June 14, 2005

Happy Birthday..to Me!

It is a Rule written in the book of Stephanie that I do not work on my Birthday. Thusly, today is a day off

Birthday

that will look like this.

Last year on my Birthday Ken guest blogged. This year, my mother emailed me the following, which makes her this years guest blogger. (If you are an Andersen reading this, then you can save your breath. I know doing something twice makes it a tradition.)

Hello Dear:
I thought you might like a top ten list that you didn't write, so people
could get the real skinny on ya!

1. She is a kind, loyal, generous and giving person, even when she's not Harloting, or knitting. (I think these are different, at least some of the time, aren't they?).

2. She is a wonderful mother, daughter, aunt, niece, sister, partner and friend. AND she's easy to please, which may be her greatest gift.

3. Damn, she's funny. And that wicked genetic mouth!

4. I have never seen the Harlot panic. Well, okay, almost never. Rarely, then. Absolutely almost never twice in the same day. Totally never twice in the same day about the same thing. Except if there is a knitting deadline, like Christmas Eve, or a birthday, or something cataclysmic like that. Or a writing deadline. Or spiders. Or when those girls of hers drive her to it. The point is, she is in no way a drama queen. (see previous exceptions)

5. She has a most sunny and optimistic nature (see exception above), never holds a grudge, and returns to her sunny self faster than a speeding bullet, even whilst the on-lookers still have their hair straight-on-end from the blast.

5. She makes her family and friends the most wonderful gifts...beautiful, thoughtful, intricate gifts, that are always worth the wait for the second half, or the initial delivery.

6. She has big, gorgeous, curly hair, just like absolutely nobody else in the family. We love it. Even when it's muggy and bigger than a VW.

7. She is a multi-talented and competent woman, and we are proud of her. As a writer, advocate, knitter, spinner, cook, gardener, seamstress, handy-person, appliance-fixer, carpenter, gingerbread maker. You name it, she can do it, or she will get a book from the library and you'll never find out she didn't know how.

8. She is a sorcerer, who can very nearly make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. She can make a dollar scream for mercy, and turn a very few dollars into an exquisite present, an unbelievable kid's birthday party, the best costume ever, a garden, a piece of furniture, a funky room...whatever. And all the while, she'll never even once think to wish she had more money to make things easier.

9. She will find the good in almost anything or anyone and she works like a Trojan. We're not crazy about slackers around here, and Stephanie leads the way.

10.She can talk the ear off anyone, and has had that capability since the age of 18 months. And very nearly all of it makes sense, at least at the time.

Happy birthday, Stephanie. Harlot on!!!!!!

Love, Mum

Posted by Stephanie at June 14, 2005 8:33 AM
Comments

Happy Birthday, Stephanie!

Posted by: Cari at June 14, 2005 8:39 AM

Happy birthday Harlot! I hope you have some chocolate to go with that knitting and wine!

Posted by: Michelene at June 14, 2005 8:39 AM

Delurking to wish you a happy birthday!

Posted by: la chica alta at June 14, 2005 8:42 AM

Another delurker wishing you a Happy Birthday!!

Your mom's a RIOT. Now I know where you get your abilities from...

:)

Posted by: Phyllis at June 14, 2005 8:43 AM

OOH, I get to the be the first comment. It's that time zone thing:) The yarn harlot remains my favorite blog by the way.
Happy birthday to you stephanie. You didn't mention how many candles are on the cake??
May you celebrate many, many more birthdays.
sending birthday greetings from halifax

Posted by: susanna at June 14, 2005 8:44 AM

Happy Birthday Stephanie!
Enjoy your day off -- and thanks for keeping all of us so inspired...

Posted by: Meg at June 14, 2005 8:45 AM

Happy Birthday! May you have all the knitting time you need - may the Knitting Gods bless your Birch!

April

Posted by: April at June 14, 2005 8:50 AM

Of course, it is still Tuesday. And when is Joe's birthday exactly? :)

Enjoy, Enjoy, Enjoy your day!

Posted by: Laurie at June 14, 2005 8:53 AM

Have a very happy birthday! Hope the knitting is fine and the wine is too.

Posted by: Barb at June 14, 2005 8:54 AM

Happy, Happy Birthday dear Stephanie! We celebrate you and the joy you bring us today!

Posted by: Andrea at June 14, 2005 8:55 AM

More wishes for a very happy birthday! Have a wonderful, relaxing day (do Joe and the girls make dinner and a cake for you? - I love cakes and birthdays that last for a couple of weeks, until you have seen all of you friends and heard good wishes from all.)

Posted by: Shelia at June 14, 2005 8:55 AM

Wow! It's a Birthday Parade! Happy Birthday to You! You get to be the Birthday Tyrant! I highly recommend you utulize all rights and privileges associated with the title, while enjoying your day off.

Posted by: Kelly at June 14, 2005 8:56 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
YOU KNIT LIKE I WISH I COULD
AND WRITE GREAT STUFF TOO...

Sharon

Posted by: sharon at June 14, 2005 8:56 AM

Stephanie, You are awesome! I wish you lived next door- we would have so much fun! As I told you in Columbus, it is a comfort to know I am not the only one.....Wishing you the Happiest of Birthdays. Kim

Posted by: Kim at June 14, 2005 8:57 AM

Happy Birthday Stephanie! From a fellow June 14 birthday girl! I hope your day is full of sunshine, fabulous knitting, and moderate temps, to make knitting Birch all the more enjoyable!

Posted by: Julie at June 14, 2005 8:58 AM

Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Janine at June 14, 2005 8:58 AM

Happy Birthday, Stephanie! Enjoy your day.

Posted by: Julie at June 14, 2005 8:59 AM

Happy Birthday Stephanie! I'm going to knit today in your honor! Just because I can and it will make the rest of the family scratch their heads in wonder that I am officially sitting down to knit in honor of YOUR birthday. I mean! What can they say to that? Dishes? Laundry? Rides? Too bad, I'm celebrating a Stephanie Yarn Harlot birthday. (Do you think it would go over if I called work and told them I don't work on YOUR birthday?) I hope you enjoy it. Have a great day.

Posted by: Teresa C at June 14, 2005 9:05 AM

Hey, Harlot's Mum-- You did a good job! Happy anniversary of the start of all that work.

(And Stephanie, happy birthday again.)

Posted by: Mozemen at June 14, 2005 9:09 AM

Happy birthday Stephanie! Your mom rocks. Man, I could never let my mom write a blog post about me, it would sound something like this: she sure took her sweet time making me proud; her hair would look so much nicer if she would brush it; she was a beautiful girl before all those tattoos. . . heh.

Have a great day with Birch. It's finally below 30 degrees here in Windsor, hope your weather is equally cooperative for working with that yarn.

Posted by: jodi at June 14, 2005 9:14 AM

crawling off the couch to wish one of my fave bloggers many happy returns. happy birthday stephanie! may it be yarn-filled.

Posted by: shell at June 14, 2005 9:15 AM

Happy Birthday Harlot.
Great blog Harlot's Mum.
Now we all know that grace and determination can be inherited.

Posted by: Crabbygal at June 14, 2005 9:22 AM

Happy birthday and now we know where you get your sense of humor. I loved the one that started "I've never seen the Harlot panic..."

Posted by: CarolineF at June 14, 2005 9:24 AM

A very happy birthday to you!

Damn, you knit fast...

Posted by: Cassie at June 14, 2005 9:25 AM

Hurra, hurra, hurra!

Happy birthday! May you get much knitting done, coffee/beer/wine drunk, chocolate eaten and countless birthday songs sung. Some even in tune.

Posted by: Lene at June 14, 2005 9:26 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARLOT!

Have a great day! I'm going to not work in your honor today!

Posted by: The Queen of the Snow Cows at June 14, 2005 9:26 AM

Happy Birthday, Stephanie! I think the Queen has it right--we should all take the day off in your honor!

Posted by: Libby at June 14, 2005 9:29 AM

Happy Birchday!

Posted by: Aara at June 14, 2005 9:32 AM

Happy birthday! The world now knows how special you are because your mum told us, and mum's always know best.

Posted by: Teri at June 14, 2005 9:38 AM

(Sung to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas)

We wish you a happy birthday, we wish you a happy birthday, we WISH you a happy BIRTHDAY... and a knitty new year!

Posted by: chelsea at June 14, 2005 9:44 AM

Happy birthday Stephanie! In your honor, I'm going to drive an insanely long ways to knit all morning. Have a wonderful day.

Posted by: Karen M at June 14, 2005 9:44 AM

Happy Birthday, Stephanie! May all your yarn glide smoothly through your hands, humidity be damned.

Posted by: Nikki at June 14, 2005 9:45 AM

Best Birthday Wishes to a fellow Gemini!!

Posted by: Caren at June 14, 2005 9:46 AM

Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great one. I agree that one shouldn't have to work on their birthday. Does that mean we, your loyal readers, are work?

Posted by: Renee the Sequel at June 14, 2005 9:50 AM

Happy Birthday from a fellow Gemini (6/9) and a very new knitter....DEAR LORD but i'm hooked....I enjoy your blog..again...Happy Birthday and enjoy your day ...from central Pennsylvania (Penn State University)

Posted by: Lori Corman at June 14, 2005 9:53 AM

Happy Birthday.

Posted by: Mindy at June 14, 2005 9:53 AM

Happy Birthday!

I am a lurker who reads your blog every morning while savoring the first cuppa coffee for the day. Thank you for your wonderful wit, insight and creativity!

Posted by: Lauren at June 14, 2005 9:55 AM

Delurking also, to say that I am moved to tears by the gifts your mother has obviously given to you - you share the same voice. She done good with you. Happy Birthday. (Three family birthdays boom-boom-boom? Let us catch our breath.)

Posted by: nara at June 14, 2005 9:58 AM

Happy Birthday to you!!!! I am a Gemini as well...
I see where you get your sense of humor! Give hug to "Mama Harlot".

Posted by: Cheryl at June 14, 2005 10:02 AM

Wishing you the happiest of birthdays, Dear Stephanie!

Posted by: regina at June 14, 2005 10:04 AM

Hey, Harllllllot! Congrants on yet another spin around the sun. It's so comforting to have you on my planet, pushing to make this place a better one.

As to item 10, I've recently had cause to share your Septemeber 13th entry with several people. Yo' Mama's comment adds some perspective, now, doesn't it?

Happy Junefest season, Stephanie. You and your family rock my world.

Posted by: Dena Shunra at June 14, 2005 10:05 AM

When I started reading knitting blogs, you were one of the first blogs I found. I love your humor and you are still one of the first ones I pull up to read daily.

Enjoy your Birthday!!! Best wishes!! :0

Posted by: Lora at June 14, 2005 10:10 AM

I love the fact that your mum gleefully calls you "Harlot" like the rest of us. :-) Great guest post. Happy birthday to you - and to mum and Ian!

Posted by: Tonia at June 14, 2005 10:11 AM

Happy Birthday Harlot!

Posted by: sue at June 14, 2005 10:13 AM

Wow, what a lot of birthdays in a row... Happy Birthday to Ian, Mum and Steph... may you all have many more and may they always be merry.

March and April are like that with my family.

Posted by: noonie at June 14, 2005 10:14 AM

Happy Birthday! Hope you can spend the day knitting something wonderful for yourself (like Birch).

Wow your family has a lot of June birthdays. (Like my inlaws in December).

Posted by: Teresa the Canadian at June 14, 2005 10:17 AM

Happy Birthday. and thanks Stephanie's Mom for the great list.

Posted by: Jo in Ottawa at June 14, 2005 10:20 AM

Happy Birthday Stephanie, and well done to your Mum.

Posted by: yvette at June 14, 2005 10:25 AM

That's funny.. my mom's birthday was yesterday and my dad's birthday is tomorrow! What is with the June birthdays?

Happy birthday Stephanie!

Posted by: morning at June 14, 2005 10:27 AM

Happy Birthday Stephanie (and since I'm behind... belated wishes to Ian and your Mum as well). I see where the wicked funny writing genes came from - I almost lost my morning hot chocolate at number 5.

Posted by: Melissa at June 14, 2005 10:29 AM

Happy birthday, Stephanie. Now I see where you got it. I think I'll just start another poncho in celebration.

Posted by: Larry at June 14, 2005 10:30 AM

Gotta love a mom who calls you Harlot...in a *good* way ;0) Terrific list, Mrs. McPhee!

Happy Birthday Steph, I plan on celebrating your birthday by knitting every moment I can today, even though I have about 100 other things that I *should* be doing. Now that's a holiday!

Oh, and Birch. Oh. Wow. Speechless.

Have a good one!

Posted by: Reenie at June 14, 2005 10:30 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEPHANIE!!! And great list "Mum"- you being the highest authority on Steph.

Now I know what Canadians do with the weather turns in the fall...

;-)

Posted by: Teresa at June 14, 2005 10:31 AM

Happy Birthday, Stephanie! I'm glad you have the very good taste to share my birthday with me ;>

I think the ability to switch moods quickly is a Gemini thing.

Posted by: Liz at June 14, 2005 10:31 AM

Happy birthday! Enjoy being queen for a day -- you have the right, today of all days, to have others at your beck and call!

Posted by: Arina at June 14, 2005 10:31 AM

Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Heather at June 14, 2005 10:32 AM

A very happy birthday to you, Steph! I know you'll have a wonderful day. And I would love to meet your mum!! She sounds like a blast.

Cheers!

Posted by: Sarahfish at June 14, 2005 10:32 AM

Happy Birthday Stephanie!

Posted by: Risë at June 14, 2005 10:33 AM

Many, many happy returns of the day - and where writing talent is concerned, I note that the apple does not fall far from the tree.

Posted by: Franklin at June 14, 2005 10:34 AM

Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday dear Harlot....
Happy Birthday to you!

A birthday song all the way from Boston.
Have a great Birthday and I wish you many fibery gifts and gift certificates.

:) Kate

Posted by: Kate at June 14, 2005 10:35 AM

Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Cara at June 14, 2005 10:37 AM

You have an awesome mom! (My mom is awesome too. :) ) Happy birthday!

Posted by: Andrea at June 14, 2005 10:37 AM

Happy Birthday!

That top ten list is as much at testament to your mother's character as it is a loving tribute to you. I guess that the apple doesn't fall very far from the tree.

Posted by: Colleen at June 14, 2005 10:38 AM

May you dance and laugh,love and knit ~~ today and everyday forevermore... Happy Birthday Stephanie!

Posted by: Cherish at June 14, 2005 10:40 AM

Happy Birthday Harlot! May you joyously knit and write until you don't want to anymore.

Posted by: Julia at June 14, 2005 10:40 AM

Happy Birthday Stephanie! You are me kind of gal. I NEVER work on my birthday. If I don't think it's a National Holiday, who will?

Posted by: Joy at June 14, 2005 10:41 AM

Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Leanne at June 14, 2005 10:41 AM

Happy Birthday!! Today is an awesome day! It is my DH's b-day and my parent's anniversary.

Have a cool, fun, fibery day!

Posted by: LisaK at June 14, 2005 10:49 AM

Shouldn't today be a national holiday? Amnesty for all? Stashes freed from hiding places?
People KIPing everywhere? Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Carol at June 14, 2005 10:50 AM

Just wanted to stop by and wish you a Happy Birthday from another fellow RAOK'er!

Hope its a wonderful day!

Posted by: Gina at June 14, 2005 10:51 AM

ET STORT TILLYKKE MED FØDSELSDAGEN!!
IDA

Posted by: Ida at June 14, 2005 10:52 AM

Happy day! I hope you enjoy it to the fullest.

Great guest-blogging, Stephanie's Mom. Like many of the other commenters today, I can totally see where Stephanie gets her wicked ability to write humour.

I especially like how we actually got 11 items cleverly disguised as 10. ;)

Posted by: Kathleen at June 14, 2005 10:53 AM

Happy birthday!!! June birthdays are the best. Enjoy every second of it.

Posted by: Sauniell at June 14, 2005 10:54 AM

Happy Birthday. How lucky you are to have a mom that not only loves you, but clearly likes you a lot too. Sometimes the best friends we have are our family. I hope you have a wonderful day and spend the day relaxing and knitting and doing whatever else makes you smile (are you gonna have birthday cake with your wine? I love birthday cake).

Posted by: Stephanie at June 14, 2005 11:00 AM

Have a great day, and remember that calories don't count on your birthday. Make that a Rule in the book of Stephanie.

Posted by: Mindy at June 14, 2005 11:03 AM

Bonne Anniversaire!Feliz Cumpleanos! Happy Birthday!
With three birthdays in a row, your whole family should probably just have a week-long party! And I will certainly have a margarita in y'all's honor. (hmmm- I guess I should really have three!) Hope you have a great time!

Posted by: Angie in E.TX at June 14, 2005 11:03 AM

Wow you guys really rock June don't you..! Enjoy YOUR day and your humour is come by honestly!!!
Happy Happy Stephanie!

Posted by: Susanne at June 14, 2005 11:09 AM

Oh - I'll throw another language in:

O-tanjobi Omedeto Gozaimasu

(Japanese for Happy Birthday!

I hope you enjoy your day.

Posted by: Jo at June 14, 2005 11:09 AM

Happy, happy Birthday Stephanie!!! Wishing you health, wealth and happiness!! And millions of more good blessings to you and your family!! Thanks for making my blog-reading mornings fun!

Posted by: Kim at June 14, 2005 11:10 AM

Happy Birthday Stephanie! You were right about all the birthdays. That was a lovely tribute from your mom, now I know where you get your sense of humor. It is a pleasure to know you in blogland, everything your mom said is true :)

Posted by: Vicki at June 14, 2005 11:11 AM

Best wishes from a knitting neuroscientist in Boston! Your mother's wit and generosity brought a lump to my throat. What a treasure!

Posted by: Julie at June 14, 2005 11:11 AM

Happy birthday to Harlot! ( I see that great writing also runs in the family ) Also a belated happy birthday to Mum and Brother, hope you're enjoying the weather (that freak rainstorm has finally left, it's now 99 degrees (farenheit) :(

Posted by: Brittany at June 14, 2005 11:12 AM

Happy Birthday to you and your Mum (and Ian too). Thanks to Mum Harlot for raising such a wonderful daughter, mother, sister, aunt, neice, etc. And to you Stephanie - I hope you have many more. Enjoy YOUR day! Knit til your heart's content. Drink plenty of wine. Eat much chocolate! Drink more wine. I hope the weather cooperates for you today, after all, it's a holiday!
The birch is lovely.

Posted by: Anna at June 14, 2005 11:12 AM

Happy Birthday! I can see where you get your sense of humor and style--great blog entry, Mom. Have a fabulous day, Stephanie!

Posted by: jeannie at June 14, 2005 11:16 AM

Happy Birthday Steph!!

Posted by: Caren at June 14, 2005 11:16 AM

Your mother is an absolute doll. I love her and you very much. And that is despite the fact that you both try to make me laugh while I'm either drinking something or somehow sick enough that laughing is a trial in itself. ;)

You make my knitting obsession forgiveable and even really cool. You have the gift of snark and that's just a rare and beautiful gift in my eyes.

At any rate, have a wonderful birthday and enjoy your cake/pie/torte/cookie. I do believe on my birthday that I shall have one of each. ;)

Posted by: The Knitting Kit at June 14, 2005 11:20 AM

Happy birthday and many, many more! All the best to you and those you love!

Posted by: Elizabeth at June 14, 2005 11:22 AM

Happy Birthday, Harlot!

You must know that you were the gateway to showing me that knitters *do* have a sense of humor after my tragic initial run-in with some local, very-very-serious-darling, knitters. (Not to mention introducing me to mac & cheese with mango thokku!)

Mazel tov & many happy memories of this day to you!

Posted by: roggey at June 14, 2005 11:23 AM

So your mom was into having kids as birthday presents for herself, eh? LOL. Happy birthday!

Posted by: Kat at June 14, 2005 11:26 AM

Happy Birthday! =) That was an awesome list from your mom, how wonderful for her to do that for you. Sounds like you've just got a great family all around. Enjoy your day and your family and your knitting - work will wait.

Posted by: Erin at June 14, 2005 11:28 AM

Even though I didn't know you 8 years ago when Dale and I got married, I'm glad to know that we all celebrate on this day - our anniversary and your birthday!
Happy Birthday, Stephanie and congratulations to your mum for the great job she has done raising her family.

Posted by: Carole at June 14, 2005 11:29 AM

Let me join the crowd wishing you the very happiest of birthdays! Don't do a thing, be princess for the day. (Shouldn't this be an international knitters' holiday or something?)

Posted by: Judy at June 14, 2005 11:31 AM

*H*A*P*P*Y* *B*I*R*T*H*D*A*Y* !

Fab guest post.

Posted by: Emma at June 14, 2005 11:36 AM

I think that is the best gift I've ever seen. I have daughters and I love them of course. It is obligatory after all. I also happen to like my daughters very much (my son too but there's days y'know?) and think that's probably the best testimonial to Steph ever.

Happy Birthday Harlot, I'm enjoying following your train of thought. :P I think I'll try something and then read through your blog, and damnit girl you've already done it. In spades.

HUGS, happy birthday from a fan.

Sharon aka theREALunicorn

Posted by: tRu at June 14, 2005 11:39 AM

Perhaps the nicest post ever anywhere no matter what. (Not to denigrate other posts. I'm sure there are exceptions a la your mom's list!)

Happy Birthday!!!

Posted by: Daphne at June 14, 2005 11:40 AM

Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Karen at June 14, 2005 11:44 AM

Happy Birshday! And your Mum rocks!

Posted by: Miriam at June 14, 2005 11:46 AM

Happy Happy Birthday Stephanie! Hi to Mom! Hey Mom, couldn't you have spread these birthdays out a bit? You know like, maybe August, November, etc so you didn't have to make too many cakes at once? :) hahahaha Loved your guest appearance.

Posted by: Robin at June 14, 2005 11:49 AM

Happy Birthday, Stephanie! What a wonderful list by your wonderful Mum! Have a terrific day...

Posted by: Mary-Heather at June 14, 2005 11:52 AM

A happy birthday to you. You just brightened my day with your birthday - up til now not only was it associated with my ex's BD and the day our divorce was final... not good memories. Bitter hateful memories. Can I say, June 14th was a black spot on my calendar til today? Now, I can start June 14th anew thinking good thoughts. From now on it will be US Flag Day along with my arm raised in toast to you!! Believe me, I am forever grateful. Happy happy birthday to you, deal Stephanie, and please please please have many more.

Posted by: Cathy at June 14, 2005 11:54 AM

Happy birthday to you. . . . happy birthday dear Stephanie, happy birthday to you!

Posted by: sedie at June 14, 2005 11:56 AM

Happiest of birthdays, Stephanie! In the coming year, may your yarn never split, may the skeins always last until the last row is bound off, and may your book continue to sell like frickin hotcakes! :)

(also, happy belated birthday to your excellent guest-writer mum and brother!)

Posted by: Jae at June 14, 2005 12:00 PM

Happy Harloting Birthday Stephanie!

Posted by: Tracy at June 14, 2005 12:00 PM

Mom's know...;-)

Happy Birthday!!!!

Posted by: margene at June 14, 2005 12:08 PM

It would appear that this is the 105th Happy Birthday wish - but that doesn't make it any less sincere or meaningful!

Enjoy your day, Harlot!

Posted by: Rachel at June 14, 2005 12:11 PM

Well, that's quite the testimonial from your Mom!
You must have been a very good girl. Happy Brithday Stephanie, as the kids in our house spell it. Namaste.

Posted by: Elizabeth at June 14, 2005 12:13 PM

Wow, you folks must be reeling from all the birthday cake and other celebratory things.

Happy birthday, and thanks for a year of laughs. Many happy returns (for you and for your readers : ))

Posted by: Carla at June 14, 2005 12:17 PM

Happy, happy, happy birthday! May the coming year be the best one ever.

Posted by: mamacate at June 14, 2005 12:18 PM

Happy birthday!

Posted by: Judy H. at June 14, 2005 12:24 PM

Happy Birthday, Stephanie! Your mum's blog was great, and let us get to know you a little more.
And by the way, you knit like lightning! Holy Cow!
Go Birch, Go!

Posted by: Jodi at June 14, 2005 12:27 PM

Happy birthday, Stephanie! Relax and enjoy, even if it kills you ;-)

Posted by: Kathy at June 14, 2005 12:28 PM

Like everyone else Stephanie, I'd like to wish you Many Happy Returns. Have a wonderful birthday!

Posted by: Mandella at June 14, 2005 12:29 PM

Yet annother person de-lurking to wish you a very happy birthday! Thank you for the once-a-day giggle (or should I say guffaw) at work. So when does the tour make it to Canada's west coast? I may have even learned how to knit by then (yes you have converted yet annother non-knitter).

Posted by: Alison (yet annother) in Vancouver at June 14, 2005 12:32 PM

A very Happy Stalked Birthday, Steph! You're mum is a sweetheart. Here's hoping you get much love, pampering and luxurious yarns on your day.

Birthday hugs from your Polar Opposite!!

Posted by: Stalker Angie at June 14, 2005 12:37 PM

happy bday harlot!

Posted by: carolyn at June 14, 2005 12:38 PM

Happy Birthday to you! May your knitting be swift, the temperatures mild, and your hair not too wild.

Posted by: Jenni at June 14, 2005 12:45 PM

Hey Stephanie --

Happy Birthday! Glad you're on the planet with me, girl, or that I'm on with you or... you get the idea. You brighten my world and I thank you.

And you are lucky to have such a great mom - brilliant top 10 list Harlot-Mom!

Posted by: Margot at June 14, 2005 12:49 PM

Happy birthday Stephanie! It's easy to see that humor runs in your family, your mom is just as funny as you are. Have a wonderful, relaxing day!

Posted by: Amanda at June 14, 2005 12:49 PM

Wishing you a heartful of joy on this very special day! Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Rossana at June 14, 2005 12:50 PM

Have a marvelous birthday, Stephanie. And your mum is a natural blogger/wit -- what a card!

Posted by: ann rose at June 14, 2005 12:50 PM

Happy Birthday to You...I see where you get your writing skills...your mom writes as delightfully as you :)

Posted by: michele at June 14, 2005 12:50 PM

My best wishes for a fabulous year.

Posted by: claudia at June 14, 2005 12:51 PM

Many very happy returns on your birthday! And I think I'm developing a small crush on your mom.

Posted by: Em at June 14, 2005 12:52 PM

Happy Birthday!

I love you and everyone in your family that you've introduced us to.Can you adopt me?? They say it's never too late to have a happy childhood.

Posted by: lam at June 14, 2005 12:54 PM

Happy Birthday!! It's also my sweetie's b-day, and he does the same thing..NO WORK! :)

I'll have to let him know that my favorite coffee table book is written by someone who shares his birthday and his birthday philosophy..maybe he won't gripe so much about new yarn/fiber. ;)

Have an absolutely fabulous day!

Posted by: Daphne at June 14, 2005 12:57 PM

Happy birthday, yarn harlot! :)

Posted by: jaya at June 14, 2005 12:58 PM

Happy Birthday chuck!!

Posted by: Holly at June 14, 2005 1:00 PM

Happy Birthday from another June 14th Birthday Celebrator! Hope you have the best birthday yet!

Posted by: Lizz at June 14, 2005 1:00 PM

Happy Birthday!! Apparently writting and wit are genetic.

Posted by: Judy at June 14, 2005 1:05 PM

OMG, I love your mom! And doesn't she love you?? There's something they say about apples and trees, falling not far...

Oh, Happy Day -- Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Vicki at June 14, 2005 1:06 PM

Happy Birthday to you and your entire family it seems! Wine and mohair, mmmmm....

Posted by: Madeleine at June 14, 2005 1:06 PM

Happy Birthday Harlot, and "Mamma" Harlot needs to start her own blog. Thanks for the laughs, even if I did have a mouth full of coffee.

CHEERS.

Posted by: Michelle in BC at June 14, 2005 1:07 PM

Happy Birthday! I love your mom, too.

Posted by: Patti at June 14, 2005 1:08 PM

Happy Birthday to you!

Goodness, your family has a THING about June birthdays. How did you work that out? Nevermind, I can guess.

I hope EVERYONE had a great birthday.

Posted by: Laurie at June 14, 2005 1:10 PM

Happy Birthday, Stephanie.... and maaannnyyy mooorre!

Posted by: Jean at June 14, 2005 1:16 PM

Happy Birthday, Dear Harlot. You and your mum are such a riot! Man, that's a lot of cake, with that many birthdays together.

Posted by: Susie at June 14, 2005 1:16 PM

Happy Birthday, Stephanie!!!

Posted by: Carol_M at June 14, 2005 1:17 PM

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!

I hope it's a wonderful, fun filled day with amazing coffee and lots of breezes.

Posted by: suz at June 14, 2005 1:18 PM

Wishing you a very happy day full of sunshine, knitting and your wonderful family. Happy birthday.

Posted by: Chela Jane at June 14, 2005 1:22 PM

Happy birthday to the best friend I've never met :). I hope I can one day be worthy of such an outpouring of affection. Knit on!

Posted by: lisa at June 14, 2005 1:22 PM

Have a great b-day and party like it's nobody's business!!

Posted by: Kate at June 14, 2005 1:22 PM

Happy Birthday from a fellow curly headed knitter!

Posted by: Susan at June 14, 2005 1:22 PM

What a wonderful way to celebrate your birth - with your Mum's wonderful, brilliant telling of your gifts. You are both an inspiration.

May the day be spectacular! Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Dr. B. at June 14, 2005 1:24 PM

Happy Birthday Stephanie!! We share the same birthday...so I'll forever think of you on this day too!! Have a great one filled with no laundry and much knitting!

Posted by: Stacey at June 14, 2005 1:25 PM

Hippo birdies two ewes,
Hippo birdies two ewes,
Hippo birdies dear Haaaaarlot,
Hippo birdies two ewes!

(and many more!)

Posted by: Jenny M at June 14, 2005 1:26 PM

Happy Birthday! Enjoy your day off.

Posted by: Leisel at June 14, 2005 1:29 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Enjoy your day off!

You definately get your sense of humor & your ability to write from your Mum!

I wish I knew you better...in person! :-)

Posted by: Eilene at June 14, 2005 1:34 PM

Happy birthday! Love your mom's list.

Posted by: ShelbyD at June 14, 2005 1:35 PM

Happy Birthday! What a mum!!!
Enjoy your day

Posted by: dreambee at June 14, 2005 1:49 PM

happy birthday!!!!!

(um, when it's not your birthday anymore do you think you might be able to share the mentioned gingerbread recipe? I'm a sucker for gingerbread, and always looking for another variation....)

Posted by: Kristen at June 14, 2005 1:51 PM

Happy Birthday!! Enjoy your day off!! (Great sweet list from your mum too!!)

Posted by: Lesli at June 14, 2005 1:52 PM

If I could sign it in ASL to you in blog-land I would!

Happy Happy Birthday - Sara

Posted by: Sara at June 14, 2005 1:52 PM

Happiest of Birthdays!
I say, if you have to have a birthday, and get older, you may as well ENJOY IT!

Posted by: StarzAbove at June 14, 2005 1:54 PM

Happy Birthday Steph!

May you have lots of chocolate, wine, yarn, and some felted lace. ;)

Posted by: Dani at June 14, 2005 1:55 PM

Just wishing you a Happy Birthday.I picked up your book in Montreal and read it on the way home(over an hour ride)Enjoying it very much. I read your blog every day since your trip to Newfoundland.We have been there as a family twice and my husband and I ,just the two of us, three or four times. Loved it.I never write,but thought you should know alot of us read your blog. My stash is not in cupboards,closets etc,it consumes my daughters bedroom in totes each marked mohair,handpainted,sock, etc.I won't say how many,because you will think I am crazy,but it numbers over 10.Enjoy your birthday and all the days,as each is special and unique.Bye and good luck.

Posted by: cindy at June 14, 2005 1:56 PM

May all your good dreams come true.

Posted by: Adelaide at June 14, 2005 1:57 PM

Like mother, like daughter. I see where your wicked sense of humor comes from! After yesterday's post, I have a great admiration for your mum, without even meeting her. Happy birthday, I hope it's a wonderful one.

Posted by: Rachel at June 14, 2005 1:59 PM

Happy Birthday Stephanie. I hope you enjoy yur day with wine, yarn and family.

Posted by: Kat at June 14, 2005 2:01 PM

May this be your happiest birthday to date. And thanks to your adorable Mum for raising you to turn out the way you did.

Posted by: Samina at June 14, 2005 2:02 PM

Happy Birthdays, Harlot Mom and Steph! So, if both of you are that wickedly funny (and you are...), how in hell does anyone in that family get through an entire glass of wine without it coming out their nose?

Have a wonderful day!

Posted by: Lee Ann at June 14, 2005 2:03 PM

You mum should write a book... ;)

Posted by: Timothy at June 14, 2005 2:05 PM

Happyhappyhappyhappyjoyjoyjoyjoy - and that is just what you bring to your faithful readers! Here's to the smartest, funniest, warmest and most diligent and wonderfully crazy (in a VERY GOOD WAY) fiber artist. I hope to be able to teach in the manner that you do; with humor, grace and your basic threats and revenge on any fabric that will not obey their master! Keep it up dudette - share your passion!!!!!

Posted by: robby g at June 14, 2005 2:08 PM

Happy birthday!
and many more....

Posted by: Ann at June 14, 2005 2:10 PM

Happy Birthday Stephanie!

Posted by: Amy at June 14, 2005 2:12 PM

Happy happy birthday, Stephanie! May the next year bring you much joy, love, and many priceless gifts. :)

Posted by: Emy at June 14, 2005 2:15 PM

Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Nadia at June 14, 2005 2:16 PM

What a great tribute from your mum. Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Cathy at June 14, 2005 2:17 PM

Well, Stephanie, now we know where you get some of your wicked sense of humor.

What a great post, Harlot's Mom!

Posted by: Laura at June 14, 2005 2:17 PM

this comment is about an old entry (i'm catching up), back in early february. i've taken three classes from beth brown-reinsel. she is a wonderful technical knitter, thoroughly versed in arans, ganseys, sanquhar gloves, among others. her directions are complete, well-thought-out, easy to follow, and amenable to modification. beth is also one of the kindest women i've ever met. if you ever have a chance to meet her, take a class from her, jump and grab. she lives in maryland, so combining it with a visit to the maryland wool festival just adds more reasons to go.

Posted by: kara at June 14, 2005 2:21 PM

Happy Birthday Stephanie, have a great day

Posted by: sam at June 14, 2005 2:29 PM

Happy Happy Birthday and a lot of healthy happy years with the ones you love and care for.

Posted by: Sibylle at June 14, 2005 2:32 PM

Just wanted to chime in to wish you a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hope the crew spoiled you today.

Posted by: Anne at June 14, 2005 2:35 PM

Happy birthday fellow June baby :) I hope it's a good one and that you are gifted with plenty of lovely knitterly things. *hugs*

You're mother seems to be quite the doll :) That's a great list she wrote for you (with the family's humour of course).

Take it easy, enjoy the day :)
Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Heather in Ottawa at June 14, 2005 2:46 PM

Happy Birthday, Stephanie! I loved your mother's post. #4 was my absolute favourite. :)

And it really does look like you're making Kiri in the exactly same colour as I am. This almost makes me a celebrity, right? ;)

Posted by: Kristel at June 14, 2005 2:47 PM

A very happy birthday to you, Stephanie. And many many more.

Posted by: Carma at June 14, 2005 2:49 PM

Happy Birthday month! Birthdays are too good to be just one day And your Mum did a Great Job!

Posted by: Nancy J at June 14, 2005 2:54 PM

Happy Birthay!!

Posted by: anita at June 14, 2005 3:02 PM

Happy Birthday! I can see that you come by your wit honest.

Posted by: Carrie at June 14, 2005 3:10 PM

Have a very happy birthday!

Posted by: Risa at June 14, 2005 3:11 PM

Happy Birthday wishes, Steph! Funny McPhees, you all are!

Posted by: alison at June 14, 2005 3:12 PM

Happy Birthday, Stephanie!
Who knew that writing was in our genes? What a great post!

Posted by: megan at June 14, 2005 3:16 PM

Another HAPPY BIRTHDAY from Knitting Sunshine :)

Posted by: Dani at June 14, 2005 3:16 PM

Oooh, Happy Birthday! Enjoy your day off - you definitely deserve it!

Posted by: Linz at June 14, 2005 3:19 PM

Happy happy birthday, Steph :) May your yarn never tangle and all your needles stay sharp.

Posted by: Robbyn at June 14, 2005 3:21 PM

Have a wonderful day, and may you have many, many more.

Your mum seems like a wonderful woman, happy birthday to her too :).

I

Posted by: Isela at June 14, 2005 3:21 PM

Wow, one, two, three in a row - a Birthday Trifecta! Happy Birthday Harlot Brother, Harlot Mum, and Our Dear, Dear Yarn Harlot.

What a wonderful tribute from your mum, Stephanie. And Stephanie's Mum, thank *you* for giving us Stephanie, she's an incredible gift to this world!

Oh Harlot,
May yer knittin' be fine, yer yarn never split
and yer spinnin' come easy!
Enjoy

Posted by: S.Kate at June 14, 2005 3:24 PM

What a sweet list your momma wrote!!!!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEPHANIE!!!!!!

Posted by: Lara at June 14, 2005 3:29 PM

Happy Birthday, Stephanie. I hope that your day is filled with as much fun and laughter and joy as you bring to your readers - myself included. Oh, and I hope that there is plenty of wine. I already know there is plenty of fiber to knit...
Cari

Posted by: Cari at June 14, 2005 3:44 PM

Wishing you the happiest of birthdays and the best of years. I *LOVED* number 5. I, too, am like that.

If ever you want to share your mom, I'd love to be considered --

Carol

Posted by: Carol at June 14, 2005 3:46 PM

Happy B-Day, Stephanie! Hope you have a great day!

Posted by: Tam at June 14, 2005 3:55 PM

Happy Happy Happy Birthday, Harlot! :)

Love your site, your book, your humor and your amazing feats of crazy Christmas knitting.

Many more to you,
Emily

Posted by: Emily at June 14, 2005 3:55 PM

Happy Birthday, Harlot!! Thank you for all that you do :)

Another Sincere Fan

Posted by: Kristina at June 14, 2005 4:01 PM

Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Marika at June 14, 2005 4:05 PM

Happy birthday, dear Harlot, happy birthday to you!

Posted by: Ruth at June 14, 2005 4:06 PM

oh,jeez, you're a GEMINI...THAT explains it...hee!
have a wonderful birthday, chica...

Posted by: caroline at June 14, 2005 4:07 PM

Happy Birthday(s)!

BTW, it took half the night on my s-l-o-w Internet connection (must remedy that), but I finally downloaded the Knitcast podcast. Well worth the wait.

Posted by: Ina in NJ at June 14, 2005 4:08 PM

As we sing in our family (to the tune of The Song of the Volga Boatmen):

Happy birthday
Happy birthday
Sorry, misery, and despair
People dying everywhere
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.


Well, *we* think it's funny! :-)

May you have many more happy, fun-filled and creative years, surrounded by people you love and people who love you!

Posted by: Janice in GA at June 14, 2005 4:10 PM

Happy Birthday Harlot!

And I gotta ask. When's your mum's book coming out? Hehehe

Have a great one!

Posted by: Anne at June 14, 2005 4:14 PM

Dear Steph -- Happiest of Harlot birthdays! BTW, Birch is looking fab-o.
Elaine in NYC

Posted by: Elaine at June 14, 2005 4:15 PM

Happy birthday!

Is "Trojan" a condom brand in Canada too? I won't tell you what absolutely inappropriate comments I thought when I read number 9's "works like a Trojan"... hee

Posted by: Andrea at June 14, 2005 4:16 PM

HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY birthday, Stephanie!!
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Posted by: valentina at June 14, 2005 4:18 PM

And here, the little man with the broom at the end of the parade, sweeping up the rose petals and confetti (such continent elephants, those ones bedizened with festoons of Koigu), pulling off his cap, tugging a greasy forelock and mumbling "Many 'appy returns of the day, Miss, I'm sure." 'ope you basked and swigged and cast on fifteen new projects.

Posted by: rams at June 14, 2005 4:27 PM

Happy Birthday Stephanie -- enjoy your day! Your garden looks beautiful. Eat, drink, knit... have your mother retell your birth story, know that you are loved!

Posted by: tree at June 14, 2005 4:29 PM

Happy birthday, Stephanie! All we all can give you is our best wishes, while you make us laugh, give us things to share a chuckle over with those around us, put a cheerful spin on our days, and make us think about how we interact with the world. Go Steph. Many happy returns (many! I think we're past 200 of them so far here...)

Posted by: AlisonH at June 14, 2005 4:29 PM

May this birthday be the beginning (continuation?)of many joyful years to come! May the happiness and laughter you bring to others come back to you a hundredfold! "The best is yet to be..."

Plus....socks. Lots and lots of socks. And yarn. May tons of great yarn find its way to you, and may you always find a place to hide, er, store it.

Posted by: Sandi at June 14, 2005 4:30 PM

Happy birthday from the antipodes, Harlot. You make my day :-)

BTW, love the bookbookbook. Time to get cracking on another, methinks.

Posted by: Anita at June 14, 2005 4:42 PM

Happy Birthday. While you are laying back having a smooth day I'm learning Intarsia. Wish me luck.

Posted by: Iraida at June 14, 2005 4:48 PM

Happy birthday 2 ewe
Happy birthday 2 ewe
happy birthday dear harlot
happy birthday 2 ewe

(Dang I wish I had remembered from last year)

Posted by: lynne s of oz at June 14, 2005 4:56 PM

Happy Happy Birthday- looks like a picture perfect day from that photo! And Happy Birthday to Mum, too. Enjoy!!!

Posted by: MIndy at June 14, 2005 5:09 PM

I'm a fairly new knitter, and have only recently begun to read your blogs. I've enjoyed them, and have gained some knowledge from your tips. I especially appreciate that you share your mishaps with us, as it's a great way for us beginners to learn what not to do! Hope you have a great birthday! Annie

Posted by: Annie at June 14, 2005 5:12 PM

de-lurking to say simply... (since everyone else has pretty much said it all lol)

hippo birdies two ewes (or two alpacas...or maybe a couple of angora bunnies...whatever provides your fiber of choice...though i doubt one could or would want to knit much from the hippo or birdies *grin*)

Posted by: laurie at June 14, 2005 5:21 PM

Happy birthday, Stephanie! May you never run out of fiber or break a knitting needle.

Now I know why you're such a wild and crazy chick--your birthday's the day before mine! We are such lucky little Geminis!

Have a wonderful day.

Posted by: KatyaR at June 14, 2005 5:22 PM

Wow!! Such a tribute from your mother!!! You'd better keep HER happy!!!!

Oh Yes... Happy Birthday : )

Thanks for all your work days on the blog.

Gillian

Posted by: Gillian at June 14, 2005 5:22 PM

I had to break my lurking streak to say happy, happy birthday, Dear Harlot, happy birthday to you. May you long bask in the warmth that surrounds you today.

Posted by: mamacohen at June 14, 2005 5:37 PM

Happy Birthday to another Gemini. (I think that explains a lot.) Mine is tomorrow.

Posted by: Paula at June 14, 2005 5:39 PM

OMG. Does your mom adopt? *squees!* Happy happy birthday Stephanie!

Posted by: perclexed at June 14, 2005 5:39 PM

Happy happy birthday, from all of us to you, we wish it was our birthday, so we could party too!

Happy birthday to the funniest gal on the web. Bar none.

Posted by: Karlie at June 14, 2005 5:59 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I'm singing that, at the top of my lungs, in the middle of the library. Oops.)

Wishing you many of the best days you could ask for.

Posted by: Sara* at June 14, 2005 6:07 PM

Good blog gram. Happy b-day mummie can't wait to bellow out my happy b-days tonight at dinner with the cake (hehehe) You are welcome from my friends for their happy b-days (even thought they didn't get it at first) I wish you all the best and I hope you like your presents from everyone (you know you love us) And maybe at dinner we can force you into the hat Sam made for you (you can out the picture I take on the blog it will be like that time you got that light stuck in your hair with out the crying/laughing well hopefully laughing) And that's all I have to say besides a very big very love filled HAPPY B-DAY MUMMIE (going to clean my room now)

Posted by: Megan at June 14, 2005 6:09 PM

simply this:

happy birthday to you
marie in florida

Posted by: marie in florida at June 14, 2005 6:21 PM

Happy birthday, dear Harlot. There is nothing in the entire world that beats being totally and unconditionally loved by your mother. It's a wonderful present she gave you.

Posted by: Laurie at June 14, 2005 6:28 PM

Happy Birthday to you.


Posted by: Danielle at June 14, 2005 6:39 PM

Happy Birthday Stephanie from Tasmania, Australia.
I have been a big fan of your blog since I started mine.
Keep on knitting.

Cathy

Posted by: Cathy at June 14, 2005 6:54 PM

Happy Birthday, Stephanie. Love those humorous Harlot genes that you clearly have inherited from your dear Mum. Enjoy your special day and make sure the celebrating spans the entire week.

Posted by: beatriz at June 14, 2005 6:57 PM

Happy Birthday Stephanie!
I finished a French Market Bag today and will name it in your honor (oddly it happens that its all shades of blue *g)

I wish you all the best, please keep on providing us with all this joy and laughter and may all your wishes come true in a way that will make you and yours happy.

Posted by: Andrea at June 14, 2005 6:57 PM

Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Jeanne at June 14, 2005 6:59 PM

Okay, if I'm after the guy cleaning up after the elephants, that would make me....walking on a clean floor without my shoes sticking? I can dream. Happy Happy!!

Posted by: Amylou at June 14, 2005 7:21 PM

Happy Birthday! I see where you got your "wicked genetic mouth". Your mum is a riot. Can't wait 'til she guest blogs again (maybe when you are bookbookbook touringtouringtouring and the remote blogging system is on the fritz?). Have a great day.

Posted by: Tish at June 14, 2005 7:23 PM

Happy Birthday to you !!! Everyone should have a holiday on their day. Enjoy! How fortunate that your Mom is your Mom . Savour every moment of that mother-daughter relationship as it make us what we are.
May you knit well, love well, and eat lots of chocolate. k1, p1,

Posted by: Judy at June 14, 2005 7:24 PM

I forgot to mention that your special day calls for a good dose of Screech. Enjoy!

Posted by: beatriz at June 14, 2005 7:28 PM

Crying out loud! I knew I'd get to the end of all these comments EVENTUALLY! ::: panting :::

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Stephanie!! May this year bring all the joy and laughter that you so richly deserve! Enjoy!!

Posted by: Kim at June 14, 2005 7:38 PM

Happy Birthday dear Harlot, and thanks for the insight Steph's mum (oh, and a belated happy birthday to you too!!!)!!!!

Posted by: Alison at June 14, 2005 7:50 PM

Hurray for June birthdays! And many happy returns of the day!

Posted by: Celia at June 14, 2005 8:12 PM

Happy Birthday, Stephanie!! Your mother's letter was wonderful! (I started laughing out loud at work. Received some strange looks from the woman who wanted to buy "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory," let me tell you! It was so worth it.)


I lurk around here all the time, and I met you in Saratoga, but I have never commented here before now. I think you're fabulous and I hope you've had a truly spectacular birthday!

Posted by: Miranda at June 14, 2005 8:14 PM

Have an awesome birthday/birthweek. I think we should all celebrate our birthdays for a week; favorite foods, favorite people, favorite clothes that someone else washes, favorite yarn no matter what it costs, no cleaning, breakfast on the porch, a little nap, play with the cats, knit, watch a rented movie, talk on the phone f-o-r-e-v-e-r to whoever; just generally dig people being nice to us!
I'm knitting catnip nice in Noro silk garden to celebrate your birthday; then I plan to tweak my customers who are tweakable!!
Happy Birthday again you terriffic harlot woman!

Posted by: mary e at June 14, 2005 8:15 PM

Group hug with Stephanie in the middle!!!

Happy Birthday Harlot!

Posted by: SpinninFool at June 14, 2005 8:18 PM

Yet another lurker wishing you a happy 29th birthday!

Posted by: JayD at June 14, 2005 8:36 PM

What a busy month for you all! I hope you have a very Happy Birthday (and make sure Mum gets a hug for a great post ;) )! :)

Posted by: Jessica at June 14, 2005 8:38 PM

Now I absolutely know for sure where your sense of humor came from! Hair as big as a VW? I am laughing my arse off! Happy Birthday! BTW was everyone in your family born on consecutive days? Just wondering...

Posted by: Holly at June 14, 2005 8:53 PM

Hippo, Birdies, two ewes!
Hippo, Birdies, two ewes!
Hippo, Birdies, Hippo, Birdies!
Hippo, Birdies, two ewes!

Knit on, Harlot!

Posted by: Beth at June 14, 2005 9:09 PM

best wishes for your birthday!
at what point does the harlot and extended family sober from almost a full week of revelry???
yours is a truly karmicly blessed family!
party on harlot and company!
the silk tee and the birch look simply amazing!

Posted by: lorie duncan at June 14, 2005 9:29 PM

Happy Birthday, dear Stephanie!

You've certainly got the right idea. No one should work on their birthday. I try not to! I grew up in a large family (6 siblings), and the one day we were treated unequally was on our birthdays. Our parents made us feel very special -- just like your wonderful mum! Enjoy your day!

--Mary
(from steamy, sultry, hair-expanding Michigan)

Posted by: Mary at June 14, 2005 9:47 PM

Happy Birthday Stephanie! And many, many more.

Posted by: Sue at June 14, 2005 10:08 PM

Oh my. I love #4. Heck, I'd love to have any of that said about me by my mom.

Have a happy birthday... and 2 times makes it a tradition in the Snyder family too.

Posted by: Patti Blaine at June 14, 2005 10:09 PM

Happy Birthday Stephanie. Now which birthday is this one? Or are we not counting anymore?

Posted by: Kelle at June 14, 2005 10:20 PM

Just adding myself to the mighty chorus of people wishing you a happy birthday. I hope you thoroughly enjoyed your day off.

(I've been slacking, happy belateds to your mother and brother as well!)

Posted by: Faith at June 14, 2005 10:23 PM

Happy Birthday, Stephanie.

Thank you for creating this virtual living room and allowing us to hang out with you.

Also, I think now we know where you got your sense of humor. WTG Mum! Happy Birthday to you, too. oh and to Ian, too.

Do you guys share a cake or is it just partypartyparty, cakecakecake all the time??

Posted by: Dharma at June 14, 2005 11:15 PM

Happiest of happy birthdays, Stephanie! I hope it is a wonderful day of birthdaying and Birch! :)

Posted by: Jena (the Yarn Harpy) at June 14, 2005 11:28 PM

Happy Birthday, Harlot!!

Posted by: Claire at June 15, 2005 12:00 AM

Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Foogrrl at June 15, 2005 12:06 AM

Happpy Birthday Stephanie!!!

Posted by: gretchen at June 15, 2005 12:14 AM

(singing very off key)
happy birthday to you
you live in a zoo
you look like a yarnharlot
and you smell like one too
(that would be wool, and kitties, and right now, sweat)

(might be time for a chat with mr washie, and mr bathtub, lol)

Posted by: minnie at June 15, 2005 12:46 AM

Happy Birthday! You're so lucky to have a mom that cool.

Posted by: Lavender at June 15, 2005 1:11 AM

hope u had a wonderful Day

Posted by: Becky at June 15, 2005 1:59 AM

happy birthday from Denmark!!

Elisabeth

Posted by: Elisabeth at June 15, 2005 2:52 AM

What a great post! Have the happiest of birthdays, Steph!

Posted by: Jenny at June 15, 2005 3:17 AM

Happy Birthday Stephanie
Your Mum sounds as lovely as you do!

Vicki
England

Posted by: Vicki at June 15, 2005 4:27 AM

It's a good thing I'm so nuts about my mom, otherwise I'd have to co-opt yours. Happy Birthday, dear Stephanie! You're one of my favorite people ever.

Posted by: Kate C. at June 15, 2005 4:41 AM

Happy Birthday Stephanie! Your mom sounds lovely :)

Posted by: Stacey at June 15, 2005 4:47 AM

I am adding my voice to the masses who are jamming up your inbox at the moment. Hopefully I may be heard.

A huge happy Birthday to YOU!

Posted by: Jacqueline at June 15, 2005 5:47 AM

A belated birthday wish! :)

Wonderful top ten list; your Mom is *very* funny!

Posted by: Helen at June 15, 2005 6:21 AM

Happy Birthday!
Next year, give us notice and we'll all take the day off and knit!

Posted by: Patty at June 15, 2005 7:31 AM

(Mel.Happy Birthday to you)
Gratulerer med da'n,
gratulerer med da'n!
Gratulerer, kjære Stephanie,
gratulerer med da'n!

Posted by: Strikkelise at June 15, 2005 7:36 AM

Alles Gute Zum Geburtstag Stephanie!

I gather you've had a wonderful day.... I hope your next year is as filled of wonder and happiness as this last one was.

Congrats' to you a Renaissance woman!

Monika, Richard and Huxley

Posted by: Monika at June 15, 2005 7:44 AM

Happy Birthday Stephanie! Yay for Geminis, mine is on Saturday..

Posted by: kerrie at June 15, 2005 7:54 AM

I hope you had a wonderful Birthday!!

Posted by: eyeleen at June 15, 2005 8:26 AM

Happy birthday!! We Geminis Rule! (I'm June 12, smack dab in the middle of your clan!)

Have a terrific day and enjoy your knitting (and if it gets too hot, you can come down to Boston where the high is now listed as 69F).

Posted by: Seanna Lea at June 15, 2005 8:26 AM

May you have the very happiest of birthdays, Stephanie, and many, many many more to come! 40 years from now I hope to still shuffle to my computer each morning to see what the Harlot is up to. You have given all of us one of the nicest presents of all...your blog!

Posted by: Marianne at June 15, 2005 8:42 AM

wheeee! Happy birthday Stephanie!

Posted by: caro at June 15, 2005 8:45 AM

You and my DH share the same birth day. Happy birthday.

Posted by: Sally at June 15, 2005 9:10 AM

You and my DH share the same birth day. Happy birthday.

Posted by: Sally at June 15, 2005 9:13 AM

Oh dear... I don't remember if I commented yesterday. Geez... A day late and a dollar short (seriously, got a buck I can borrow?)... Happy Birthday Harlot. Your blog and the knitting blog world in general has expanded my horizons in ways I never could have expected or explained and for that I thank you. Here's to many more years of the Harlot (Oh, and one for a future bookbookbook, "You know you knit/blog/lurk too much when you have a knitting dream in which the Harlot, whom you have never met, appears and makes you laugh.")

Posted by: Stephanie VW at June 15, 2005 9:32 AM

Happy Birthday! Just so you know, the hair straitening I tried last year lasted only a month. I, too, have the hair of a VW bus. Thanks again for your emails about tea and um...positions.

I loved your Mum's post! She IS a great writer, too.

:)

Posted by: :) Nicole at June 15, 2005 9:42 AM

Happy birthday, Stephanie!

Posted by: mairi at June 15, 2005 10:04 AM

Happy Birthday, Stephanie!

Posted by: julia fc at June 15, 2005 10:09 AM

Happy Birthday Stephanie! I hope you had a great day of relaxation and fun!

Posted by: Jaime at June 15, 2005 10:53 AM

Hope you had a wonderful birthday!

Posted by: Christina at June 15, 2005 12:16 PM

Happy, Happy Birthday Harlot! Hope it was a good one!

Posted by: Wanda at June 15, 2005 3:51 PM

I know I'm late, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANYWAY! If you're like my sister who celebrates her birthday for an entire WEEK and makes darned sure that everyone else around her follows suit (just on HER birthday), then I'm not late at all! :-).

Posted by: LauraA at June 15, 2005 5:54 PM

Happy Birthday, Stephanie!!

xo

Baby Jamie and her Momma!

PS! Momma was asked out on her first date on June 14, which is flag day in the US! Happy Flag Day!

Posted by: elisabeth at June 15, 2005 8:28 PM

happy birthday!

Posted by: Rebecca at June 16, 2005 1:29 AM

Happy birthday. You are blessed with a wonderful mom! She's very cool and quite a good sport as well. What a gift!

Posted by: Kris at June 16, 2005 8:32 AM

Happy Birthday Steph! Inspiring list!

Posted by: Barbara from Nova Scotia at June 16, 2005 9:59 AM

Happy (belated) birthday! A day off sounds like the best gift ever.

Posted by: Sarah at June 16, 2005 10:10 PM

Oh! This is late, but happy birthday either way!!

Posted by: Amber at June 17, 2005 5:44 PM

Happy Birthday! June 14 was also my grandmother's birthday, but she was born in 1900!

Posted by: Julie at June 20, 2005 6:37 AM

I'm sorry I missed your birthday. I was out of town.

Happy Belated Birthday!!!

Posted by: mk at June 22, 2005 12:33 PM

Happy belated birthday Stephanie!

Sorry to have missed your special day but I was on vacation and am just now catching up on the blog. Hope you had a wonderful birthday!

Posted by: Jackie at June 24, 2005 11:24 AM

Stephanie, belated happy birthday! Like Jackie I was on vacation and only getting around to reading my Bloglines subs... Hope you and Birch had a relaxing day!

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