April 28, 2006

Dear Kay,

I've got to tell you, that after I made arrangements with your allegiant friend Ann to meet up in Nashville. I got a little spooked. I mean sure, she likes you and you like her and that whole thing seems to be working out, what with the blog and the book and the er...creative baby blankets you seem to be turning out all team-style, but you're a remarkable woman. I've had several conversations with you and even though I babble and gasp and never quite get over the whole "omigosh I'm talking to Kay" thing, you've never once looked me dead in the eye and said "I have no idea what you're going on about. Please stop."
That ability, the one to stand there and pretend to engage a rampaging multiloquent freak in conversation is rare. Maybe Ann didn't have it? Maybe she wouldn't like me. I mean, I've never log-cabined anything in my life, not even in bad colours and well. I was nervous. I compensated by ironing my shirt, which should be some real indication of how far gone I was. At the appointed hour I took the sock to the lobby and sat there turning the heel.

Right on time, at the exact minute that she said she would..in walked Ann, and I have to tell you Kay, that despite seeing pictures of her and understanding on an intellectual level that she was not going to be Ann Patchett...it really does come as a blow. She was however, despite the lack of Patchettness, gracious and charming, and taller than I thought and I took a deep breath and got in her car.
(The deep breath had the added benefit of Shutting Me Up for 3.4 seconds.) We drove off then, to show a wee Canadian sock a little Nashville, and I was pretty much instantly overcome. Like an idiot I sat in Ann's car unable to have a proper conversation, because whatever Ann was saying, whatever I was saying, I was impelled by forces related to the long, dark Canadian winter to goggle out the window every two seconds and say something to the effect of "It's so GREEN" or "There are leaves on the trees!" or "That man has no shirt on!" I'm sure that you have some idea of how this feels Kay, living in New York as you do, but my little brain simply cannot accept that there could be roses and peonies and leaves in full, luscious leaf in April. I'm sure Ann thought me quite stunned. Try to explain to her, will you?

Ann had been charged with the solemn duty of finding local flavour to appease the sock, so we drove through Nashville, me agape, Ann poised and thoughtful, every inch a gracious tour guide. We saw many things Ann and I, and were even beset upon by grey squirrels in the park.


It was funny at first. At first it was like Ann was Snow White, you know that perfect Disney moment in that movie when the fetching Snow White is in the forest and the birds and small woodland animals are drawn to her because of her goodness? At first it was like that. Then they got closer. Then they started rushing at us. It was when they got into a tree overhead (MUM! Rhododendrons are a freaking tree here! Not a wee bush that you coddle through the winter with a burlap blanket and heaps of snow in the faint hope of having 30cm of bush in the spring, but a TREE.) that Ann and I decided that our work in the park was done.

Ann showed me stuff. Good stuff. Prime blogging stuff. (You are lucky, dear Kay, to be blogging with a woman with an innate grasp of the stuff that blog dreams are made of.) She took the sock to the Parthenon,


Not that crappy falling down one in Greece that has no air conditioning, but an honest to gosh magnificent full-scale reproduction of same, complete with (Brace yourself)


A gilded Athena of goddesslike proportions in the centre.
The sock has never seen it so good. (There will be no living with it now.) There was Tammy Wynette's house (she doesn't live there. I don't know if this will be as sad for you as me Kay, but she apparently passed some time ago.)


(Both Ann and I agree that if we were so lucky as to buy Tammy Wynette's house - and we may have considered it, we wouldn't ever have taken the big gold T W off of the gate. Ever.)
When all of the hijinks with squirrels and socks and Athena (I'll never get over the wonder of that) we were reminded of our obligations


and we set out for Threaded Bliss, where I quaked at the thought of walking in the steps of your joint knitting greatness. More about that tomorrow, for I'm plumb tuckered out by the trip from Nashville to Lexington KY, and a terrifying reception at the University of Kentucky. (I didn't get "bless your heart"ed once, which must mean that I'm getting the hang, though I'm still overcome by an urge to lie on the floor with a cool cloth on my entire face.)

Thanks for the loan of your blog buddy. She's swell. If you hadn't of snapped her up, I'd be all over it. I miss her already.


PS. (And Kay can stop reading now) Because I don't have it in me to answer the emails, here's where I'll be tomorrow.

Lexington, KY - Bluegrass Book Festival. The Lexington Center, 430 West vine Street, Lexington KY.

10-12 signing at booth #98
3-4 signing at booth # 98
Speaking in the "Thoroughbred 6" room at 4pm.

Posted by Stephanie at 10:54 AM

April 27, 2006

Spirit of the St. Louis knitters

Today's blog is brought to you by Yvonne. She's a knitter I met on the shuttle (sorry, no taxi) to the airport this morning as I was leaving the very green city of St. Louis.


She's knitting a dog coat at home (my ability to find knitters in random places is scaring even me) and was very interesting (trust me. You have to be gripping to hold my attention that early.) Yvonne is that special kind of saint on the earth known as the Urban Math Teacher. She's from Newark NJ, and if she's your kids teacher, boy are you lucky.

Last night, when I was at the St. Louis County Library, signing books and generally being overwhelmed, a very young and charming knitter (who had to go home to bed, bummer) gave me this:


So young and so wise. Madeline managed to sum up my whole evening in three words. Knit. Yarn. Fun. (Somebody get this kid a digital camera and a blog...)
You betcha. The St. Louis knitting guild throws a smashing knitting party. (As well as being terrifically interesting people. You should join. They aren't scary at all.)



The guild and the knitters knew what to expect. (We know about us) but the library kept looking at all of the people and you could practically see the thought bubbles over all their heads.
"Knitting, right?!? " The final headcount was 183 knitters in one place, and let me tell you, that's some powerful knit mojo. (I bet all those librarians woke up this morning with a fondness for yarn they can't explain.)
I met Erin and Karson. (Who despite some sort of stalkerish behavior have assured me that they are simply enthusiastic.)


The lovely Quantum Tea Alison. (I know. You're all jealous that I got to meet her.)




Who came in line after Alison and introuduced herself as "nobody important". (This appears to be code for "sadly-blogless" and I took her picture to assure her (however inaccurately) that bloggers are not taking over the world.) Not everybody has a secret identity, and I like it that way. She looks plenty important to me.



Jenn amused the living daylights out of me last year by sending the previous travelling sock a chunky black sock with "STAFF" embroidered on it. I laughed and laughed. A sock famous enough to need security. (Made sense. The sock already had little knitted groupies.)



Seen here with her smashing snowdrop shawl. (I am a big enough dork that I pointed out to her that I had written that pattern. "I know" she said. "Right" I said, and thought about running myself through with my knitting needles.)

Here's Jackie,


She was knitting an early knitty pattern from a Toronto Knitter. (These little bits of home really move me somehow. I didn't write the pattern, Knitty is Amy's brainchild, but everytime I see one of those patterns when I'm on the road my little Canadian heart puffs up a little. It's misguided, but true.)
and finally,


Who had a business card for her blog. I think that's pretty darned smart. Can you imagine how much easier it would be to explain to cab drivers why they need to hold the sock if I had a business card? I bet it would cut the number of funny looks in half.

After the knitting party, the guild took me back to one of the nicest shops I have ever seen. The Weaving Dept at Myers House and Barn. (Long name. Good shop. I saw a couple of looms and some coned yarn but that was all weaving had to do with it.) It's a big rambling shop in an old house, and they yarn is in all different rooms. (Bathroom by the sock yarn alcove.) I loved it. I loved it more when they brought out the blueberry cheesecake. I say again. If you want to have a great knitting party, you need the St. Louis knitting guild.


Finally, a public announcement.


Last night, at approximately 9:15 pm, this sock (Yarn tucked inside, magic loop technique) was discovered abandoned and alone in the parking lot of the Library. It was cowering, lonely and at risk of acquiring some dirt, but thankfully (because it is wool) it was not cold. It was rescued, and has been entrusted to the temporary but kindly care of Timothy (my stalwart chauffer and fine knitter) If you lost this sock, please contact Timothy (before he gets attached to it) so you can be re-united. Your very nice sock misses you.

PS. Suzanne? The Toblerone bar you gave me in Boston saved my life yesterday afternoon. I was starving, could find no food anywhere, couldn't work the stinking vending machine, considered dissolving completely and was absolutely consumed with affection for you when I discovered three fuzzy lint covered chocolate triangles in the bottom of my purse (you know how things get fuzzy in your purse?) and have never been happier to see any food.
Thank you. The cosmic purpose of the Harvard playing cards I received at the same time remains to be discovered.

PS again, I put the details for where I'll be in Lexington KY on Saturday on the tour page.

Posted by Stephanie at 9:34 AM

April 26, 2006

When I am old

When I found out I was going to Webs, I said "cool". I love yarn stores.

I had no idea. People wrote to me and said subtle things like "Holy crap you will never believe how much yarn there is at Webs." others said. "Webs is Mecca. There is nowhere like Webs." Still more said "There is so much yarn at Webs that you may want to take a beta-blocker before you go in there."

Bah. I thought. I get around. I may be a crappy traveller, fail to style my hair and have no idea how to manage a scientific calculator, but sweetpeas, I excel at yarnshops. I have been in more yarn shops that most knitters. I've developed resistance to big yarnshops by being in hundreds of smaller shops. My life up until now was like a series of vaccinations to prepare me for Webs. I'm sure it will be big. I bet it will be good, but it will not floor me. I am a Yarn Harlot. That means something.

I got to the store and I felt pretty good. "Nice Store" I think. (It is a very nice store. The front part is pretty and organized and...well. It's very nice. Top notch and all that, but it doesn't stagger me. (I knew it.)

Then Steve asks me if I would like to go into the back. The back? Oh yeah. I heard about that. Some warehouse deal that's supposed to blow my mind. Right. Let's do that Steve. And Steve takes me back there, all innocent like, and Linda and Kathy are following us and I'm playing it cool. I see this. (There are, like...5 or 6 aisles like this.)


( I swear that when I saw that I reached out to steady myself for a second and saw - I swear it - grocery store shopping carts to hold your yarn. These people are onto something).

I thought to myself that there has to be some down side. Something. This is an impossibility. There's a catch. Like, sure there's all that yarn in one place and it's all a pretty good deal and some of it's outrageously cheap...but I bet that a bunch of it is crap. Like at discount stores where you can get a pair of jeans for $3 but they practically dissolve in water? Like that. So I start sort of smugly going up and down the aisles with Steve (He's a heck of a salesman. We saw some yarn that I liked and I said "Forget that. I can get that at home." and he said "At this price?" The mind boggles. I think I took to shushing him after a bit just to protect the precious futures of my children.) and...brace yourselves. It's good yarn. It's Regia for SIX dollars. It's Rowan....never mind. Go look at the website. I can't speak of it.

So then I got to thinking about how a yarn shop this good must be run (because the universe seeks balance) by people who are scrounging greedy pigs, and then after I've seen all the yarn I drive over to the hotel where I'm giving the talk (how terrifying) and I get there and they have used the event to collect more than 150 boxes of cereal for the local foodbank. (Hint. Scrounging greedy pigs don't hardly ever collect food for the foodbank.)
While I'm still boggling that the shop is huge, has good yarn and is bettering the world...it's time to stand up and speak to the knitters, and I'm stunned as a sack of hammers and this is what I see.
(I wish I could set this up for panoramic view to scare you as much as it scared me...) It took four pictures.





I think it went pretty well. I'd know better except that I was busy bleeding out of my ears when the microphone quit it's job half-way through and started feeding back screeching awfulness. (I knew this day would come.) A hotel lady came and fixed it, but not before minutes stretched into YEARS and I took this picture to capture the moment.


The sock. Getting screwed over by a sound system. (Ironic, isn't it? Considering that I live with a sound guy who's sole purpose for living is to prevent the moment I just lived? Burning irony.) I finished the talk, raced everyone back to Webs and started meeting knitters.


Here's Zarzuela knits (we traded musical sympathies.)


Dawn, who made me these beautiful felted stars. (These have a future as a funky Christmas runner come winter. Don't you wish you knew how to make them?) Lauren, Sarah (who rocked her first sock *so* hard), Katy (The Harelot rests near me as we speak) Gabby, Di, Mistress Stash Enhancer (You all think I don't read your blogs)


Gail (Clearly having a little trouble finishing that Olympic knitting) Deidre, MamaCate (again, which sort of makes me wonder if I'm being stalked by my own friends.) and more and more and even these ladies...


who presented me with personalized "Got Harlot" chocolate bars. They are the Mount Holyoke knitters, Cleopatra, Janet and Kathleen, and they knit Fridays at lunch if you want to hang with them. (They have chocolate and are good at sharing. Could be worth it.)

There was Stephanie from Storey publishing with her first sock.


(The proof that eventually I will have assimilated them all...)

When it was all said and done, when Linda was ricocheting me across whole states to catch a flight and run home to my Joe and my girls I realized...there is no catch to Webs. Kathy and Steve are kind and good and have great yarn. They are sweet and socially responsible. They've hired Pixie to help, who's totally clever and absolutely organized and was wearing a beautiful jacket. (I notice these things) and I got some great yarn (I'll show you later.) they totally rock the event thing, and knitters....if there's a downside to Webs, I don't know what it is. I love it there.

When I am old, I shall live in the backroom at Webs and make myself a wool and mohair nest with a silk lining. It will be green and gold and soft.

As you read this I am either on a plane or in a car or have arrived in St. Louis to speak at the St Louis County Library. Thursday is Threaded Bliss, (I get to meet Ann. I am delirious with the potential this holds.)
On Saturday it's the Bluegrass book festival, and I promised details. I'll be at booth 98 (Does that sound ominous?) from 10-12am, and from 3-4pm and then giving a talk in the Thoroughbred 6 room (that does sound ominous) at 4. Bring your socks. Bring your knitting.
Bring it. I'm ready.

Posted by Stephanie at 1:35 AM

April 25, 2006

Again with the chairs

When I arrived in Canada on Saturday night/Sunday morning, I walked up to the Customs officer, handed her my Canadian passport and stood there. She said "Welcome home, what American city are you arriving from?" and I stood there and looked at her. For several minutes I said things like "Boston? No, Phila....no...oh, maybe Washington? I mean, I wasn't in Washington but I changed planes there. What airports are in Massachusetts? Was it Hartford?" We eventually checked my ticket stub. Hartford. (Which, for the record, I don't think actually is in Massachusetts.) The last bit of that leg of the tour were so big and so fast and there were so many knitters and they were all so cool and there was so much yarn (I can't tell you. So much yarn.) that writing a blog entry about it is formidable. I keep thinking of one of my favourite quotes from one of my favourite movies.
"Let me es'plain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up."

12:00 Cambridge. Linda and her kindly husband Jay (who was starting to look like he might be rethinking his affection for me by the end of it all) picked me up in Cambridge and trucked me to, um...(Hold on. I'll call Linda and find out where I was.) Wild & Wooly in Lexington MA.


This is a very nice store. (Big basement. Go to the basement.) I was shown nice things, interesting things (I may have bought a little of that Bearfoot I find so fetching) and I met this guy.


I think his name was Jim. He's the Noro guy. (I am ashamed to admit that my brain completely disregarded his name once I found out that he was the Noro rep. Apparently my brain only saves the really important information about people.) He goes travelling around with boxes and books and samples of the new Noro stuff and the new Noro colourways. I warned him not to accept my offer to help him carry the yarn to his car. As I post this, I guess I should have warned him to keep his car locked at red lights, since I've just shown a whole bunch of knitters what a man with a car-full of new Noro looks like.

From there, the sock went to a local historical landmark.

This is the minuteman statue who marks the spot (I believe...forgive this Canadian her sketchy knowledge of American history.) where the rebellion of 1776 started. (Yes. Everything I know about America I got from poems and that Schoolhouse Rock thing that was on all of the US channels. Any other Canadians have "I'm just a bill" drilled into their heads during The Flintstones?)

From here I was driven (again by Linda and the patient Jay) to the event at Classic Fibers of Grafton. The first thing I learn about this shop is that it is small. (This isn't usually a problem with yarn shops. In my experience, yarn shop owners have an almost supernatural ability to pack yarn into a shop.) At first, my self-esteem tells me this is no problem. No-one is probably coming anyway. Wrong again harlot-knitter.

I arrive and am ushered in through a side door to find a crush of knitters. There are knitters everywhere. Everywhere. They are hank to skein, needle to needle. They are shopping, talking, knitting, laughing...there are a lot of them. I can't even see them all they are packed in there so tight. I catch sight of Mamacate and Sandy in the back...a glimpse of Kat with a K's birch in progess drifts by, Claudia is on the floor in the front, Marcy beams at me from her corner, Laurie finds a spot somewhere, eaten up by the wave. Carole is somewhere back there, Kellee, Jackie, Maryse (I can see the top of her head) and it dawns on me that if I can't see them, then they can't see me...and wonder-Jay procures a stool for me to elevate my 5 foot self on to give the talk. Eileen, the very welcoming shop owner keeps smiling and being friendly and handing out cheese and crackers and saying that she wasn't warned (two points for not running away even though she looked sort of surprised.) I start wondering if the knitters even want me to talk. I wonder if they would rather that I just signed so they could Go. Sit. Down. I teeter up on the stool and ask them.

Talk. They say. Ok. I say.

(My apologies for the blurry pictures. Doing this from atop a stool when you are freaked out is harder than it looks.)



I talked. I answered questions. I did not (and this accomplishment is the one of which I am most proud) gesticulate wildly enough to knock myself off a stool into the sea of pointy knitters. (This prompted me to think that a mosh pit at a knitting event would never work.)


This is Paula. Paula had the coolest metal needle thingie. I was so impressed with it that she gave it to me. ( I tried to decline, but that Paula has conviction.) Check it out.


It's a metal tube with a slot that runs the length of it, and your needles slide in and the sock hangs out the bottom...


Then you put the cap on and bingo. Hermetically sealed sock-in-progress holder that keeps your work from coming off the needles in your purse, poking a hold in your juicebox, or impaling the side of your leg purse. Seriously cool. (I know you're going to ask. It came from Woolworks Ltd. at Jeremiah's Antiques. email is woolworks@snet.net) This could save socks. Possibly lives.


Our friend Monica, holding the travelling sock and modelling her Olympic project, Dyed, spun and knit in 16 days. (I am not worthy.)

Kristen and Theresa med students who knit.

Susan and her Olympic Aran. (What was she thinking?)


Amy, making an introduction between my sock and hers.


and a gift from my beloved Stitchy McYarnpants, a pop/beer can wallet, a promise of things to come (may the wool goddess guard us all) from her from her forthcoming and extremely exciting book. (I can't wait to see this one.)

I staggered to dinner afterwards and discovered a nest of bloggers in the wild....(Rumour has it that they partied on long after I had left...I faded sort of fast. Probably because I didn't have enough of whatever the obviously non-alcoholic beverages littering that table are.)


I was then carried away back to Linda's house where I collapsed face down on her guest bed (in my clothes) for eight solid hours to brace myself for WEBS. Which was incredible, which I will tell you about tomorrow and you can read about while I'm on a plane on my way to St. Louis.

I promise to never say there are too many chairs at an event again.

PS. Grenyrn (Who are you really?) won the sockyarn with this comment left on my mystery message to myself yesterday.

Hi Steph. Great to see you last weekend. Just following up on that question I asked you re that green striping sock yarn. Also please don’t tell my son about this as I’m making the socks as a surprise for him. Thanks for leaving me the message that you would check on it.


She totally sealed it with the fake email address. Email me your real name and address peaches...I'll put the sock yarn in the mail.
You guys all crack me up...and Rams? Pet? I'm spinning.

Posted by Stephanie at 2:47 PM

April 24, 2006

Absolutely never "ts"

I believe that "thump" was the noise my body made when I arrived home late Saturday night/Early Sunday morning. (I say it was late Saturday night. It can't be morning if I didn't sleep.) The last 48 hours of the tour were so intense that I recall very little with any real clarity. There's a lot of yarn and chocolate in my suitcase, a collection of interesting pictures on my camera and a cryptic note to myself in my notebook that reads

"grenyrn ask striping plus -don't ts. L.mre check. "

I have no idea what this means. (Probably that I was delirious at some many points in the State of Massachusetts.) Check? Does that mean I did it and don't need to worry or that it's important that I check on L.mre? I've made myself nuts trying to figure it out, being particularly interested in "don't ts" since it seems to be a warning of some kind. Is it a promise I made? Did I come home and "ts" when I shouldn't have? Plus? Plus what? If I've already ts'ed what will happen if I don't recall that L.mre? Striping?

I would be interested in receiving a comment today from any one who:

A) was present when I wrote that down and has any idea what I meant.
B) Had a conversation with me about this note that I do not recall due to exhaustion, glee or wool fumes.
C) feels that they may have insight into my mind and would like to guess.

A ball of sock yarn goes to the best answer. (Note that I said the "best" answer, not the most accurate.) Knit event reporting will continue tomorrow when I can sit upright. I shall endeavor not to ts by avoiding modernist poetry until then.

Posted by Stephanie at 3:08 PM

April 21, 2006

Back Bay, Cambridge...and a taxi.

Man, am I tired. I was going to write that I had no idea why, and then I started to write this post and it all came together. I flew to Boston,


(A word about the approach into Boston airport? Scary. The wind throws the plane all around as you come in close over the water, hoping against all hope that the pilot has better depth perception than you do because mercy, the bouncing plane is close to the water and there's a big wall at the beginning of the runway.) was met at the airport by my lovely friend Julia and we did the only thing that two friends who have not seen each other in a long time can do. Go to Circles. (What? That's what you would do, isn't it?) I scored some beautiful Chasing Rainbows yarn


(seen here gracing the fetching carpet at the hotel) and learned that Julia couldn't sell wool to shorn sheep. While Julia was dumping Circles entire sales bin onto the floor (that woman has no shame) I discovered this ball of yarn.


For my fellow Torontonians:
What about this yarn says Toronto to you? The glitz? The colour? The ARCTIC HUSKIES TRAVERSING THE MOUNTAINS?

We pondered the depths of Red Sox fans souls, ate dinner and I ensconced myself at the College Club. After an eight hour loss of consciousness, I woke up, knit a couple of rows on the baby sweater, packed my things and straggled downstairs to the reception room where I met and was charmed by the Boston Knitting Guild.
(I have pictures, and I'd post them...but I liked these ladies too much to do that too them. They're terrible. I apparently have no understanding of my digital camera at all. These appealing and elegant women (and Bob) have done nothing to deserve how they look in these pictures.)
Then I got a taxi...


Today's taxi blog picture is brought to you by Ahmed. A very nice man who was kind enough to play tour guide on the way to Cambridge and showed the sock the Harvard dorms.


The sock admired the view of Boston over (what I believe to be) the Charles River,


and wound up (thanks Ahmed) at Porter Square Books, where I learned that they had moved the event to the Masonic Hall across the street. (Jane, who co-ordinated the event for the bookshop, said the best part of the whole thing was trying to explain to the Masons what she wanted the hall for.) Lucy, owner of Mind's Eye yarns was helping her to set up, and this is what they had.


Is it just me or is that a lot of chairs? I stood there, stunned. That many chairs? This was going to be bad. This was going to be what my mother warned me about. This was going to be me, in a Masonic Hall with a bizillion empty chairs facing me while I spoke nonsense into a microphone. Couldn't we just knit instead?
I offered to go lie in the road, but they suggested I stay. I offered to help them put some chairs away. They declined.
Against my better judgment, I stayed there, but did take out my knitting and stand quietly in the corner waiting for...I don't know what. It wasn't this though.



Darned if the knitters didn't come. There was Team MIT from the Olympics


(These are smart people. If they did the Knitting Olympics it must not have been crazy.) There was Frecklegirl,


Briar, Suzanne (who completely addled my tired brain by spelling her name aloud to me "S. U. Zee A.N.N.E. I sat there looking at her for a minute until it computed. Zed. Zee. Same letter.) There was Patience and her charming mate..


Grumperina, Ms. Jaywalker herself, standing there looking like a mere mortal.


Guido, from the podcast "It's a purl man"


Do not ask what the blue and white knitted object is in his hand. I assure you that it is largely innocent, but am a little creeped out anyway. Guido, dude. Sew that up so it stops being weird.


and Susan (sadly, blogless) showing off her very impressive, gold medal winning Olympic socks. Very, slick. Very.
There were others, I loved them all. Sing out in the comments.
I went to dinner with some buddies from Team Boston, and Lucy the yarn shop owner, and after dinner? After a really fun dinner?

Lucy opened the shop just for us. Life is sweet.
(And her merino/tencel handpainted sock yarn is pretty good too.)

Today I'm at Classic Yarns of Grafton, and I gotta go. Taxi's waiting.

Posted by Stephanie at 10:25 AM

April 19, 2006

Taxi blogging.


Yeah. I'm writing this in a taxi. There's no wireless in the cab, so I'll post it when I can. (note: I didn't find wireless until I got to the hotel tonight, so this post, though written in a taxi, was posted in the bathroom of the hotel, the only part of the room I can get signal in.)

Rushing again. I feel like I was only home long enough to take in a ball game (Jays 10, Yankees 5. The sock was thrilled. Me? I don't play favourites.)


Visit with Joe, arrange my life, do a little laundry and get back on a plane. Today I'm off to Boston, beginning the leg of the tour that will take me to The Boston Knitting guild, Porter Square books, Classic yarns of Grafton and WEBS. (The WEBS event is giving me the willies. I heard a rumour that they've moved it to a nearby hotel, so if you're coming, check in to make sure you go to the right place. I think it's talk at the hotel, then back to WEBS to buy yarn sign books.)

The last week or so has been so surreal that blogging from the back of a taxi seems normal. Even rational. Things started to get strange when I got a call from the people who run my life Storey Publishing telling me that when I got through with the event in Philadelphia, that I should make my way to NYC for a quick radio spot. Okey dokey I think. No problem. (Well, I mean, going on the radio is always a problem, it's a terrifying chance to say foul things live to many people if you muck it up, but at least it doesn't matter if your fly is down or your hair is bad.) The surreal part started when they told me that it was Martha Stewart Sirius Radio.

Martha? That Martha? Handmade gingerbread houses with delicate hand fashioned sugar windows Martha? Martha, the woman sent to this earth to remind me that I don't iron enough? Martha? No thank you. I cannot speak to Martha Stewart. I am not worthy. I don't own any matching towels and I burn cookies. I don't accessorize myself, never mind my bedroom. I am not the sort of person to be anywhere near her. She wouldn't like me.

I am reassured when they say that It's Martha's show, but Martha doesn't host it. It's a call-in show hosted by some very nice ladies who aren't as scary as Martha. I decided to turn up.


That's Martha radio. (Not the whole thing. Just part. The sock was still a little intimidated.) I made my way there at 7am (after arriving in NYC at 2am) without coffee, (I can't stress enough the significance that this all happened before coffee...) convinced security that there was no practical difference between my name, Stephanie Pearl-McPhee and the name they had on the list "Stephanie Pearl-MacPhee" (Get out of my way. Martha's people are waiting for me.) and straggled upstairs where they slapped a headset on me and told me not to be nervous.

First caller. A very nice lady who wasn't scary at all. I start to relax. All I have to do is talk to knitters. I like knitters. I talk to knitters all the time. This is going to be ok. It's going to be fine.


I'll give you a minute to cope. Goodness knows I needed one.
I said, and these three words are the last words that I remember before my brain disconnected itself from my mouth...

"Good morning Martha"

Just like that. Just like I wasn't breaking blood vessels in my brain and hyperventilating. Just like a normal person would. Just like everything was ok. Then Martha was talking and my world was going black. She wanted to know about needles. I suddenly knew nothing. I answered anyway (probably a tactical error.) She wanted to know about wool. I babbled incoherently. She told me that you can't knit in prison. You have to crochet because prison doesn't allow knitting needles. I said something like "Sure, yeah. You could give someone a nasty poke with a knitting needle." then I think I laughed. Probably like a hyena on speed. Martha laughed melodically. I though about strangling myself with the headset cord or stuffing my mouth with yarn. "A nasty poke?" Who says that? Who tells Martha that? Someone stop me.

The next thing I know Martha says I've inspired her to knit (She lies beautifully.) the producers are thanking me and saying they will have me back...(lies, lies, more lies) and I'm back on the Avenue of The Americas trying to put it all back together. and wondering in a dazed sort of way if I was ok, or at the very least stupid enough to be entertaining. I'm really smarter than that. Poke. Good grief.

It was a relief to get to School products and sit quietly with the yarn, move onto the next event. (PS. Despite what this knitter says, I did not bully her into buying yarn in the store. It is not my fault if she has no fibre resistance.)




This is Stacey. See that yarn in front of her? She spun that with her own two hands. See that spindle with the maple leaf on the front? She gave me both of them. The yarn and the spindle. I am a very lucky knitter. I test drove the spindle that very night. It's beautiful.


This is Jana, Tracy, Erin and Chris. Not necessarily in that order. these ladies know how to co-ordinate a yarnesque road trip. (Chris is a crocheter. I leant her a sock for the picture so she wouldn't feel left out.)


Jersey knitter (who did a fabulous game of link-o-rama, as well as some slick reciprocal blogging) with Peony knits.


Charming Trek was in attendance as was the engaging Mary Beth, I got to see Annie Modesitt. , after missing her while she was in Toronto for a trip, the knitters were everywhere at this event and I've got to tell you. The Rutherford Library runs a heck of a knitting party. There was Elizabeth, a very young knitter (I haven't forgotten to send you that pattern) , there were the nice people who run Yarnart (They make some cool stuff. Meg is currently enamoured of the one with sequins in it.) and a good time was had by all. (Well, likely all. Definitely me.) I returned to NJ in a fine mood, crashed at Juno's for our last night together and wondered what I ever did to deserve such a great evening. Then I remembered.

Posted by Stephanie at 11:37 PM

April 18, 2006

I'm here, I'm here.

I'm fine. Didn't mean to go so long between posts, but an impending set of twins sent up a warning flag over the weekend and I lost a bunch of organizational time to playing "find the fetal heart tones" in a Toronto hospital. Mum and babies are fine right now, but there's no way that I'm going to get the 7-9 weeks of knitting time on these wee peanuts that I was hoping for. The babies are coming in that charming boy/girl pairing that's so much fun for a knitter. I'm knitting and packing and writing and cleaning up eggs so today you get a speed blog.
I have trashed this...


In favour of this.


Better? Don't answer that. I answered it myself when I realized that the only thing I left behind at Juno's house was the yarn for that first one. My subconscious was way ahead of me. (Should have been a tip off that Juno and Cassie kept saying "Are you sure you want to be knitting that?" Subtle women those two.) Also on the needles...


Potomoto-mato-po-mus....something like that. It's a charming pattern but I'll be damned if I can get the name right. I'm enthralled by them. The pattern is not so nearly hard as it looks but I wouldn't advise going nighty-night at any point in the chart.

I'm on a plane tomorrow headed for the next stops on the book tour (I have never been so thrilled to be so exhausted and frightened) so I think I better wrap up where I've been before I get somewhere else.


Loop in Philadelphia is a truly beautiful shop. I didn't know this before I got there, so Juno and I planned a stop at Rosie's on the way. I love Rosie's. Every once in a while a knitter finds a shop where the owners sense and taste is in perfect harmony with their own and well. Rosie's is not like that. Lisa's sense and taste is far superior to my own. Just breathing the air in that place costs me money. I had a nasty accident there. The kind of accident Rachel describes where you slip and fall in a yarn shop and accidentally swipe your mastercard on the way to the floor?


Yup. Diakeito Diarufran. Beautiful Japanese chained yarn in all the colours of a soft forest floor. (Fetchingly named "211".) It's a supersoft merino and has incredible yardage. I bought it so fast that I scared myself. I must have scared Juno too, since she slammed me, my new yarn and my still smoking credit card into the Junomobile and (after a really nice visit with Anj and Sue) whipped me into Loop, perhaps hoping that I'd taken the edge off at Sophie's.

Wrong. Loop is a beautiful store and now I was in trouble. Two yarn shops in Philly as beautiful as the other. Different and charming. Ying and Yang. One a cellar with yarn for the discovering in every scintillating corner, one bright and airy with yarn gleaming at me from every surface, and knitters everywhere.



They look like they are looking at me, but they are totally there for the yarn. Look at the glints in their collective eyes.
There was Sherry, knitty d, Chelle, Wendy , The Villiage Knittiot (I love that blog name) and, man. So many that I know I can't possibly get them all. Sing out in the comments if I missed you. The lady who made my evening was Eliza.


Eliza is seen here holding book 2 open to the page that (get this.) The page that made her knit socks. She was uninitiated, unknitterly. Lacking in the ways of wool and needles and the book corrupted her. Something I wrote turned her into a knitter.

My work in Philadelphia is done.

Posted by Stephanie at 2:35 PM

April 14, 2006

Doylestown ho!

Where was I ? Right. Finishing up in Pittsburgh, where knitters are friendly, the yarn shops terrific and every road leads to a bridge. Round about this time I had a life that looked only like this.


I know. That's the hotel room in Pittsburgh, and I've got to tell you, while it was very clean and comfortable, it had all the personality and soul of that guy Mark I dated in the 10th grade. (Mark actually had his mother call and tell me and cancel a date. Who does that? I had my mother call and dump him. I regret nothing. ) I believe that it was this bland hotel room that caused me to cast on this.


Have you ever seen anything less Stephanie in your life? What was I thinking? A baby surprise jacket (I love me the baby surprise jacket) in pastels? What was this doing in my stash? What sort of leaving home panic caused me to grab this? That will teach me to plan better. Never leave your knitting selections to the last minute. If it wasn't for the hotel room I probably would have realized that I was knitting something I hated, but the carpet got to me and I kept going. Weird. In the meantime, the hotel had served it's purpose, and after a very disturbing conversation with a night clerk at the hotel, (He writes sexual science fiction and wants the name of my agent. I didn't give it to him. She can thank me later) I caught a deadly early shuttle to the Pittsburgh airport and flew to Philadelphia.

I arrived at the Doylestown Bookshop via car, and the place was charming. Actually, all of Doylestown seems charming. Very white picket fence/ American family movie sort of place. The architecture is beautiful, the parks are beautiful and more than once I smiled as I drove through and saw all of the blossoming trees. (Toronto is not blossoming yet.) When I arrived at the shop they had 10 chairs set out, and were feeling pretty ready. (I have low enough self-esteem that this didn't seem like it was going to be a problem.) They assured me that A) I write knitting books. B) It was raining/snowing and C) I write knitting books. 10 chairs it was.



These pictures were taken before everyone got there. We ended up a team of more than 40 or 50 knitters. (I love freaking the muggles out.) There was Liz (In a great sitcom chic. Every time I see that sweater I think over knitting one.) Laurie, who was way more smooth than she thinks she was, Amy and Francesca, Chrissy (who was surprised I knew her blog. TIP: The blogosphere is a community. I read your blogs, you read mine. Neat, eh?) Mark (excellent taste in yarn.) Buttercup, the fabulous S.Kate (live and in the flesh) Regina, who's socks looked self patterning and absolutely . Were. Not.


This woman is a very good knitter. (Regina, I have not posted the picture of you in your sweater as a personal favour from me, to you. I assure you that it was the most unflattering picture ever taken of a human being and seeing as it resembled you exactly the way that cheese curds resemble ballet dancers, I've not posted it. It was a great sweater though.) More knitters were there, including a Canadian (Good to see you eh?) Teresa, and many more. I had a very good time, especially when I looked up and saw my salvation, the force put on this earth to rescue me from cabbies, soul-sucking hotel rooms, bad airport coffee and strange processed cheese...

She and I left with S.Kate, visited the nearby Yarn shop (What was the name of that place? Forever yarn? She had fleece artist.) and we made our merry way to a restaurant for lunch where I enjoyed S. Kates company and was able to thank her in person for all that she did to make the Olympics work, and for how generous she is with KWB. It was, once the thanking was done (thanking is not so funny) one of the funniest meals I have ever snickered my way through. S. Kate was spindling suri alpaca, and it was everywhere. Everywhere. Webbing her to the seat, on her leg, in her hair and in this picture, though you can't see it....


in her mouth. (What can I say. The woman loves fibre.)

We parted in the parking lot and Juno and I began the drive back to NJ. We drove for a bit, reflecting (read giggling ourselves stupid) on what a fun time it had been, then fell into a quiet silence, while I chose CD's for the ride and we stopped for a red light. It was at this exact peaceful moment that someone ran up to the side of the car, knocked on the window and held something up, momentarily terrifying both Juno and I.


It was S.Kate. It was a Suri sample. She thrust it into the car, said "I'm so glad it was your car" and bolted.
I love knitters.

Posted by Stephanie at 1:47 PM

April 13, 2006

Time flies...

When you're whipping from city to city. I'm safely home now, and while my daughters did not say that they missed me (or speak to me, actually) ...


I'm going to take the fact that two out of three of them exhibited spontaneous knitting behaviour last night as a sign. (Note that they are not smiling. Knitting is one thing. Appearing to enjoy it is another. They wouldn't want to be obvious with their love.)

I had no idea what day of the week it was any day that I was gone. I have gone back and with the help of the itinerary, people who claim to have seen me and blogged about it, and the receipts for yarn I found in my purse. (Those were a big help) I have pieced together the description of the truck that hit me events of the last several days.

It would appear that after Skaneateles I flew from Syracuse to Newark, (Hey! I remember that! I saw the Statue of Liberty from the plane. I'd never seen it before and I was pretty thrilled. I've been in NYC a couple of times now, and even though it was supposed to be pretty big, I could never locate the thing. I was starting to think that it was either a lie Americans tell Canadians for fun, or maybe that the little statues in the souvenir shops were "life size".) I changed planes in Newark (My flight was delayed. The Newark airport needs better/closer coffee.) and I got on a flight to Pittsburgh.

Pittsburgh is a cool city. It's very pretty, which I never expect, and my favourite thing about it is arriving. You drive along this road from the airport that has no hint of a city about it, then you go into a tunnel and when you come out of the tunnel...whammo. Pittsburgh, with all of the green and the hills and the rivers is right in front of you. It's a surprise city. Nothing, then the tunnel...then there it is.
The cab driver said it was a city with a front door.

(That's the tunnel, just after we came out of it. It's also a stunningly bad picture, but taking that one freaked out the cabbie so badly that I didn't feel like I could try again. There's only so distracted you want the driver of your car.)

It's also a city with knitters a-plenty. (I knew that from the last time I was there and got to go to Knit-Wits. They threw a great event.) This time I rolled into Knit One, and I'll admit, I was nervous. Even more nervous than usual. I'd heard through the grapevine that the owner, Stacey, was a Psychologist and that she'd done some thinking about my friend the travelling sock, and that from a mental health professional point of view, it was an interesting thing. (The words "transitional object" had been bandied about before I even got there.) I was worried that the sock and I (once we explained ourselves) might be blessed with a diagnosis that would preclude carrying pointy sticks. (Or leaving a padded room.)

Turns out that Stacey was sort of distracted by the other socks that knitters brought to visit me. (Hey Stacey? Who's crazy now eh?)



It was at this point, just about, that I apparently took leave of my intelligence. Everything happened so fast. As far as I can recollect, my fly was up, I don't think I said "arse" (or anything worse) I'm pretty sure I spelled my name correctly in all the books and the rest is a blur. You should have been there. It was incredible. Knitters as far as the eye could see.


This is Jessica. She's a brand new knitter. Brand spanking new. She had only learned to knit a few days before and her swatch was amazing. Some people are called to the fibre arts. This knitter was born to them. Brilliant. (I love this photo. She's so thrilled to be knitting.)

and this...this is Julia, Julia of Vesper yarn Julia. Her sock met my sock. (Transitional objects?) Charissa came for her Birthday, Jane, Ember and Yvonne were a charming trio. (Yvonne, that is a great first sock. Don't listen to the voice in the back of your head. It's wrong. Any first sock that could go on a foot is a great first sock.) Penny gave me some fabulous cookies. (They were, as predicted, my breakfast the next day.) There was cake


Sandy the wonder employee had both the Canadian and the Ontario flags to make me feel at home...


(Sandy should be cloned for all knitting book events. The woman is a wonder. Pen stop writing? Sandy has another one. Need a jar for pin money? Sandy hands you one. Need a chair? One appears out of thin air. I'm in love with Sandy.)

And the store had beautiful yarn. Beautiful. I bought some Claudia sock yarn as a souvenir and it's thing of charm and wonder.
There was also this yarn.


Seriously. it's an "aromatherapy" yarn with a scent that's supposed to last for 40 washes. There are no words for how interesting I find this. I don't know if I'm intrigued, appalled or charmed. (The sock was similarly confused.) Aromatherapy yarn.
Am I the only one who's sort of surprised by this? Am I the only one who thinks that the different colours should be different scents? Am I the only one standing stunned over this in yarn shops?

Pittsburgh, many, many thanks. I had a wonderful time...it was a blast. More tomorrow as I reconstruct Doylestown, Philadelphia, Rutherford, and ...I swear it....
Talking to Martha Stewart on the phone.

(PS. I updated the tour page again.)

Posted by Stephanie at 2:17 PM

April 10, 2006

Just a little smack.

Holed up in a corner of Juno's chesterfield couch in NJ, (carding polworth and shetland with Juno and Cassie is an extraordinary way to spend a day off.) I sat here not more than an hour or two ago and told Kelli-the-wonder-publicist that not only were things on the road good, that they were perfect. Really perfect. I had navigated the airports with success, I had met charming cab drivers. Amanda had come home from NYC safe, and I had spoken with her on the phone. The events had been great, the knitters charming and the coffee excellent. All of my hair had not fallen out simultaneously while I was public speaking (I worry) I had not yet left an expensive computer cable in a hotel room (my specialty) and despite learning (rather sadly) that the fly on my new pants doesn't like to stay up, I have managed, through careful vigilance and paranoia, to not give a talk standing up in front of a whack of knitters with my panties showing. I was sitting here, really feeling pretty smug, when I plugged in my digital camera to tell you about Pittsburgh and Doylestown and my new sock (Life was too short for the pastel garter stitch baby jacket that wasn't even knit long enough for me to show you.) and show you pictures of all of that when the planet decided to dish a little balance.

The computer refuses to acknowledge the existence of the camera.
Just a little smackdown to keep me humble. More later, when I can get the thing to do my bidding. For now, Juno and I are going to ricochet out of her house to go to Loop. (Ann and Kay were there Friday. They have to be a hard act to follow.) I'm hoping the camera is all my life has planned for me in the way of evening up the score.

Posted by Stephanie at 12:47 PM

April 7, 2006


It doesn't matter how many times I type Skaneateles, it looks wrong.
(Especially since it's pronounceation is "Skinny-atlas") It's a charming town, with a pretty lake that was too dark for a picture by the time I got there with a sock.
Skaneateles knitters look like this


and this


and this...


Actually, I lie. That's Andrew. Andrew is not a knitter. He didn't come with a knitter he was related to or in love with...he just...came.
Andrew was doing a search on something on Google...(some sort of mitten. I should have asked him why he was googling mittens in his College room, I'm sure there's a story there.) and found Hanks pink dragon mittens. He started reading, discovered the world of knitters, and has been lurking around ever since. He is - get this - a NON-knitting knitting blog fan. He doesn't buy the books (because he doesn't knit) and he didn't have a book for me to sign (doesn't know any knitters) he just came to say hi. Trippy eh? I asked him if the blog had had any effect on him. You know..any sort of knitterly urges at all. Did he now slow down in front of yarn shops? Finger the cuffs of sweaters, sometimes wonder "Why am I just sitting here...I feel sort of empty inside, Isn't there something I'm supposed to do with my hands?" I got him to hold the yarn that Cheryl Schaefer gave me (I was so impressed to meet her. She dyes that beautiful yarn herself. If you haven't seen their "Anne" sock yarn, get thee to a yarn shop.) I asked him if he felt anything. Tingling? Sort of a warm affection? Anything?

He didn't. He just said it was "nice". Nice?
This blog is the Knitting Borg.

He will be assimilated.

Tonight's stop...Pittsburgh.

Posted by Stephanie at 9:20 AM

April 6, 2006

Airport blogging.

Since you saw me last...


A birthday cake for Megan, owner of Lettuce Knit. (Denny spun it herself. Isn't that the perfect knitters cake?)


A new sock. I finished the old pair of travelling socks last night. (It was sort of hard somehow.) New book, new tour. New Socks. Meet my charming fleece artist companion, debuting in a photo atop the Yarn Harlot Remote Blogging System, in Pearson International Airport. (The lady in the background looked so bored for so long that I almost tried to teach her to knit.)


An old project, rammed in my purse for airplane knitting. I'm travelling with three projects. This shawl, which is "Summer in Kansas", the sock, and...well. We'll see if I even get the third one out of the suitcase.


A sky (over NY) for Sandy. I can't tell you how odd it was to fly into and out of NYC and know that Amanda was there somewhere. (I looked for her, but I couldn't see her.) It's unspeakably weird to be somewhere travelling, and know that your child is there travelling, and have nothing to do with each other. T- 5 hours to Creekside Books. I'm a little nervous. A little nervous the way that The Shining was a little creepy. Like that.

Posted by Stephanie at 10:26 AM

April 5, 2006

Launching pad

So, I'm panicking packing. I've given up trying to organize these people (you can tell your plan is really going nowhere when you are reduced to referring to your beloved family as "these people") and I'm now concentrating on the basics. Food. Shelter. Supervision.
So far today I've put Amanda on a bus to NYC. (Recipe for disaster School trip), taken Meg to the orthodontist, done 4 loads of laundry, tried to pack my new pants (convincing myself I can hem them in a hotel room), bought groceries, and taken a trip to the sewing store to buy a zipper for the now finished Garter Vine Cardi.


It's blocked, but remains to be sewn up, I'm going to deal with that tonight at the S&B at Lettuce Knit. I don't mind the sewing up, but I have to tell you that zippers give me the willies. They are always fraught with disaster and intrigue. (And yet...I put them on a lot of sweaters. I can't explain it either.) This morning I put on my best optimistic nature and went to go buy one of the cursed things. The trouble started straight off. I'm standing there trying to choose one, and notice almost immediately that there is no zipper, not in any brand, size, weight or type, that matches this sweater. I sighed. I held sundry and assorted demon minions zippers to the sweater. I checked the rack a hundred times. I sighed again...then picked two that might work and went to the cash.


"Those don't match very well" the lady at the cash says.
"I know" I sighed (again.) "I just can't seem to find anything better. I think the black might work, but I'm going to get the other one too and make a decision later."
"You know" she says ...(If you're not sitting down you might want to. What comes next in this story is so perplexing that trying to process it may cause some dizziness and befuddlement.)

"You should knit sweaters that are regular colours."

I stared at her for a minute or two. Probably about 30 seconds longer than I should have, because I noticed that she was sort of making a face at me. It was that face that people give you when they are trying to figure out if you're confused, stupid or having a stroke. (I was wondering myself.)

"Regular colours? You mean, like...the colours that are regular for zippers?"

"No." She says emphatically, frowning disapprovingly as she holds the two zippers up against the sweater.

"So, like...not heathered colours...more solid?"

"No." Even more emphatic here...clearly I am on the wrong path. "Just more regular colours."

I feigned understanding then, paid for the zippers ($3.69 total. Gotta love the sewing shop) and staggered out into the snow with my irregularly coloured sweater. I'm still not sure what she meant, but I don't think it bodes well for the zipper, and I still can't decide which is my best option. Irregular green and pale irregular green...


or Irregular green and black.


I'm leaning toward the black, but that could just be because I feel the looming weight of impending zipper doom upon me.

For now I'm off to finish packing. With this sweater done, I'm looking for some travel knitting to take with me this week. No ideas yet...but a lot of yarn has made it into the suitcase. Also in the suitcase, for those of you who I'll see this week, are the TSF pins.


Bring cash, buy 'em for your friends, take up lists. A minimum of $2 gets you one, but all proceeds, every tiny penny, goes to MSF.
(We're still going to plan a way for you to get them if you won't see me...but this is a start.)

I'll see some of you in Skaneateles tomorrow. I'll be the nervous looking over-caffeinated Canadian wearing a zipperless sweater and un-hemmed pants. No guarantees about the condition of my hair either. Could be worth seeing. Who's in?

Posted by Stephanie at 2:22 PM

April 4, 2006

How long are the socks?

Lene (not my clever Toronto dwelling Danish friend - she's got pictures of the twins again) but a Finnish Lapland knitter Lene, has written beautifully about hand knits here.

You should go read it. She raises some wonderful philosophical questions about knitting for "everyday wear", about the difference between the things we make now (which are mostly luxuries) and the things that were made as necessities to keep people warm and covered.


(The baby is my grandmother, she's wearing a beautiful hand-knit garter stitch dress with a checkerboard collar and hem, that was undoubtedly knit to be both beautiful and warm. This is Canada.)

In most of the world now, certainly where I live, it's faster and easier (and usually cheaper) to go and buy your socks and hats and mittens, than to knit them up yourself. Many older people are grateful from having been released from the burden of having to manufacture these things. (Can you imagine? Truly, the idea of having no source for socks for my family except the ones that came off my needles gives me the heebie-jeebies. They'd all have lost toes to frostbite. Not only that, but there's no way I would have the energy left to make them beautiful.) Lene made me think about the changing value of handknits...from necessity - to luxury item, and she got me reflecting on my personal philosophy, that beautiful things are more beautiful when they are useful.

Finally, she got me to think...you knit a pair of socks. Really beautiful ones. Socks knit from that special wool that you got when you went on a once in a lifetime trip. (It goes without saying that since you really love it, this yarn is now discontinued) Ones like the stockings Lene's knitting, something with lace and twisted stitches and all sorts of carrying on. Not just complicated, but long too... Socks that go all the way to the knee of some really tall person. Lets say that you knit these (did I mention that it takes a long time?) and you give them away and now that person (who you obviously really love, since sock length is clearly related to affection level) can do as they please with them. How do you want them used? Tenderly? Rarely? Often? With so much affection that they get big holes in them, or with so much affection that they are worn once a year and will last a lifetime? What would you consider the greater compliment?

Posted by Stephanie at 9:14 AM

April 3, 2006


Another complete cop out on the blog today. I'm trying to get ready to leave on Thursday and I have to un-explode my life before that. It's not going well. It would seem that the natural state of my life is exploded, and any attempts to get it to fit into the confines of a spreadsheet that dictates when/where/how things happen when I am not here is sheer folly doomed to fail. (The chart detailing dinner, shopping and teen activities was multi-coloured and deeply flawed.) I am also burdened by the knowledge that I need to buy a new pair of pants before I leave, and this pains me. Does anyone care if I'm wearing the same pants as the last tour? Haven't we established that my goal should be to be wearing pants at all? In any event...You get a short form blog today.

Update #1.


New socks on the needles: Trekking XXL, colour 90.
(Bonus, proof that spring has finally come to my front yard.)

Update #2: Susanna has found out how to get in touch with the mitten people. Should you be burning with a desire to possess this kit....check here.

Update #3:


I tossed the stash (by "tossed" I mean "pillaged" not "tossed" like "threw out". I can't believe any of you think that I would throw out yarn. At the very least I would yell "scrambles" first.) and came up with my neglected Garter Vine Cardi. It only needs a sleeve, so I'm thinking that if the pants excursion goes well (stop that laughing. There has to be one company in North America that can produce a pair of pants that fits me.) that I can finish it before I leave on tour.

Update #3:


My brother Ian and my sister-in-law Ali have left for an extended trip through Thailand and Cambodia. Think safe travel thoughts for them. They are experienced travellers, but we still worry when they are far from home. (You may also send them wooly thoughts, since they have promised to find and mail back yarn.) They are holding all of their luggage. Five weeks away...and everything that the two of them need to live is in those two backpacks. I can't tell you how shocking I find this.

Update #4: Kelli-the-new-wonder-publicist has added two new thingies to the tour. I'll be at Loop in Philadelphia on the 10th of April, and WEBS in Northampton on the 22nd.
Details on the tour page.

Note that I will be taking way, way more luggage with me for one week away, than Ian and Alison trucked to a five week trip on another continent. I thought this was odd until I remembered that I would only need a big purse if I didn't take yarn.

Posted by Stephanie at 2:55 PM