. I had the decks all cleared, no aging projects doing the millstone around the neck routine, and YOU go and post this scarf. Now I HAVE to make one. Thanks a heap. ;)

Oh, and I'd guess a Yarn Tart is when you wind up one of those very small balls. Not big enough to be a whole yarn cake...

Posted by silfert at June 17, 2010 2:00 PM

Wow, that is a lot of yarn physics in one scarf! I do love beads and a good challenge, though. Crazy!

I love the Harlot definition! Appropriate for all ages!

Posted by kelly at June 17, 2010 2:08 PM

Stephanie, you're the best... I think you have the right idea of how to spend your birthday. And as we age, we do get better and knowing ourselves and what makes us happy. Why resist? Is there a way to get in touch with you about an idea for a future event in Madison, WI?

Posted by Trudi at June 17, 2010 2:21 PM

My favorite harlot story ----

My 8 year old niece Rachel heard her mother talk about you so much that one night at dinner she said "What is a harlot?"

Her father, being a little shy, asked, "Rachel, do you know what a prostitute is?" Rachel answered no. Jeff then asked whether she knew what madam was, or a lady of the night-- no success.

It was then that he turned over the conversation to Rachel's mom, who explained what a prostitute is in some detail. Rachel's face lit up, and she exclaimed "Oh, you mean a hooker!!!!"

Now a classic family story, and you feature in it!

Posted by Aileen at June 17, 2010 2:39 PM

I am in love with alchemy's straw, too. I cannot wait to get it in the shop. And knitting nature is one of our favorites - we have tons of copies as well - we keep it in stock in hard copy. Its just one of those really thoughtful and beautiful books. Now, how do you get those beads on the the scarf? No, really, how did you? We have beads on hand and are working with a local beadshop to put them online, so we have to get to be an expert. This might even make me learn how to knit a pattern!

Posted by judy schmitz at June 17, 2010 3:23 PM

Beautiful!!! After taking Laura's class at SAW I totally want to put beads on everything too.

Posted by Melanie at June 17, 2010 4:52 PM

That Nelkin girl...she's trouble, I tell ya.

Posted by sunflowerfairy at June 17, 2010 9:16 PM

What a great pattern! I love knitting with beads and the great texture and weight that results. I'll bet that you'll love it!

Posted by Sara in WI at June 18, 2010 9:59 AM

I started this scarf at Squam, started it several times, can't seem to get the beads to end up in the right place when I put the beads on the cross overs... so I think I need to practice before I cast all of them on again...Sigh - you are so fast.

Posted by Jane at June 18, 2010 4:46 PM

What a wonderful G-rated definition for "harlot".

Posted by Ladona at June 18, 2010 5:16 PM

nice post. thanks.

Posted by pharmacy technician at June 19, 2010 6:02 AM

Machine knitting, raschel, tricot, crochet...

Posted by Machine Knitting Supplies at June 19, 2010 10:05 AM

LOVE it when you obsess. Enthusiasm is contagious, not off-putting.

Posted by Leta at June 19, 2010 4:33 PM

Well, I think the trick is to use a big safety pin as a cable needle. The double yo's are too floppy for a regular cable needle. Have you seen it where the yarn changes color every 2 rows? Using 2 balls in different colors I mean Also way cool.
Julie

Posted by Julie in San Diego at June 20, 2010 2:45 PM

Dear Yarn Harlot, Do you have bumper stickers of the Yarn Harlot logo (girl with string) ?
I love her.
Sorry about your tank top and shawl ditching problem, but I have ditched a pair of fingerless gloves, a baby blanket, a winter scarf, two shawls and a pair of gloves for, get this, a cotton washcloth! It's all I can do right now. I can't do any more (except nap). Maybe it's the heat?

Posted by Ali at June 23, 2010 10:48 AM

I love your photography!! Beautiful! It makes me want to touch your projects.

Posted by Barbara at June 28, 2010 1:41 PM