If this one doesn't work I'm going to cry.
Edited to add:
I am never upgrading again. Never. I will be using the freaking software and computer that I have now when the rest of you have moved onto holographic bodysuits that search google when you twitch your nose, because this is not worth it.
I use a blog interface called Ecto, that I love deeply and madly, and months ago they issued an upgrade, so I waited a while (this is Joe's policy, he things that you should wait a bit for upgrades to be debugged before you install them) and then I installed it this morning, only to discover that it wasn't posting my entries, just the titles. (I discovered this after a really great mitten post went to the great big yarn store in the sky.)
Now, Holy mother of moth, after some hysterical investigation- searching and experimentation, it turns out that to make it work I have to not delete the space that Ecto is automatically generating at the beginning of the field where I type. That's right, it's generating an empty line at the beginning of the field, and if you hit backspace to delete it (because why wouldn't you - it's not a space you have asked for...) then without notifying you in any way that you've offended it, the system waits until you hit "publish" and then seeks revenge by promptly vomiting your entry into another dimension ... and then posts only the title, just to seriously piss you off.
If - on the other hand, you keep the space that it's created, then all will be well, and the many great features of Ecto that I've been devoted to all these years work like a charm.
That seems ridiculously buggy to me and while I don't understand why that space is there or why it is now the single most important thing in my blog... it seems to me like software you buy and pay for shouldn't have something like this going down, and I'll be telling them so -rather firmly, politely and immediately. Remembering not to delete a space (by accident- or on purpose) that I don't want is silly (and I'll never remember) and more than that, and most infuriatingly, it looks like Ecto can no longer even SAVE your post if you delete that space - and I'm filled with a burning and bitter resentment that it's not my settings or anything that's wrong (because setting it up wrong would be my fault) - or not even some sort of mistake on my part (because mistakes are totally my fault too) but instead, I lost a whole big post, even though I installed this right (miracle #1) set it up right (miracle #2) and even remembered to hit "save" (miracle #3) which is supposed to be the little keyboard tick that saves all incompetents.
Seriously. This is not an upgrade. An upgrade is supposed to be better, not screw up your mitten posts and steal an afternoon. I'm never knitting the ecto people socks. (Unless they fix this and say they're sorry or it turns out to be my fault or something- although to be fair, it looks like I'm not the only one having the problem.) In any event this whole thing has totally harshed on my mellow.
I'm going to knit something. Upgrade my arse.
Posted by Stephanie at September 10, 2009 3:54 PMworking?!
Posted by: Lorajean at September 10, 2009 3:55 PMI think you've got it!
Posted by: Emily at September 10, 2009 3:56 PMCheers Steph! It's working
Posted by: Katharine at September 10, 2009 3:57 PMHang in there! Don't these things make you want to go back to tin cans with a string attached?
Posted by: Susan at September 10, 2009 3:57 PMYES! Beat Merc Retro at its own game.
Posted by: Heidi at September 10, 2009 3:58 PMIt's working! It's working! Don't cry, Stephanie.
Posted by: rosane at September 10, 2009 3:59 PMDon't cry! It's working!
Posted by: Marie at September 10, 2009 4:01 PMThey call these things "modern conveniences," but sometimes I wonder WHY.
Posted by: Stefka at September 10, 2009 4:01 PMWell...I guess you could always put the blog text in the comments section? Sorry you are having blog troubles. No crying-go knit on something until the feeling passes.
Posted by: Jody O at September 10, 2009 4:02 PMLooks like your software finally turned on its hearing aids.
Posted by: AlisonH at September 10, 2009 4:03 PMBut can you enter more than a tweet worth of text?
Posted by: Lee at September 10, 2009 4:04 PM...who just now realized after posting a comment that this blog post actually had text in it. Glad it's all better! Post away!
Posted by: Jody O at September 10, 2009 4:04 PMSuccess!
Posted by: turtlegirl76 at September 10, 2009 4:07 PMYay! You go Stephanie!
Posted by: Amy at September 10, 2009 4:10 PMWell, seems like it's working now. ;-)
Posted by: Elemmaciltur at September 10, 2009 4:10 PMIt's working! And the royal-quilted socks are royally lovely.
Posted by: Lucia at September 10, 2009 4:11 PMTake it easy, it'll work, and we're not going anywhere. We'll all be here when you're back up and running!
Posted by: Linda at September 10, 2009 4:11 PMIt works!!!! YAY! :)
Posted by: Kate at September 10, 2009 4:14 PMYou can do it!
Posted by: ikisti at September 10, 2009 4:18 PMI *love* upgrades. I remember a Windoze Office upgrade that didn't autosave, even though every 10 minutes the disk would whir and the computer would slow down. Of course I lost 3 hours work when it crashed. With Ubuntu I follow DH's advice (the same as Joe's) after he insisted I upgrade and I lost a heap of stuff three times in a row.
I agree, that ain't an upgrade!
PS I doubt your arse needs upgrading ;-)
I am so sorry that this computer "upgrade" has wrecked your mood! A single space being the difference between a posting and frothing-at-the-mouth anger is madness. The sun is over the yardarm, I declare it beer o'clock!
Posted by: Liz at September 10, 2009 4:29 PMYep--go for upgrading the knitting for a little while instead!
Posted by: The Raven at September 10, 2009 4:30 PMDo I want to know what happens in one of those suits if you fart?
Also, I sincerely hope you and the software can work it out. I hate it when they "upgrade" and if they come back to you with "it's a feature, not a bug"? DPN cushion time!
Posted by: moiraeknittoo at September 10, 2009 4:31 PMThis is why I am truly, madly, DEEPLY in love with Wordpress.
Posted by: evilsciencechick at September 10, 2009 4:31 PMSorry for the problems. I hope Ecto isn't any part of Microsoft. They are of course notorious for causing major disasters to computers which have uploaded their upgrades, and for stupid incompatibilities with previous versions. My DH recently upgraded his laptop to Office 2007 to be compatible with his office, and has had many problems with critical Excel spreadsheets not working properly.
Posted by: CatBookMom at September 10, 2009 4:34 PMWhy do they fix things that aren't broken? It's good to have you back. I'm just starting some mittens and after seeing the tweet you sent out about mittens, I was really hoping to see a mitten post. Ah, well....
Posted by: Sheryl at September 10, 2009 4:36 PMI'm having a similar sort of day, and unfortunately, the knitting project I've been enjoying so very much lately is sitting in a little pile of crinkled "frogged back" yarn, because last night I discovered that I'd made an irredeemably stupid error waaaaay back there.
Piss.
Condolences on the computer woes, and I hope that your knitting time will help you reclaim a little of your bliss. I'm counting on a cup of tea and a Jaffa cake to help me reclaim mine.;)
Posted by: lene (not that one) at September 10, 2009 4:36 PMThis is precisely why a lot of people don't blog -- just when you get the whole darn thing figured out, they change all the rules -- maddening. I posted on mittens today too (although in my case its the mittens that went wrong and not the software).
Posted by: Wool Free and Lovin' Knit at September 10, 2009 4:38 PMI tried Ecto once because I friend loved it and recommended it with glowing reviews. I could never get it to work quite right... seemed rather persnickety to me. :( I sure hope they can get that bug worked out.
Posted by: Mandi at September 10, 2009 4:39 PMYou know what they say:
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need.
A special circuit in the machine called a "critical detector" senses the operator's emotional state in terms of how desperate he or she is to use this machine.
The "critical detector" then creates a malfunction proportional to the desperation of the operator. Threatening the machine with violence will only aggravate the situation. Likewise, attempts to use another machine may cause it to also malfunction. (They belong to the same union.) Keep cool and say nice things to the machine. Nothing else seems to work. Never let anything mechanical know you are in a hurry.
Posted by: Ana Petrova at September 10, 2009 4:42 PMMy opinion is that if software is hard to use, 90% of the time it's the DESIGNER'S fault, not the user's! It's those secret handshakes like "don't you DARE delete the blank line in the post" that no one tells you about that are insanely stupid and should either be clearly documented or, preferably, coded out.
Posted by: HissyStitch at September 10, 2009 4:42 PMKudos on figuring it out. Now I can't wait till you rewrite the mitten blog - perhaps the golden sparkles?! Not to nag...Joe's gansey for your anniversary?
Posted by: Leta at September 10, 2009 4:43 PMIf it's got this horrible feature now, can you imagine how bad it was when it first came out?!
Posted by: Joanne at September 10, 2009 4:43 PMI'm sure you've already thought of this, but if the "save" feature isn't fixed by the ecto folks, you could consider writing your posts in a word processing program and then copying them over when it's time to post. that way, you have a backup of your text incase of alternate dimensional vomitting.
Posted by: andrea at September 10, 2009 4:44 PMWhen a company wrongs you they usually try to fix things up by sending you a gift - you know, the florist screws up they send you flowers - that type of thing. So what would a blogging software company do? Perhaps they can find some REALLY lush yarn ... are you listening guys?
Sending hugs and enjoy your knitting.
PS who knew that even software needs its own space :)
x
Upgrade your arse, eh? That would entail plastic surgery, would it not?
Posted by: trek at September 10, 2009 4:48 PMMan, sorry about that. Joe does have a good policy though, generally it's best to let the early adopters work out the kinks. Also I'd delete the space too, how dumb.
Posted by: Em at September 10, 2009 4:49 PMWhere can you get an upgrade for your arse? Please let me know!
Posted by: Lynn at September 10, 2009 4:49 PMThat is an astoundingly silly bug. In terms of your "process," though, is there some reason not to write your blog posts in word or even your email program and copying/pasting? When I was working on my thesis, I'd "select all" from my word doc, paste it into gmail, and email it to myself. I'm paranoid, I know, but the peace of mind was worth it.
Posted by: NutellaNutterson at September 10, 2009 4:50 PMGlad you've sussed it.
Unfortunately for me, since upgrading to a Mac from a PC, I now read all blogs through the Mac mail thingy (I used to use Outlook); yours is the only blog I have to use a web browser to read.
Everyone else's can be read through the mail client :(
Posted by: Puddytat purr at September 10, 2009 4:52 PMWhat shocking is that you've been able to blog happily away all this time straight into the blogging software without losing a blog! I've experienced all kinds of crashing and wacky cyberspace phenomena, and as a result now ALWAYS write and save everything in Word first, then cut and paste into cyberspace. Paranoia or common sense - you be the judge.
Posted by: Karen at September 10, 2009 4:55 PMSorry you lost your mitten post.
I was going to recommend the "Bird in Hand" mittens from Kate Gilbert when you put the Tweet out earlier, but I can't figure out how to send a Tweet to a single person using my phone.
I hope your evening goes better than your day did.
Posted by: amy at September 10, 2009 5:01 PMI understand very little about the way of the computer so I'm stickin' to my neddles and my yarn...
Posted by: Kim(with kids) at September 10, 2009 5:05 PMI had issues last week when my techie husband shared his extra licenses for snow leopard. I did not want the upgrade, did not need anything changed on my dear mac but I did it. Next morning I learn that snow leopard is not compatible with my photo software. The nice apple people said I could upgrade the photo software ($99) or wipe my hard drive to down grade. It took three days to fully downgrade, and reload all other software. It was a sad time. Good luck!
Posted by: shelle at September 10, 2009 5:07 PMI wouldn't ask them to upgrade your arse -- your arse is working just fine. But they should definitely fix the program, because dude, that bites.
Posted by: Jocelyn at September 10, 2009 5:09 PMPlease, please recreate the Mitten Post :)
Posted by: Holly Van Houten at September 10, 2009 5:10 PMOh I HATE upgrades. More like "upchucks" which is what usually happens to me and my system everytime one is installed.
I feel your pain. OUCH
Maybe the space is for the ECTOplasm?
Posted by: Jessica at September 10, 2009 5:15 PMI also use Ecto. Thanks for the heads up-- I am with you, in that I would NEVER think "don't delete this space" is a good idea for a user interface.
I am a very computer-techie person, so Steph. It's not you, your technophobia, or in any way, shape or form, your fault. That's like... well, it's like knitting a cashmere sweater, but putting three arms and no neck on it. Of course you could wear it like that, but who would want to?
Posted by: Stephanie at September 10, 2009 5:18 PMI refuse "upgrades" on my machine. I have yet to have one that relly makes me happy. On another note, I write all my blog posts in Word then copy/paste to upload. This has nothing to do with blog eating software, and everything to do with my inabilty to type. I need the spell and grammar check to aid in my proofreading.
Posted by: Amanda Williams at September 10, 2009 5:34 PMI hope you'll redo the mitten post. I'd like to see it.
Posted by: Marina Stern at September 10, 2009 5:36 PM"I'm going to knit something. Upgrade my arse."
As a knitter and programmer, I want this on a t-shirt. Seriously. It might be my favorite quote ever!!
Posted by: Laura at September 10, 2009 5:37 PMSo here's something completely different to think about: Megan and Pato were in my dream last night. They walked into a shop where I was, I recognized them, and we had a lovely chat about the bike trip and university. They were well-mannered, too.
Posted by: Presbytera at September 10, 2009 5:38 PMEcto looks like a frontend to another blogging app like WordPress or MT or even Blogger. Aside from the ability to work offline, I am not getting what the value-add is for you? Can you just post directly to the blog backend and bypass Ecto altogether?
Just trying to understand. :)
So can you re-create the mitten post - we're all dying of curiosity......
(and I agree with Joe - it's good to wait, so sorry it didn't work this time. I'm sure it will next one!!)
Yeah, my husband's overall feeling on the subject (which I have adopted) is that if you don't have issues with the old one, why do you need the upgrade?
You need beer, NOW!
Posted by: Gwyneth at September 10, 2009 5:50 PMArgh. I am not a computer techie kind of person. I am a knitter!!! OOps, Knitter, with a capital, I nearly forgot. Since we switched providers a few months back my Ravelry stuff is all messed up. I feel your pain. Hoping you can remember the stupid blank line and not lose any more posts, but not feeling tooooo optimistic about it since I know I'd automatically dump the empty space, I also would like to know where upgrading arses is available. :)o
Posted by: samm at September 10, 2009 6:02 PMI second that.
Posted by: Jo-Anne at September 10, 2009 6:03 PMAs an IT person, badly written software is the bane of my existence. Serious, some software developers really need to take the time to do some testing, whether it's a big multi-national company, or a small independent writer. Stop giving me stress-induced migraines.
Posted by: Nurd Grrl at September 10, 2009 6:08 PMI'm convinced that the majority of "upgrades" aren't upgrades at all. They're just changes that programmers make to justify keeping their jobs, and they make it harder for people to figure out how to do things they used to KNOW how to do. Grumble grumble...
Posted by: Riin at September 10, 2009 6:13 PMI mourn the loss of the mitten post. For some reason I was on a wild mitten tear on ravelry this morning and I am just tortured by what fantastic mitteny goodness your post would have been filled with.
Screw upgrades! Seriously. I still use software from 1992 to scan things in (well, not anymore, because I was forced to "upgrade" to vista, a subject upon which the less said the better.) Hardware, yes-- but upgrading software rarely seems to be woth it.
I know what you mean. There is nothing more frustrating than going through the inconvenience to 'upgrade' only to discover that the new program is not better than the old. Sometimes 'upgrades' are more for revenue generation than product improvement. You have my sympathy.
I am currently learning how to use a Quickutz Silhouette machine, and I am going through something similar. I thought the program was hard to use because I am getting old. Apparently that is not the problem. I keep working on it, with promises of beautifully cut Christmas cards and stencils (for etching some unique and gorgeous holiday beer glasses) pulling me along, like a carrot dangling from a string a stick. I hope this gets better.
My current complaint is when the directions cue me to select a particular name from their menu, only to not find it. However, I find a menu prompt with a different name that is remotely equivalent to the one in question. This ends up being the menu choice. They should say what they mean, and mean what they say. Enough about me. I feel for you.
Posted by: marilyn at September 10, 2009 6:24 PMDear god. :( This sounds like the medical transcription software my employer installed on our at-home computers - we've received several screaming missives over the years to "Never alter the templates!!!"
Posted by: Patricia at September 10, 2009 6:28 PMGo look at this squirrel mashup and you'll feel better. Really. It's Canadian and everything. http://mashable.com/2009/08/14/top-10-crasher-squirrels-pics/
Posted by: Michelle at September 10, 2009 6:29 PMI just "updated" my iLife software, including iPhoto, which was why I bought it. The slideshows crash the first time I try to run them, each and every time I open the software. If I force quit and go back in, the slideshows work. I also can't delete a photo. However, if I delete it (or duplicate it), exit the event and go right back, whatever action I've taken has now worked. But when I was trying to do it? Invisible. Secret. Sigh. I have my 2nd apple call set up for tomorrow since the suggestions (I hesitate to call them fixes) from the first had no effect.
Upgrade my arse, as well. Wait, can I do that? I'd like a smaller one.
Posted by: Collette at September 10, 2009 6:32 PMAh, well... This type of software bugginess has happened to me so many times that I'm just glad when I can get it to finally work. Happiness is forgetting the problems and being glad you figured it out.
Posted by: Bonnie at September 10, 2009 6:37 PMIck--upgrades are never fun.
Not to make it worse, but I use Google reader for all the blogs I follow, and the text for this entry was totally different in my reader than on your site.... But I got two things, so yay?
Posted by: Caroline at September 10, 2009 6:41 PMBut your Snow Leopard is fabulous, is it not?
I'm jealous I keep hearing fantastic things but my poor 10 year old Pizmo is already upgraded as much as it can handle, I think one more might cause it to melt... :(
Posted by: Carma at September 10, 2009 7:08 PMI love technology.. when it works, and when someone else is working it...
Posted by: Patti at September 10, 2009 7:09 PMI don't understand the technology either, but I do understand mittens........and have to admit to liking them better than socks. So my big question is, will you repost the mitten blog??? I really want to read it!
Posted by: Ellen at September 10, 2009 7:17 PMHaving once worked for the Dark Side (a SW company), you will call this a bug, THEY will refer to it as a feature. Have you read any of the various recent rants about Typepad? I think it is a conspiracy by the blog SW people. I prefer conspiracies about mittens. Eagerly awaiting yours....
Posted by: Robby at September 10, 2009 7:20 PMBeing the wife of one computer geek and the mother of another, I totally understand. The menfolk have dragged me, kicking and screaming, into "upgrades" that made me want to strip off my skin and set myself (or the aforementioned menfolk) on fire. My dh and I actually had a computer consultation firm for about 11 years. (I answered the phone, scheduled service calls, and sympathetically listened to folks wail.) During this time period, I was taught the mantra of the computer professional--"It's not a flaw--it's a FEATURE!" Kinda computereez for "design element."
I hope your software company gets its act together!
Posted by: Shirley at September 10, 2009 7:21 PMWhat can I say??? Mercury is retrograde. Just forget about effectively communicating until it goes direct. The good thing is that it is probably better to give up on communication for the meantime. This would be because, with Mercury retrograde, whatever you do manage to communicate will be misunderstood, misconstrued and probably even mispronounced.
I think I will just stay in a cave until it's all over this time. Sigh.
Posted by: JennaK at September 10, 2009 7:23 PM"In any event this whole thing has totally harshed on my mellow."
Am I the only person that's never heard this one before? I am totally cracking up and so going to use it. There's the tee shirt you should have. Or a colorway. Harshed Mellow. What color would that be?
Posted by: Sandy at September 10, 2009 7:23 PMWow. That seriously sucks. Sorry you had to go through that. Yes, knitting therapy is just what the doctor ordered.
Posted by: Janice at September 10, 2009 7:31 PMI hate upgrades! Usually they don't do anything to improve the performance of the software. Instead they just make changes that are superficial and frustrate the user. I almost would rather learn a new software program that have to figure out the changes after an upgrade. I still have not upgraded to IE 8. I have enough stress in my life at this time so that can wait.
Posted by: Julie at September 10, 2009 7:49 PMWell, that's just annoying!
Good to see it's working now.
"I'm never knitting the ecto people socks." The ultimate punishment. Wouldn't it be lovely to live in a world where this was the ultimate threat?
Posted by: Linder at September 10, 2009 7:56 PMEyes COMPLETELY glazed over...
Posted by: MonkeyGurrl at September 10, 2009 8:06 PMThis is why I refer to all "upgrades" in my office with airquotes. Because an "upgrade" in our computer system has never actually 1) worked as promised or 2) worked BETTER than before. And, usually, there's a network crash associated with it.
Hope it's all squared away soon!
Posted by: kelly at September 10, 2009 8:11 PMSo...have you chosen a mitten pattern?
Posted by: maya at September 10, 2009 8:19 PMI'd like to upgrade MY arse...where do I sign up? ;)
Posted by: Aimee at September 10, 2009 8:22 PMWhile I empathize with your situation...I really do enjoy reading your ire.
Posted by: Tracey at September 10, 2009 8:27 PMUpgrade your arse.
Dear Stephanie, I love your blog madly, you are the funniest and bestest of the knitters and writers, but darling I just don't know you well enough to do that for you. Thanks anyway.
Posted by: inky at September 10, 2009 8:30 PMHate to add a wrinkle -- the blog text appears when I read it in Google reader, but it does not appear for me (just the title and comments) when I click through to the actual blog.
Posted by: Gwyn at September 10, 2009 8:34 PMUpdates? Who needs updates? We could all be cooking over wood fires and heating our houses with coal stoves.....but you are right, an update now and again is a good thing.
Posted by: Snargle's Dad at September 10, 2009 8:38 PMAmong others, this is one of the main reasons I LOVE TaeKwonDo. Bad day? Kick something. Technical problems? Kick something. Kids not listening? Kick something. You get the idea.
Posted by: Beth Vincelette at September 10, 2009 8:40 PMSorry about your mitten post but this one was really funny.
Posted by: fibercrone at September 10, 2009 8:46 PMYou poor thing. Your fans feel so deprived when we hear about your writings going into the Great Nevertobefound. Could you adopt a policy of writing in your word processing program and saving it to your hard drive first...then, and only then, copy/paste it onto the internet? Then we wouldn't lose a single word, to say nothing of the stress it might save you.
Posted by: Marie at September 10, 2009 8:49 PMSpeaking of upgrades, the new iPhone OS 3.1 doesn't play well with Microsoft Exchange Mail 2007 encrypted emails. Just a word to the wise that the magic smoke may leak out of the iPhone if you have this combo.
Posted by: freecia at September 10, 2009 8:51 PMOh. And it is the 3g that's more susceptible to the issue. 3gs is reported as a-ok.
Mercury has gone retrograde. It will stay that way until September 29, at 9:13 AM EST. Do not acquire or alter anything involving communication or electronics until it's over. My telephone fried itself today, and I wasn't even touching it.
Posted by: =Tamar at September 10, 2009 9:26 PMI have to admit -- this is funny.
I guess it's funny because I just upgraded to Snow Leopard on my MacBook and have rendered all of my wireless connections to my printer just enough fubar to drive me to drink.
In other words... I feel your pain.
Posted by: Roz at September 10, 2009 9:33 PMOh dear. I had hoped that the third time would be the charm, as it so often is.
Posted by: misstea at September 10, 2009 9:51 PMyay for figuring it out! bad bad software people should be... well, its too rude for a comment. Go eat chocolate, drink beer/coffee, get a hug then start over again :)
Posted by: Nicole at September 10, 2009 10:10 PMI have not had a single comment on my blog since 8/24. Not that I get tons of comments, but I have a few kind souls who give me comment love. But for the past 3 weeks - a big, fat ZERO.
Why??? Because my commenting software HAD AN UPGRADE. Folks have been trying to comment but COULDN'T. Got fixed today - stupid update thingy that I don't get 'cuz I'm not technical.
Bitter. Not as bad as your situation. Blog posts do not appear in 15 mins - they are labors of love and that you lost one, a good one I'm sure is heartbreaking.
No socks for them - just don't take it out on the mittens :)
P.S. Kids + school = happiness. For all of us. Great first day, Great first day of work that was really work in a long time for me.
Posted by: Kathy at September 10, 2009 10:18 PMI'm thrilled that you figured out what the issue was. It appears to me as though the problem is a software glitch. Sorry that you lost the mitten post. That must have been infuriating. I hope you're able to knit something fabulous to destress. It sounds like it has been quite an afternoon.
Posted by: Meg at September 10, 2009 10:29 PMDude, here in California upgrading your ass involves a surgeon and a short hospital visit.
Good luck!
Posted by: sil at September 10, 2009 10:43 PMWhat is with that pizza anyway? Did you ever get to eat your dinner?
I made a beaut pizza this week, complete with cornmeal as always, and it somehow laminated itself to the incredible fancy Williams Sonoma non-stick baking tray. For the first time ever I had to jackhammer the pizza off the tray.
Oh and by the way, glad your blog software is working.
Posted by: AuntyA at September 10, 2009 10:44 PMComputers are wonderful...except when they're not!
Posted by: nancyleeeric at September 10, 2009 11:07 PM'Upgrade my arse.' Would that make it Arse 2.0?
Posted by: bluddymary at September 10, 2009 11:08 PMPaper, still the best invention ever. It always works, upgrades give you a nice heavy paper that still does exactly the same thing and it doesn't contain as many crazy chemicals.
Nothing makes me want to put my fist through it as fast as a computer. Except maybe a t.v. that is doing that high pitch thing it does when men are trying to get the satellite tuned in to 100% instead of the 75% that works just as well.
Posted by: Dorothy at September 10, 2009 11:39 PMUpgrades.... Not so much. We have that going on at work, too -- with more than 100 of us annoyed by it, at least to some degree. Oh, well; in our case the software does work. Good luck!
Posted by: Lisa from w mass at September 11, 2009 12:09 AMThis was the most heartbreaking part of working in technology. Bosses who just wanted to get the software delivered. Designing it properly and testing it thoroughly to make sure it works and doesn't publicly humiliate the company--not so much a priority.
Le sigh.
Posted by: Jen Anderson at September 11, 2009 12:24 AMomg such a good policy... i upgraded my itunes and now i can't sync my iphone... booooo... i'm waiting on upgrades/updates/patches until someone else has made the mistakes and fixed them from now on :)
Posted by: Kat at September 11, 2009 12:37 AMArgh - esp if not saving drafts - double argh.
Posted by: tiah at September 11, 2009 12:47 AMBad Ecto people. I'm sure your arse doesn't need upgrading,knit on ;)
Posted by: Meredith at September 11, 2009 12:56 AMMy D(know-it-all)H says, "Proprietary software is inherently more poorly supported than open source software. And with such an excellent alternative such as Wordpress, why mess with buggy, costly, proprietary arse pains."
Translation: Try wordpress blogging software. It doesn't suck.
Love you!
Posted by: kashurst at September 11, 2009 1:42 AMThis kind of thing is why I stayed away from computers as long as I did. It is just so draining. Once my husband had a very memorable "improvement" to his computer that took over two weeks to straighten out.
Posted by: Margaret at September 11, 2009 2:13 AMI'm so sorry! You really, truly, have my condolences! This is the same argument I have with my Uber-Geek husband all the time because all the bugs and crap in software drives me to drink! It just annoys the crap out of me when you update your computer or a piece of software and it's really bugging or worse yet, totally messes up your computer. (Or blog!) The truly amazing part is how many people (mainly geeks) just go with it and accept it as "Just the way software is." UGHH! I can't imagine buying anything else that people would accept with as many problems as software. It's like buying a tank of gas that totally messes up your car or worse yet, blows the engine. It's like buying yarn that has hidden in the middle of the ball a totally different color, fiber, and weight of yarn than what was on the outside. You thought you were buying blue sport weight wool yarn and on the inside is an ounce or even 2 of variegated black and blue acrylic! Even worse than that, it's full of knots and moths where the wool and acrylic join! Can you imagine? There would be a Knitter riot! For whatever reason people just accept it as the way computers work. This is one big reason why I'm not an upgrade sort of girl. I usually use the same software until I'm forced by the computer Powers That Be to change it. Every time I'm forced to change or upgrade my software there's problems. And for the record, it can't be said that if I upgraded sooner that I wouldn't have as many problems because I've been there, done that. It doesn't seem to matter when I upgrade, something always gets trashed. I understand your frustration because the last time I updated a website, it totally trashed everything and ate all the pictures. The worst part was that this was an upgrade that I had to do! So, good luck on your mission. I hope you use all your literary prowess to write a butt kicking letter! Go get them Steph!
Posted by: Dyepotgirl at September 11, 2009 4:20 AMBut without all this I may never have added the phrase 'Holy mother of Moth' to my vocab.
Posted by: JanieB at September 11, 2009 6:08 AMI'm new to tweet, so I'm not sure if you got my reply to the mitten suggestion request. You might like the beautiful patterns from Born to Knit at Loopy Ewe. No affil, etc., I just happened to be looking at them just before your tweet. So glad your posts aren't still being gobbled up, too.
Dianne R in FL
Posted by: Dianne R in FL at September 11, 2009 6:17 AMI'm sure they'll try to tell you it isn't a bug, it's a feature... :-(
Posted by: Iris at September 11, 2009 6:58 AMI suggest you tell them you are knitting them mittens...with an upgrade.
Let the upgrade be moths.
Posted by: Needles at September 11, 2009 7:12 AMOK Steph, I haven't read the other 80 billion comments on this post yet but let me chime in and second (or 50,000th) whoever recommended you switch to WordPress. It's FREE, it has tons of features, you can save drafts and have time-released entries for when you're on vacation, and of course the all-important features like comment spam catcher and being able to ban individual IP addresses. And no wonky "you must keep this space in order for the program to work" BS.
Posted by: Sarah at September 11, 2009 7:58 AMWhat were you saying "Wow" about? Inquiring minds...
Posted by: helen at September 11, 2009 8:19 AMIt confirms why knitting is better than techno-anything. In knitting, if you want to go back a little, you tink. Or, if you're like me and realize you have completely bollocksed something important up about 55 rows previously, you frog. But it's a conscious thing. When I sigh heavily and pull out the needles and yank on the yarn, I know I'm doing it. Because I intend to do it. But to hit backspace to delete an empty line? It's like deciding to re-do your previous stitch because you've split the yarn, and then discovering that the whole darned sock has been frogged.
It's completely ridiculous. It's why I hate technology. Technology is fickle and stupid.
And some moronic program upgrade has deprived the rest of us of two posts full of wit and wisdom. Jerks.
Posted by: Jennifer at September 11, 2009 8:24 AMI'm sorry you're having this trouble with your software. I could tell you that, in a tight economy, quality control is the first group of people let go. I could tell you that good software companies don't do this to their loyal customers. But none of that is going to help you find your lovely mitten post. So give them hell. And tell that that they should have real people test their software (a discussion I'm having right now with a company who makes a software that my learning-different children will be using and that is supposedly designed for LD kids... and is being tested by a bunch of geeks, not by LD kids.)
Posted by: Mary Peed at September 11, 2009 8:25 AMI work in the graphic design business. Whenever we have an upgrade to our software we say that we have to "suffer the upgrade" because it's never smooth. We suffer. It stinks.
Posted by: Renée at September 11, 2009 8:26 AMI just love your sense of humor. I'm sorry to laugh, but the way you tell the story of your suffering. Hugs...
Posted by: Trina at September 11, 2009 8:44 AMInterestingly, my knitting needles work just fine without any upgrades.
Posted by: Karen at September 11, 2009 8:53 AM"harshed on my mellow." - love that image
Posted by: Neree at September 11, 2009 9:23 AMI wish I could upgrade my arse. That is all.
Posted by: marie in NJ at September 11, 2009 9:30 AMI read on Twitter that you were searching for the perfect mitten pattern. Was the lamented great mitten post about the perfect pattern? Do tell!
Posted by: Tara at September 11, 2009 9:39 AMHoly Space Cadets! That's a crazy lot of chaos for upgrading - here, have a cup of coffee.
And the really weird thing? WE don't see an extra space up there after the title.
Upgrade schmupgrade!
Posted by: LisaDinPA at September 11, 2009 9:56 AMAh, software. I once worked for a magazine that had just installed a new system--with a tiny little problem. Problem was that if you had a story with a file name, and you saved another copy of the story with the same file name, they would vaporize each other. Not great for editors who were constantly replacing stories with edited versions of the same story. Result of upgrades and of editing stories: No stories for magazine. Fun. I feel your pain. (Seriously, what's Ecto short for? Sounds scary.)
Posted by: Amy S. at September 11, 2009 10:05 AMI agree with what Amanda Williams said - do all your typing, editing, etc in Word (or whatever word processor you use) and do a cut & paste to your blog. That way if you inadvertly delete that space, you won't have lost the blog. And I totally agree with you, there's a bug with the Ecto software. Hopefully, they'll fix it.
Posted by: kazbels at September 11, 2009 10:53 AMI share your pain. I don't think of something as an upgrade if I have an extra thing to remember. Especially something as random as not leaving a space.Sheesh! This is not progress.
I agree with kazbels and others about not typing your original at your blog. It's bad enough that we'll never read your mitten post, we certainly don't want to lose any more news or humor from you!
Yep. I kept getting these "upgrade to Internet Explorer 8" so I finally did--slowed the machine down so much it is almost unusable--no way to contact the IE people. Also, There are probably a dozen "updates" that show up that I did not approve. Every one of these slows things down more.
Posted by: sherry in idaho at September 11, 2009 11:27 AMDear Stephanie -
I agree with you! We've had the same problems. The Internet is a beautiful thing - look how it brings people together. But it's what the computer industry does with it that really sucks!
Posted by: Chloe at September 11, 2009 11:28 AMUpgrades from that big company included something that recoginzed my modem as a threat and deleted the thing that makes it work. Only way to fix it was to connect to the internet!
Posted by: tina at September 11, 2009 11:29 AMMy e-mail signature used to say "Our software doesn't have bugs, it has unexpected features". I truly recommend typing up your posting in your favorite word processing program, save it and then post it to your blog. That way if the posting goes to the cyber-knitting black hole in the virtual world, you can retrieve the posting to try once more. Plus you get the benefit of spell check.
Posted by: Donna at September 11, 2009 11:35 AMTo quote Harry S Truman "Give'em hell" Stephanie. And please, oh please, can we read about and see the lovely mittens please.
Posted by: judy at September 11, 2009 11:37 AMAs someone in the software industry, that just makes me mad. It's just not right to ship it out there like that and say that's the way it's supposed to be. I've been in this industry for a decade now, and usability and quality is getting worse, not better. I wish I knew the answer.
Posted by: Kim at September 11, 2009 11:54 AMIf Ecto doesn't shape up after this, try Mars Edit. (Also for Mac, works similarly, and the company is Red Sweater Software - how much better could it get?
Really. I work in software design - the idea of "good enough" has taken over. Bah.
Posted by: melissa at September 11, 2009 12:02 PMHope you're having a productive day of relaxing knitting after all the upgrade frustration yesterday. 3 1/2 more hrs and I will be on my way to wonderful knit night to hopefully meet the newest little one of our Friday knitting group. I think she's 6 weeks old (or so)... Nova and knitting a shawl...that'll make my day.
Posted by: Mary Ellen at September 11, 2009 12:25 PMWhen you complain, be sure to mention the anguish of all your readers who are left to wonder: Wow? What Wow?
You go get em.
and now I won't even mention my computer with its "quick fill" didn't display my name even though I clicked on it.
Posted by: Linda at September 11, 2009 1:14 PMGlad you're back in full form! I must admit that I burst out laughing when I saw the sequential headlines and their content. Being a bit of a techno-slowpoke, it took me a little while to figure out I could also follow your 'progress' on the twitter section of the blog.
Posted by: Carrie in very northen new york state at September 11, 2009 1:44 PMGah is right. I think I would have spoken in language unbecoming to a sailor!
Posted by: Seanna Lea at September 11, 2009 3:32 PM so many upgrades its like going to sleep
and wakeing up to a newly decorated
kitchen
that you do not want or need
surprise looky at what i did
this is a new computer can you tell
we are not the best of friends
as of now -they just are bored tis all
To "Sandy at 7:23" on What color is Harshed Mellow?
That's the color of the batt that Stephanie was spinning on Tuesday . . .
Sorry for the duplicate entry. Couldn't figure out how to get from Preview to Post so thought I had lost the message - but I DID copy and paste before hitting the Back button!
Posted by: CurliSu at September 11, 2009 8:34 PMSorry the upgrade was an arse biter.
Argh!
I've learned to type most of my wee blog postings in another software, lately OpenOffice Writer, and then do copy-and-paste so my crazy computer doesn't think I'm deleting or reloading the page instead of saving what's on the blog screen.
Well, the pictures I add later, if I remember to.
Hope sending a big virtual hug helps you feel better.
an astrologist friend of mine would recommend never upgrading computer anything during a Mercury Retrograde phase.......
gaaack..
I would totally be pulling out my hair by now.
glad that you are appearing still sane during this insanity.
Excellent post.
Posted by: unstranger at September 12, 2009 7:11 AMA reminder that all is emptyness?
Posted by: Pat at September 12, 2009 3:55 PMI'm sorry, Steph, that you're having fits with your software. It does, however, make me feel less lonely. I'm just enough older than you (as in old enough to be your mother) to have come to the internet, and computers in general, as a second language. I have my share of wrestling matches with upgrades and downgrades and simply dealing with what's in front of me. "Workaround" has become one of my favorite words.
It's a good thing knitters are persevering or else no one would ever hear from us. Hang in there. Mercury is in retrograde. All sorts of things have gone wonky as a result.
Posted by: Cheryl Brunette at September 12, 2009 5:32 PMDarling, I feel you... I just got notice back from an editor that "This story would have been better if you finished it!" Only to figure out that I DID finish it--but because of the 'upgrade' I sent her the wrong version! Upgrade my arse too... (Ah, if only upgrading my arse were as easy as pushing 'install'...)
Posted by: shanny mac at September 13, 2009 4:07 PMHey Stephanie
I just read on your tweet that you are coming to Sacramento.
I live in a beautiful Gothic revival Victorian a few miles out side Sac. (not bragging....just enticing). Dump a bucket of black paint on it and the Addams family could move right in.
Want to come and spend the night ? I have spinning wheels. I have sock yarn. I have coffee, beer and chocolate.
Just saying.
Posted by: ania at September 14, 2009 8:48 PM