There is a gecko in my bathroom.
This is more or less fine with me, and absolutely fine with Erin and Hank. It is not, however fine with my mum, who was briefly cornered by said gecko.
When Erin told her that she couldn’t believe she was afraid of something so small and harmless, my mum replied in true McPhee form.
"I am not afraid of the gecko. I am simply very uncomfortable around him."