I'm changing planes in the Denver airport, headed for Sacramento, and I have bad news. Frankenmitten didn't make it. Things looked okay for a while, but just now, sitting on the floor in Denver, I had to finally let go and understand that although we'd fought a brave fight, she just couldn't go on. 
Difficulties began for Frankenmitten when I screwed up one cross in the braid and thought I could live with it, and were compounded by complications with gauge and stranding, and the fact that I made her cuff way to big. 
Things continued to go wrong when I put the thumb too low, and the final blow was dealt when I saw that the whole thing was going to be too long, and that she sadly had a defective row that couldn't be managed - even surgically.
Sadly, she has been removed from needle support, but will be missed - and possibly replaced.
she fought a brave fight! at least you tried!
Posted by: anna jane at September 18, 2009 12:53 PMWonder if there is a mitten heaven...
Posted by: Laura at September 18, 2009 12:53 PMoofda!
Posted by: michael at September 18, 2009 12:53 PMHi oh wandering knitter. Thought I would delurk to be able to send you a first comment post! Do so love you and your blog!
Posted by: Loretta at September 18, 2009 12:53 PMI'm sorry to hear of the loss of Frankenmitten, and in an airport of all forsaken places. I hope the second attempt goes better for ya!
Posted by: carrie at September 18, 2009 12:54 PMOh, sad day. It was looking so gorgeous, too!
Hopefully it'll be replaced. The yarn is far too pretty to go back in the stash.
Posted by: Katie at September 18, 2009 12:55 PMHow about this one:
http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/winters-eve-mitten
Just saw it pop up on Ravelry today
The Design process is painful & includes many slashes, rips, amputations & deletions. It's the only way you'll ever get what you want. They will be gorgeous when you get it right!!
Posted by: Sharon in Surrey at September 18, 2009 12:59 PMRIP, Frankenmitten... (haha I get my own joke!)
Posted by: Heather at September 18, 2009 1:05 PMAaaaw... Frankenmitten- NOOOOO!!! *wipes tear from eye*
Don't ya' just hate it when things don't turn out the way you want them to?
Posted by: Selfadmittedgeek at September 18, 2009 1:06 PMIt was just a swatch!
Posted by: Barbara at September 18, 2009 1:07 PMGood thing you have the sense to take care of it before the villagers arrived with torches! Now I want to watch "Young Frankenstein"!
It was a lovely first go. I can't wait to see what it looks like in finals.
Posted by: liz at September 18, 2009 1:10 PMBut...What are you going to knit on the plane?>!?!? (the horrors!)
Posted by: Alexis at September 18, 2009 1:11 PMIs there anything more frustrating? It's lovely anyway, and hopefully another mitten will replace her.
I'll be at the Denver airport on Monday... heading out to Paris! :) I'll think of you and your frankenmitten while I'm there.
Posted by: Marie-Jolie at September 18, 2009 1:13 PMOh the bittersweet emotion of grief/relief!! You hung in there for a good long time, but you should know yourself better by now. You would have been forever explaining, when people admired your mittens, that there actually was a teeny-tiny error in the braid. Going on after that mistake was ignoring your own inner knitter. Nevertheless, I mourn the death of franken mitten #1. Is there going to be a second attempt at the same pattern? I hope you took a second project with you on this trip. Cheers and red wine, Hazel.
Posted by: Hazel Smith at September 18, 2009 1:16 PMI recommend more caffeine and another try. You can rebuild her; you can make her better, stronger faster- the Bionic Frankenmitten!
Posted by: hollyk at September 18, 2009 1:18 PMironic since, didnt dr. frankenstein travel across the tundra to kill the monster he had made?
t'was meant to be
May she rewind in peace. cd
Posted by: cecilia at September 18, 2009 1:32 PMIt's such a pretty pattern though, I do hope she's replaced!
Posted by: Becky in VT at September 18, 2009 1:32 PMGoodbye dear Frankenmitten. You will be sadly missed!
Posted by: Emma at September 18, 2009 1:33 PMCondolences - she has such a beautiful spirit!
Posted by: KarenFL at September 18, 2009 1:38 PMMay she Rest in Peace. She was a trooper to the end.
Posted by: Sheri at September 18, 2009 1:44 PMBummer
Posted by: viki at September 18, 2009 1:45 PMyou stephanie- you so NEED to come to this-when does your class end on sat.? you not too far from nevada city-promise lots of laughs- i know it's a champagne reception-but if you come i'll bring beer!!!! see info below!
Please join us for a gala reception for our group of local
spinners and knitters.
Mark your calendar...
When: Saturday, September 19th
Time: 3:30 - 6:00 PM
Where: MeadowFarm Yarn Studio
103 Argall Way, Nevada City
(around the block and down the street from SPD Market)
The new Spin-Off magazine has a wonderful article by spinners/kintters Lindsey Cleveland, Sue Flynn, Dee Jones, Sara Lamb and Eileen Lee, who will be here to sign your copy. The shawls will be on display (as well as the designers/authors!).
In case you do not receive Spin-Off by subscription, you may pick one up at MeadowFarm anytime, now or at the reception!
Hope to see you there!
sorry that should read "yo stephanie"
Posted by: woolydaisy at September 18, 2009 1:47 PMThat is highly unfortunate, because that is one good looking mitten!
Posted by: Carmen at September 18, 2009 1:50 PMIt almost doesn't matter what it is--when it's written about like THAT, it seems too tragic. Another life cut short.
Posted by: Sarah at September 18, 2009 1:50 PMVery few experiments work on the first try - even Dr. Frankenstein needed to repeat his creation several times before he succeeded. Can't wait to see your next attempt - I'm sure it will be everything you want since you've worked through all the kinks on this one.
Posted by: Kimber at September 18, 2009 1:51 PMI wonder what I would do if I was wondering through the Denver airport, as happens now and then, and I saw you and your mitten(or sock, or whatever...)on the floor?
I think I would leap and shout.
Posted by: Becky at September 18, 2009 1:51 PMThank goodness you are human. Here, I thought I was the only one that sometimes forgets to stop and inspect. I'm sure that was your intent here to let your readers take a big breath of relief knowing no one is perfect not even our favorite, funny and quite spectacular ,Yarn Harlot. The next one will be twice as amazing and you will love it and so will whoever gets it.
Posted by: Linda in oregon at September 18, 2009 1:52 PMI'm looking forward to the sequel, Daughter of Frankenmitten :-)
Posted by: Tracy at September 18, 2009 1:52 PM"Needle support"
ROTFL!
See you in class tomorrow afternoon!
I'm ready to GROK my socks.
I really am.
(Sorry about Frank.)
Posted by: Deborah at September 18, 2009 1:53 PMThat is gorgeous!! I would say to not give up. It is possible that you need to ignore it for a week, then start fresh with a new one (you were going to make 2 anyway, so an extra one is not that much more). Don't think about it for a while.
By the way, I think that you will really like Sacramento. I live about 50 miles away (and am totally jealous that I was not able to sign up for your seminars since they were sold ou). People in Sacramento are very nice, and are really looking forward to you being there. I am sure you will make at least 100 new friends! Have fun!
Posted by: marilyhn at September 18, 2009 1:57 PMRIP Frankie baby.
Posted by: Emily at September 18, 2009 1:58 PMPhew...for a second there, I thought you'd *lost* Frankenmitten. It's a bummer having to frog something you were so anxious to start, but I have no doubt that since you still have all the yarn, Frankenmitten will rise again!
Posted by: Wendolene at September 18, 2009 2:04 PMWhat a beautiful mitten! I wish I were a good enough knitter to make your mistakes!
Posted by: Karen at September 18, 2009 2:05 PMYou're going to be in my town, and I can't go see you. Curses. Please don't judge us by Terminal B, if you fly into it, it's a 70's disaster.
Posted by: WendyP at September 18, 2009 2:06 PMYou can rebuild her. She'll be a bionic mitten!
Posted by: Riin at September 18, 2009 2:09 PMthis might be cosmic karma for saying that Denver kills people. Or just ya'know, Denver culling out the weak mittens. It's hard to tell.
Posted by: KnittyKnome at September 18, 2009 2:10 PMYou've inspired me (again). I have a glove that needs to be removed from needle support too. I'm pulling the plug today.
Posted by: Sheila at September 18, 2009 2:11 PMOh my. Such a beautiful work in progress, despite the "issues." To a modest intermediate such as I, it seems a crime to rip such a work of art all out!
Posted by: Michelle at September 18, 2009 2:11 PMI love how far you'll let yourself go before admitting there might be a problem.
Posted by: Rachel H at September 18, 2009 2:15 PMAt least it wasn't chased out of town by a mob of angry villagers with torches and shovels and rakes. Sounds like it a much more peaceful death.
Posted by: LauraSue at September 18, 2009 2:15 PMSo sad to see the death of an icon. It's also good to know that I'm not alone in my struggle to achieve knitting perfection.
Posted by: robin hunter at September 18, 2009 2:16 PMNow that's a damn shame.
Posted by: tiah at September 18, 2009 2:20 PMI'm picturing the thumb gusset closed up, the cuff end sewn together, some ribbing added at the end, and you've got a toe cover for someone with a cast on a broken foot, absolutely gorgeous and the blipped side could be worn down (as if any non-knitter would notice, and if they did, they would exclaim that oh wow, it's handknit!)
Posted by: AlisonH at September 18, 2009 2:20 PMTaking a line from the RCMP........as a Canadian you will always get your mitten. (Just not right now.)
Posted by: Colleen at September 18, 2009 2:21 PMThat's so sad! But surely one try isn't all you're going to give this lovely mitten... Try it one more time, for us.
My thoughts are with you and your now mittenless needles.
Posted by: amy at September 18, 2009 2:22 PMAh well, Frankenstien's monster wasn't meant to live either.
Posted by: Paolina at September 18, 2009 2:23 PM"Good thing you like knitting." I'm trying to think of who said that to me when I had to rip out a fatal button band - do you remember?
Posted by: Andrea at September 18, 2009 2:24 PMDenver, the mile high city, seems to be one of those places for you where the light shines bright and clear with mental acuity, even though the breathable air is thin!
Posted by: Nancy at September 18, 2009 2:25 PMat first i thought that the security personnel had confiscated frankenmitten - the horror!
Posted by: Jeanette at September 18, 2009 2:28 PMMay you feel the loving support of those you hold dear in your time of grief.
Posted by: cursingmama at September 18, 2009 2:32 PMBut it was a valiant effort. Did you try teeny paddles to revive her? ("Clear!!") At the very least, she seems to have been a yarn donor. In the wake of her passing, other (mittens) will live.
Posted by: Violet at September 18, 2009 2:38 PMHave you taken a look at the Cat Mittens? I think they fill all your requirements, plus they're a lot of fun. http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/cat-mittens
how do you get over ripping all that work out! Arrrgh!
Posted by: Tish at September 18, 2009 2:50 PMBetter to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all...
Posted by: BethC at September 18, 2009 2:53 PMcath @ 12:59. wow. that is one pretty mitten.
Posted by: marie in NJ at September 18, 2009 2:54 PMRIP Frankinmitten
Posted by: Melissa at September 18, 2009 2:54 PMDon't take this the wrong way but it makes me feel so much better when you make the same mistakes that I do. I also know when I've made a mistake that I can never live with but then I carry on knitting anyway.
Posted by: Caroline M at September 18, 2009 2:55 PMFrakenmitten is living up to her name as what you've knit would probably look awesome on a zombie or other undead creature. I believe that when you are undead, your anatomy goes through strange contortions, and hey, they must have terribly cold hands what with having no blood circulation.
BTW - I'm re-reading your archives. Yep, my second time through and still just as fun. I find myself anticipating the hilarity and certain knits such as the mango slut-tank, the cherry aran and best of all Laurie's Rainbow socks (should have a trademark).
Posted by: LaurieM at September 18, 2009 3:07 PMOk, Let's look at this from the viewpoint of the Knitting Goddess. It's a mitten. It's summer. Again, it's a mitten, not a sock. Only socks travel to airports to be photographed (or kinneared, if you will). If you, Miss YH, choose, against the will of the KG, to take a MITTEN to the airport, I, the KG will arrange for the mitten to beg to be let out of its misery (or to fall off it's swords). NEVER cross the rules of the Knitting Goddess.
But have a good trip and let's see some socks!!!!
Posted by: Friday's Mom at September 18, 2009 3:10 PMHow sad! It's so pretty!
Posted by: Jennifer at September 18, 2009 3:10 PMSorry about the double post - as if the wrath of the KG weren't enough.
Posted by: Friday's Mom at September 18, 2009 3:17 PMMy condolences.
My husband always asks: "and you enjoy this why?" every time he witnesses the ribbiting/swearing ritual. Only a knitter understands both the pain of and the need for these decisions.
"Removed from needle support". I will need to remember that one.
Posted by: Nan in CT/USA at September 18, 2009 3:31 PMSo sad when that happens...taken off needle support was a good way of putting it.
Posted by: Aline at September 18, 2009 3:35 PMShe was pretty while she lasted.
Posted by: Annette at September 18, 2009 3:43 PMFrankenmitten, RIP.
Posted by: Lety at September 18, 2009 3:49 PMThis is so sad. She looks abandoned! I guess we have to know when to let go...
Posted by: Carrie at September 18, 2009 3:52 PMTime to dig up another body! C'mon Rachel H, bring your wellies.
Posted by: Duffy at September 18, 2009 3:57 PMmy sympathies for your loss.
Posted by: Julie at September 18, 2009 3:58 PMMay she rest in peace.
Posted by: tree at September 18, 2009 4:07 PMThe road to wisdom?
Well, it’s plain, and simple to express.
Err, and err, and err again,
But less and less and less.
- Piet Hein
Seems like a normal design process to me... when we're used to looking at finished products (including patterns), it's easy to underestimate what went into them. Thanks for bringing us along on the journey!
Posted by: Carolyn in NH at September 18, 2009 4:10 PMNeedle Support - snort! snerk!
Posted by: Rowan at September 18, 2009 4:10 PMStephanie, you are too funny!
Will there be a Wife of Frankenmitten?
Posted by: Renee at September 18, 2009 4:11 PMI'm sad to see her go, but so GLAD that you make knitting mistakes too! I have yet to produce a mistake-free anything. This gives me hope to keep knitting!
Posted by: Lisa at September 18, 2009 4:13 PMOh, how distressing. I'm about halfway through my very first colorwork project (also mittens) and trying to ignore the fact that they are definitely too small. If worse comes to worse I guess I'll bring them to a homeless shelter for some lucky little girl.
Posted by: Jackie at September 18, 2009 4:14 PMThe snowflake on the body of the mitten is lovely, though. But yes, too many problems to not rip.
Posted by: Andrea (noricum) at September 18, 2009 4:19 PMThose mistakes would have really bugged me too. Good decision. (I love that "needle support" line as well - move those needles to the next project!)
Posted by: Katherine Everett at September 18, 2009 4:29 PMFrankenmitten, you will be missed, but I am hoping there will be a Frankenmitten.1 to replace it.
I hate to say it things going wrong in your knitting make me a better knitter...is that wrong?
May her life live on through others.
Posted by: Shannah at September 18, 2009 4:45 PMDon't worry. It's Mercury Retrograde. It was bound to happen. You'll start again.
Posted by: Pat at September 18, 2009 4:46 PMOh well. These things do happen. But you do have something else to knit on right? That would be the real tragedy here!
Posted by: Jeanne at September 18, 2009 4:48 PMShe was beautiful while she lasted.
Posted by: sue at September 18, 2009 4:52 PMa project like that is way out of my league. and if I managed to get that far, to hell with the "errors". I'd finish it (or burn it) rather than frog it back and start over. what a painful decision for you to make.
Posted by: Jen at September 18, 2009 4:54 PMRIP, Frankenmitten. We hardly knew ye.
Posted by: Kimberlyn at September 18, 2009 5:03 PMAwwww, nuts! As fast as you are I figured they'd be done by now, instead of off needle-support! I'm so sorry! I hate it when a project doesn't turn out well for me; I hope you can start these pretties over with all pattern problems ironed out.
Posted by: Connie at September 18, 2009 5:19 PMWhen I started reading, I was afraid she was confiscated by security or lost as she went through the X-ray machine. I'm actually relieved it was just a design issue.
I'm sure the next version will benefit from her brief time on the needles.
Posted by: ToniC at September 18, 2009 5:19 PMmay she rest in peace... until her date of reincarnation!
Posted by: christine m. east of toronto at September 18, 2009 5:30 PMFrankenmitten is dead! Long live Frankenmitten! She was too young and too beautiful to die, but she was never made to comb grey hair.
Posted by: Lynda Sorenson at September 18, 2009 5:32 PMMy condolences... :-(
Posted by: Gail at September 18, 2009 5:35 PMDespite all her design flaws, she looked like a work of art.
Posted by: wool free and lovin' knit at September 18, 2009 5:37 PMYou have learned much from the lovely Frankenmitten (she was lovely in spite of her flaws) and that fact gives her short life a purpose and will make the next mitten even more beautiful. Sometimes in life we don't get a second chance to make things right, but in knitting we always do. She will be missed, though, especially her beautiful snowflake.
Posted by: marjorie at September 18, 2009 5:38 PMI'm sorry to hear about your mitten's passing. But you're heading to Sacramento where it's generally a large oven, so it would be kinda funny to be making a mitten.
Posted by: Convivialiddell at September 18, 2009 5:45 PMooouch. I would not frog a mitten for anything but structural flaws. Messed up designs? Who will see it in a snowstorm? But of the cuff is wrong or the thumb is misplaced, well, I do have some standards! Mittens must work!
Posted by: Evelyn at September 18, 2009 5:45 PMRIP Frankenmitten.
Posted by: Tish at September 18, 2009 5:47 PMStephanie, sorry for your frog pond adventure. Has anyone suggested "Labrador Snowflake Mittens" from Robin Hansen's Flying Geese and Patridge Feet? I made them years ago and a woman begged me to sell them to her, so I did...they fit well and required a gauge of 7 sts = 1 inch, though I used worsted for them, if you can believe that. The pattern is not on ravelry, or I'd post a link.
Posted by: Marie at September 18, 2009 5:53 PMI might have to disagree with you about the cuff. I usually make mine twice the length the pattern specifies. There's nothing worse than your wrist hanging out between coat and mitten.
Hopefully they won't lose your luggage in Denver. They were notorious for it when they first opened. Pretty airport isn't it?
Posted by: KiminAK at September 18, 2009 5:53 PMIt's a shame to let excellent knitting go to waste.
I think it would make a terrific Christmas/winter decoration hung from a mantle or a very fanciful gift bag....could you fit a bottle of wine in it?....or maybe a can of beer?
p.s. One more from the same book: Shining Star Mitts might be worth a peek.
Posted by: Marie at September 18, 2009 5:55 PMWhat is standing in the way of my expressing my compassion is my complete shock & awe that you got so much done since you decided to do this pattern. Whereas, I have struggled all day to get a pitiful 7cm done on the cuff of my Norwegian Snail Mittens, whose 'welts' were kicking my butt.
What I'd really like is a column from you on how you've cajoled the laws of physics into your favor.
Posted by: Laura in Taos at September 18, 2009 6:01 PMI sense a Bride of Frankenmitten on the horizon..
Posted by: Faille at September 18, 2009 6:01 PMI'm working on Frankensock, Frankenmitten's ugly cousin. So far (rip-out #5) every "creative" thing I've done has made it look like a K-Mart tube sock. Just pulled out the needles and cut off the now-raggedy yarn so I can start over with something worthwhile. I feel your pain. Really. I do. Dammit.
Posted by: Julie at September 18, 2009 6:27 PMWhen you land in Sacramento you will be 20 minutes from my house. How I wish we could do beer and pizza. Oh well, I'll be groking (grokking) with you Saturday morning.
Posted by: kerrylinnet at September 18, 2009 6:33 PMAwww, but it looked so beautiful!
Posted by: Joey B. at September 18, 2009 6:41 PMBoy, it's a really good thing that you have those little red arrows. I read the post first before looking at the pictures carefully and even with the description and the arrows, the only error I could see was the "defective" row. You have amazing standards. Which is a good thing. But I think I'm glad I don't sit next to you at Knit Nite. (Although I don't think you would ever point out someone else's mistake. You would just lead by example.)
Posted by: Sarah T at September 18, 2009 6:49 PMYou know, as much as I am saddened that the Frankenmitten will not live to fulfill its purpose in life, I am entirely relieved that a person as fantastic a knitter as yourself can, at rare times (I'm sure), make mistakes. I am saddened for your loss but know that the mitten that will be YOUR pefect mitten will someday BE.
Posted by: Tonja at September 18, 2009 6:51 PMPossibly the doomed-ness began when you called her Frankemitten in the first place?
Despite these construction problems, I think it is a beautiful mitten and you should try it again.
No Bride of Frankenmitten either.
Maybe Snow Queen...
RIP Frankenmitten. You were loved and you shall be missed....but you had a purpose and the next version shall be fully awesome.
Posted by: Katharine at September 18, 2009 7:12 PMWill Frankenmitten get sent to a farm to live?
Posted by: Heidi at September 18, 2009 7:12 PMAt least you have some pictures.
Posted by: Beth at September 18, 2009 7:13 PMCan Frankenmitten truly die, or can she be "rebuilt". Perhaps add a few more attractive parts to make her more appealing, a stitch here, a stitch there? ;)
good luck
Posted by: Arlene at September 18, 2009 7:15 PMI'm so sorry...I know how hard it is to decide when to pull needle support. (((Stephanie)))
Posted by: mk at September 18, 2009 7:43 PMToday Sun (creation) and Saturn (death) are connected in Virgo (the sign of perfection). The moon (nurturing) is dark so this had to be the end of the flawed, but lovely, creation. Franken mitten is ready to be reborn once the moon begins to grow and Sun escapes Saturn, Sunday is a good day to restart. With love of your blog and your craft. AUM.
Posted by: knitstrology at September 18, 2009 7:55 PMI was caught by surprise today....I saw the Denver International carpet and was like "hey where else in the world is that carpet?" Upon further reading I find you are on my local carpet losing a patient. Take care and fly safe.
Hope you enjoyed your short stay in Colorado.
When things go wrong in the airport....
I hope you had a backup project!
Frankenmitten
2009-2009
R.I.P.
(but still hoping for a resurrection. It's beautiful, Stephanie!)
Posted by: KateinIowa at September 18, 2009 8:25 PMI gotta tell ya, when you rip out intricate work like that I get a little sick to my stomach.
You're a better woman than I.
Vaya con Dios, Frankenmitten.
Posted by: New England Girl at September 18, 2009 8:35 PMGood call. Looked like crap.
Whilst you were ripping, I got to spend the whole day yarn crawling with Rams. Neener neener!
Posted by: Presbytera at September 18, 2009 8:57 PM(And also? Just yesterday Rams called me Miss Snarky McSnarkypants. Saves you the trouble.)
Posted by: Presbytera at September 18, 2009 9:00 PMWhat! you are coming to my town, Sacramento, where will you be? Is this a working visit or for fun? I agree went Presbytera good call on the mit.
Posted by: Linda at September 18, 2009 9:04 PMDo it again, with the mistakes fixed. That's going to be gorgeous-- you can see the potential!
Posted by: Marina Stern at September 18, 2009 9:23 PMSigh. poor Frankenmitten.
But the snowflake design is gorgeous. Surely that can be salvaged for use somewhere else.
Posted by: Susan S at September 18, 2009 9:43 PMSometimes things continue without too much fuss.But other times once you make a knitting boo-boo,
Things keep going wrong.
Thank God for your honesty about your trips to the frog pond. It is so encouraging to those of us who take regular trips there.
Posted by: Marilyn at September 18, 2009 10:26 PMWhat else can be said...such wit & sympathy...I would have needed a knitting break. Perhaps it's time to have a finishing stint. Who knows what today is?! Three months until Christmas!! Maybe start the Lene schedule upon your return home? Fight for a peace filled yule.
Posted by: Leta at September 18, 2009 10:44 PMThat was One. Beautiful. Mitten.
And the best way to celebrate the being-and-passing of something incredible is to begin again in its memory!
Posted by: alfalfacats at September 18, 2009 10:47 PMSo sad! She was looking so lovely, too! I'm learning the art of circular needles at the moment, and start number 4 is looking like it may actually amount to something(!?!). It's helpful for us novices to know that even 'proper' knitters have these issues sometimes, even if it's in a completely different knitting universe ;-)
Posted by: Anna at September 18, 2009 10:48 PM"I love how far you'll let yourself go before admitting there might be a problem.
Posted by: Rachel H at September 18, 2009 2:15 PM"
Yes, and that, too... I SO much understand that!!
Posted by: alfalfacats at September 18, 2009 10:58 PMSo sorry to hear about your loss. I'll bring a casserole.
Posted by: inky at September 18, 2009 11:30 PMI am so inspired by your blog. I am somewhat right-left dyslexic and learning to purl and am having the most dreadful and amusing struggles. People walk by, lean over, and exclaim "Oh, she's trying to purl!" in the way we comment on my 15 month old nephew when he tries to kick the ball and goes sprawling. Much like a toddler I often burst into tears of rage, then I rip back the swatch and start over. Today I read the blog of a knitting goddess and find that she just frogged soemthing.
Okay, so that's like comparing singing your ABCs to soloing in Phantom of the Opera. I feel better anyway.
It's a lovely mitten and your next try will be spot on. Wish I could buy you some good vino and watch you purl for a bit!
Posted by: Rain23 at September 18, 2009 11:38 PMI feel your pain, I am on the third time knitting a sock that clearly does not want to be knitted. No stitch pattern, by the way, just plain stockinette. On this third try, I have had to tink the heel flap back 3 times. The heel flap. It is a battle of wills now. Anyway, knowing that the woman who wrote the book on knitting and also invented Kinnearing has mitten woes makes me feel a little bit less like setting this stupid sock on fire and walking away. So thanks! We will prevail!!
Posted by: Karla at September 19, 2009 12:16 AMhow very sad.....shall I wear black on Sunday? It's not my best color, but to honor your loss, it could be done.
I do agree, thought - it's a swatch!
Posted by: Betsy at September 19, 2009 12:20 AMOh dear. It seems that all of my knitting has ended up this way lately. I feel your pain.
Posted by: TrishD in Maryland at September 19, 2009 12:55 AMGone so young. My condolences to the Frankenmitten family..... but there is reincarnation, right?
BTW-just read your tweet about Sacramento-yeah, it's wicked HOT and dry-that's where my daughter moved to (and for the life of me I can't figure out why a girl from a small town in NH could live where it never snows, they don't have brilliant fall foliage, and all the trees look like they are dying). But I do wish I was there visiting-so I could catch your visit. :-)
Oh well. The actual snowflake motif in the main body is amazing though! I hope you redo this with that in the next one.
Posted by: Trista at September 19, 2009 1:43 AMWait, wait, wait! Why are you in Sac??? I live there! Where will you be? Why? And can we have lunch?
Oh, and sorry about your mitten. She would never have been happy had you continued.
Posted by: kashurst at September 19, 2009 1:54 AMbut oh she had a lovely snowflake.
and so son of frankenmitten is something to be hoped for by all your mitten recipients :-)
I will have you know that Sacramento is lovely. If you come east up highway 50 about an hour from Sac you will reach the lovely area called Apple Hill. Way back in the Gold Rush many people settled in this mountain area and planted apple orchards. Some are still owned by those same families. This time of year there is live music, vendors, even wine tasting. You can have a picnic lunch in the middle of a cool apple orchard under a sunny blue sky. You're not quite in time for the greening-up of the foothills; that happens later in October. But the fading native Buck-eye trees have the most beautiful flaming foliage. Oh, and it does snow.
Posted by: kashurst at September 19, 2009 2:01 AMStunningly beautiful first draft. I am sure that the ripped-and-resurrected Frankenmitten is going to be a thing (or a pair of things, hopefully) of outstanding beauty!
Posted by: Sheridan Femia at September 19, 2009 3:45 AMNumber one reason for me to learn how to knit mittens from tip of fingers, then you can try on as you go, tweak, and keep knitting. The colors are beautiful for this pattern, reminds me of freshly fallen snow.
Posted by: Kelli at September 19, 2009 7:02 AMSometimes knits just have to learn when to leave!
Amazing the clarity of perspective that occur in airports. Look forward to seeing more of Stephs mitts.
When knitting problems accumulate, it is best to cut your losses, call it a learning experience, and move on. Have fun in Sacramento!
Posted by: Juliet in Grand Rapids at September 19, 2009 8:46 AMI second the earlier suggestion of taking a look at Janel's new Winter's Eve mitten here: http://www.beebonnet.com/. Pretty picot edge, no ribbing, snowflakes, pointy, blue and white. Either than, or Frankie Jr., which I'm sure will also turn out lovely (eventually!)
Posted by: Carol at September 19, 2009 8:48 AMRIBBBBBBBBBBBBIT....ribbbbbbbbbbbit....
RIP Frank! May your successor be by design and not a pain in the behind!
I'm sorry, but I do feel so much better when one of the knitting gurus has to frog something. It makes me feel a bit less dunce-like. ;-)
Posted by: Diane at September 19, 2009 8:58 AMOh Frankenmitten, we hardly knew ye.
Posted by: Chris at September 19, 2009 9:26 AMIsn't it amazing how as knitters we see every single error and at first try to tell ourselves, it's OK, no one else will see it, when really we feel like there are large red arrows pointing to the errors for everyone else to see? It makes me feel good to know that most knitters are just as obsessive-compulsive as me. So sorry about the mitten. I am sure you already have a grander plan for the next one!
Posted by: Dawn at September 19, 2009 10:17 AMHonestly I knew there was a mistake in the braid, but since you did it for both of them I thought oh what the heck! I did the same thing on a mitten . . .
sometimes the best thing to do is rippppppppppppppp
Do start up again as they are going to be wonderful!
Posted by: knitski at September 19, 2009 11:01 AMSometimes love just isn't enough.
Posted by: em at September 19, 2009 11:15 AMI think I have a partner for that mitten, now to just find the right pair of strange hands for them both....
Posted by: cedar at September 19, 2009 11:16 AMThey do say that those who die violently are more likely to reincarnate quickly...
Posted by: susan at September 19, 2009 11:48 AMAwww... I'm not sure which hurts worse... seeing such a promising project not working out, or the fact that you're going to be in Sacramento, and I couldn't afford the classes!!!!
Posted by: shanny mac at September 19, 2009 12:03 PMSorry about Frankenmitten-- pretty in her own way though. safe travels
Posted by: Alane at September 19, 2009 12:21 PMSometimes they just weren't meant to survive. But I'm sure there will be the appropriate yarn harvesting and transplants.
Posted by: Shell at September 19, 2009 12:22 PMShe was lovely.
Posted by: Jane George at September 19, 2009 12:24 PMwell, she was brave while it lasted!
Posted by: kelly at September 19, 2009 1:50 PMI hope it wasn't just the lack of oxygen in Denver that made you give, that maybe would have looked better at a lower elevation! She was beautiful.
Posted by: Tina at September 19, 2009 2:22 PMI really really love the way the thumb started though. I would have been beautiful. Good thing you have more time before the snow comes.
Posted by: samantha at September 19, 2009 2:34 PMNot only talking on my own behalf I would estimate that 83,7% of all Norwegian mittens have these kind of "problems". Ibsen (yes, the famous Norwegian play writer) once said: The perfect is boring, and 83,7% of all Selbu mittens live by that slogan.
Too bad you have fallen into the Just the Perfect is Good Enough-trap. Bye, bye, Frankenmitten, you would have made all the difference.
Aw thats too bad! I hate ripping out, though as I knit more and more I'm finding that it is one of the hardest skills to cultivate. The pattern and color selection are lovely! Please tell me you will finish the pattern after all?
PS I think I just found my next project!
Posted by: Kristina at September 19, 2009 3:47 PMSorry you had to rip out that mitten. My mom couldn't rip out a way too big poncho, with mistakes I don't make anymore. So, I waited until she left the room and ripped out 33,000 stitches. It just had to be done. I am sure the new mitten you knit will be much better than the first draft, Ms. McPhee. (PS- My mom isn't mad anymore. She started the new poncho-by using math!)
Posted by: Nicholas at September 19, 2009 4:27 PMCouldn't you, say, keep going...bind off, turn it upside down... add a strap... finish the thumb and call it a pouch ..... then voila! You have a nordic interpretation of those Incan bags with all the little side pouches for coins and such. And, of course, this would have been the plan all along. You were just trying to see if you could fool us into thinking it was meant to be a mitten.
Posted by: Carrie at September 19, 2009 4:34 PMFrankenmitten was a girl?
Posted by: TimWarp at September 19, 2009 6:21 PMBummer! I like using either 2 circs. or magic loop for colorwork on mittens. For some reason, I can maintain tension better. Frankenmitten will rise again, I'm sure.
Pity you aren't around...you could have come to our fiber fest this weekend and had many "accidents" with the plastic! Like me. 5 fleeces later.
Posted by: Diane at September 19, 2009 10:42 PMWhat a shame- the colorwork is so amazing- don't frog it- turn it into some sort of change purse or something- I can't live with the idea of that incredible snowflake and cuff frogged and laying in shamefull pile of wool
Posted by: HK at September 19, 2009 11:25 PMDon't even say "I thought I could live with it." By now we all know you can't. I hardly believe this is the End of the Mitten, though. No, it can't be. . . .
Posted by: knit happens at September 20, 2009 12:24 AMTo my utter dismay, you will be in Sacramento and I cannot attend your class. Woe is me, perhaps even equalling the sorrow over the loss of Frankenmitten.
Posted by: Ruth at September 20, 2009 12:53 AMWhat a beautiful design! May Frankenmitten reincarnate into something even more beautiful.
Welcome to Sack-a-Tomatoes! It's going to be hot this week.
Posted by: balzac at September 20, 2009 2:15 AMThanks Theresa for the link to the cat mittens. I bought the patterns for the mittens, hat and socks from Jorid Linvik. They really look like what Stephanie was looking for and there are a lot of other options including zebras.
Posted by: Ingeva at September 20, 2009 7:35 AMImagine if you had been named "Frankenmitten". I think it may have drained her will to live.
Posted by: B. at September 20, 2009 10:30 AMI've every reason to believe, after reading this blog for years, that Frankenmitten will be resurrected in another form.
Damn Latavian knitted cool braid on the cuffs (and the beautiful blue/white snowflake pattern)! Every time I see that braid it kicks off the lust in me and I run off to my bookshelf and stash thinking, "Yes! This is the year I'll make them for myself!" only to be distracted with the other 342 projects I have on the go...
Posted by: roggey at September 20, 2009 11:16 AMRIP Frankenmitten
Posted by: gillian Fuqua at September 20, 2009 11:35 AMOT: Have you ever noticed that in the Denver airport you seem to get an hour to get to a gate right across the concourse but 5 minutes to get to the one that is 100 gates away?
Posted by: Catherine at September 20, 2009 11:42 AMRIP, Frankenmitten. Perhaps, like the monster in Mel Brooks' movie, part of you was "Abby Normal."
Stephanie, bless you for showing us your projects that just don't work the first time. (It's not a failure, it part of the design process). Makes me feel less like a dunce. I was up last night until 2AM watching the replay of a Red Sox game I already knew they won just so I could work on a 4-color scarf of my own design. Had carefully divided each skein into two equal balls using my Weight Watchers scale so that it would be easy to figure out if there would be enough of each color as the scarf progressed.
In the clear, cruel light of 9AM, 4-Color Weight Watchers Scale Scarf was frogged. Her parts have been willed to a Hexagon Granny scarf. Donations may be made to my favorite charity, Maureen's Stash of Ipswich, Massachusetts.
Posted by: Maureen at September 20, 2009 11:59 AMI see you have your blog back to normal - looks like you went with a service ("ken") that uses free software (movable type) - I hope it works out for you. I've been using free software for years and I find it works just fine.
Good luck with knitting the mittens. I'm practicing how to knit with two colours, one from each hand. Next: small projects (like mittens! and hats) and after that, once I have a consistent gauge, some sweaters.
I loved seeing the dancing boys/girls on the Scandinavian mittens - it's a different pattern than the one I had seen on the cover art of a CD called Tuq. I will try both.
Posted by: Brenda at September 20, 2009 1:08 PM...and she was such a good-looking mitten, too! Ah well, these things happen. The trick lies in catching it in time and knowing when to stop putting time in on the offending project.
Posted by: spillyjane at September 20, 2009 1:08 PMDude, yesterday was International Talk Like a Pirate Day! I hope you didn't miss it, I know that's a favorite of yours. Specifically, I'd like to know if you talked like a pirate to anyone at an airport. And if there are pictures.
Sorry about the mitten. Obviously you will canibalize her to make another, better FrankenMitten.
FrankenMitten! Now New and Improved!
Posted by: Deb at September 20, 2009 3:19 PMAh...her twist will live on in Frankenmitten II. Sure is a pretty pretty mitten. Really - Sacramento. How did I miss that...enjoy the warm!
Posted by: cecelia at September 20, 2009 8:10 PMOh well, these things happen. Maybe the yarn was just telling you that it didn't want to be a mitten, or not THAT mitten.
Posted by: Anne at September 21, 2009 1:19 AMMittens are very tricky things
Posted by: Carol at September 21, 2009 5:33 AMOk this is weird... was just catching up on my Yarn Harlot Desk Calendar... 14th September was all about the mitten that fought back... and finally got cut up into a thousand little bits....
The Mitten Spirits came to haunt you.... woohooowooo.. and other scary noises. GRIN
Posted by: noonie at September 21, 2009 8:20 AMUff da. Too bad. Gonna try again? Had a pair just like that as a kid.
Posted by: blarsen at September 21, 2009 10:15 AMYes, it's one thing to live with A mistake. But when they are compounded, it's too much even for "design element." Sad but I've been there, too, Harlot. The mitts will live again, I'm sure.
Posted by: Dianna at September 21, 2009 10:16 AMMy sympathies. On the other hand, the colors are just gorgeous! Will there be a Frankenmitten II?
Posted by: Roralee at September 21, 2009 10:26 AMIt looks like it was a lot of fun to work on even if it didn't work out.
Posted by: Seanna Lea at September 21, 2009 10:29 AMOh, I am so sorry for your loss. She was a beautiful mitten indeed. However, you do seem to be taking it in stride. Good for you. (you are too funny!)
Posted by: WendyT at September 21, 2009 11:56 AMMy deepest sympathies. I usually find that once you make one error (and don't correct it), they tend to divide like cells, then breed like rabbits. Good luck on version 2.
Posted by: Nancy at September 21, 2009 12:04 PMYour kidding, I find out TODAY that you were here....totally bummed. I have been waiting forever to see you...and here you are, right by me.
I am totally bummed.
Posted by: Kris B from Auburn at September 21, 2009 12:40 PMComments from above: Good thing you like to knit.
It was just a swatch.
Or as we say in the lab, that's why they call it 're-search'.
BTW - in an article about author Margaret Drabble in yesterday's Wash Post, she was quoted saying that needlework was more relaxing than writing, since you don't ever have those emotions like "hopeless failure, self-disgust, existential despair" when you're doing needlework. Perhaps she should read your blog.
I wish I'd known you were waiting in DIA. I wudda come out and knit with you. LOL
Posted by: JO Morgan at September 21, 2009 1:06 PMSafe travel for you! I hope the trip goes well.
I have misplaced a first sock, and am at the cuff of the second sock. I think. But I can't find the first sock, and I'm cleaning house, and have been for a week. Unbelievable. At least I've narrowed it down to the half hour I lost it. I was completely exhausted, stuck to the pillow with sleep drool, and ds2 woke me up to go to the fall carnival. And, I took my knitting bag, but I left it in the car. I think. I can't remember. I was nearly crying at how tired I was.
The sunburst design on frankenmitten is really beautiful. I hope it makes it on to frankenmitten #2.
ari
I am sooo bummed that I missed your class this past weekend. Care to update your tour page?
Posted by: Sarah at September 21, 2009 5:22 PMWell, at least she didn't have a SQUIRREL :)
Posted by: Annie at September 21, 2009 5:24 PMi hope she gets restarted! she's a gorgeous mitten, despite her flaws, and i think if she was done properly she'd be great. :D
Posted by: Sare at September 21, 2009 5:28 PMOmg, "removed from needle support" - I love it!
Posted by: Anne at September 21, 2009 6:32 PMShe will continue to live in our hearts!
Posted by: The Raven at September 21, 2009 6:45 PMOh, no! I know her only briefly, but she was great. I love the pattern, the braids, the technical difficulty. I'm grieving her loss. Please make sure a Frankenmitten, version 2.0 debuts soon.
Julie in San Diego
As the Harlot On Tour page hasn't been update past August, inquiring minds would like to know... do you have any speaking engagements planned between now and New Year's in California? Or should we wait until your usual jaunt during the summer? (I know you were just in Sacramento; I was unable to attend, sadly. I hope you enjoyed our hot weather! :P)
Posted by: Lisa R at September 22, 2009 1:34 AMI realize this is a bit late, however I just saw these patterns. Maybe you'll like them better?
http://www.denisesneedleworks.com/ItemPage.html?Id=125
BTW, NAYY
Posted by: Tammy at September 22, 2009 10:52 AMIs it too late to mention the pattern I am going to embark on? It was in a copy of Vogue Knitting last winter, with Let It on one mitten and Snow on the other.
But as I think back, it may also have had a squirrel or something, so maybe that wouldn't work either.
'It's not like they teach your state capitals in our schools any more than they teach you ours.'
Surely you jest when you say we US folks don't learn the major cities of Canada in our schools? Have you ever attended one of our schools? Ever had to learn the capitols of every major nation?
Or learn the difference between 'capital' and 'capitol'?
Or learn that it shows poor manners to take pot shots at the residents of the large country that is your neighbor?
Seriously, could you lighten up on the US, please? Save the rhetoric for other, more deserving nations. Like Irag. Iran. Afghanistan. Russia. Japan. China. England. Or, God forbid, your own country.
Posted by: gracie at September 22, 2009 4:43 PM